Senior Brother Wants to Cultivate Immortality

Senior Brother Wants to Cultivate Immortality

by The Great Demon King Of Thousand Dreams

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About This Novel

The second being in the Taoist sect said: Starting today, I want to cultivate immortality! The little sister from Tushan is here to play! Let's cultivate immortality together! Come to my room and show you my guardian spirit~ Miss Kuangsan, let's discuss time and pregnancy time~ Future young lady, how about letting me take a sip of your blood? True ancestor? I have a marriage talisman (corpse-suppressing talisman) here. It will definitely be useful if you stick it on it. Hurry up and get on the train. Daomen is fast and safe.

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Beimeng_cb74mo ago

In the first world, Wu Liuqi makes an appointment?

Chicken Island, Gu Gu Gu

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Beimeng_cb74mo ago

Declaration notice

I gave up on both books and this author number. If you are interested, you can watch "The Battle of All Dimensions" My only work, and the work I bet on my dreams for. It involves the fox demon matchmaker, the work of the Dragon King, SAO, the fallen Gabriel, and the Pokemon...

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Beimeng_cb74mo ago

Na na na, let's fantasize together!

I write novels because I like it! The itching of my hands is unbearable! ----Impressions from "The Work of the Dragon King"

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Clear Nap Bag74mo ago

come on. . . . . . . . . .

Come on. . . . . . . .

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Longshot74mo ago

Oh my god, the author of all evil, give me a pin to add more details😭😭

Today I went to a driving school for the first time. Before driving practice, the instructor asked me to see how much oil was left in the fuel tank. I unscrewed the fuel tank cap. The light was too dark and I couldn't see clearly after looking at it for a long time. I took out the lighter and put it close to the gas tank. Just when I was about to press the lighter, the master kicked me away. Damn, this coach has such a bad temper. I tried not to get angry. When I was practicing driving, it happened to be downhill. I stepped on the accelerator nervously, and the instructor shouted: "Brake! Use your foot to brake!" I quickly opened the car door, put one foot on the ground, and the sole of my shoe rubbed hard against the ground! After dragging for more than 20 meters, the car finally stopped! The instructor was shocked and gave me fifty yuan. I went to buy him a pack of Zhonghua toothpaste to relieve his shock! I was very depressed at that time, why did I still get toothpaste to relieve his shock? When I handed him ten boxes of Zhonghua toothpaste, he silently refunded all my tuition fees and said: There is a driving school next door. I said: I am The one next door introduced me! In the end, I had no choice but to go to the bank to deposit my tuition fees first, and I ended up waiting in line. Fortunately, I met a nice person. He said he wanted to withdraw money and I happened to be depositing money. I gave him the money and we didn't have to queue. I thought it was right, so I happily gave him the money. There are still many good people in the world. When I went out, I suddenly saw a circle of people gathered around me. When I got closer, I saw that it was two women fighting. I shook my head and thought: The quality of Chinese people is so poor, what's the point of a fight! Just as I turned around, I suddenly heard a voice saying, 'Tear off her clothes, pull off her pants, let's see how she behaves in the future!' Oh my gosh! What kind of people are these? So I returned to the crowd. I went to the bar to watch the game in the evening. It was already past 2 o'clock at night, and I didn't even get a taxi after going out for a long time. Suddenly, a Porsche Cayenne slowly parked next to me. Next to the car window, a young woman in sexy clothes slowly lowered her eyes, looked at me with a very charming look, and said: Where are you, young man? I'll give you a ride. I answered her very politely: I'm sorry! I don't take illegal taxis. Afterwards, I was deeply impressed by my wit. How much did it cost me to get a guarantee? When I walked back to the apartment, I was stopped by the goddess next door as soon as I got to the door. The goddess said that her phone was broken. I went to the Computer City to buy a 6Plus. I saw this opportunity and said to her: "If you stay with me tonight, I will give it to you tomorrow. "The goddess readily accepted, so we played flying chess all night, and early the next morning I rode her tricycle to the computer city. I didn't rest all night, so I went back to my apartment and fell asleep. But there is a child downstairs in my house who always loves to sing Lu Binghua. Now he sings again: Stars in the Sky I yelled in time: Join the Beidou! That kid hasn't even found a callback now! I woke up in the afternoon and my buddy called me to say that he wanted to have a barbecue together. When I came home after the barbecue, I ordered my old back! I was checked for drunk driving in front of me. I just drank a lot with my buddy. I should have known better not to take this road. I was getting closer and closer to the traffic police. My heart was beating fast and my palms were all sweaty. I wanted to run away, but there were police in front of me and I couldn't run. It was my turn. I opened my mouth tremblingly and blew into the alcohol tester. The machine chirped like crazy. It was over. I thought I couldn't escape this time. The police yelled at me to get out of here. The people in the aisle followed me and started to join in the fucking fun!

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Longshot74mo ago

I will protect my future

Sunday is here, and I relived the other side of the realm again... I was still moved by what Mirai said... "I thought I could do it in my dreams... I'm sorry, senior... Goodbye." The withered sunflowers gradually disappeared, and everything returned to reality... But... The future is no longer there... The girl with cursed blood, the future who loves Akito... The girl who sacrificed herself for her seniors, and the girl who lost her memory... Come back, future... We miss you so much "A future without a future is not the future I want." "Can you put on these eyes?" "A girl like you who can wear glasses cannot die." "I like glasses the most after all!"

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Longshot74mo ago

water experience

I sent a text message and joked with my buddy, He didn't reply after a long time, so I thought he was busy. The next day, he solemnly gave me 998 yuan. I was surprised and asked him what he was doing. He suddenly felt very embarrassed. Thinking, covering his slightly red and swollen face, he whispered: "You, didn't you say yesterday that as long as 998? Can I take you home? Me, my mom... She... Agreed. "

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Longshot74mo ago

Water experience building

Driving a taxi at night, a girl came up who was so drunk that she passed out. Son, looking at her sleeping face, I wanted to take advantage of the benefits delivered to my door, so I drove towards the woods... When she wakes up, she will definitely not find out that I charged her an extra twenty yuan for taking a detour, hahaha.

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Black Tour Guide Free74mo ago

come on!

Author, never give up, I support you

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