Pay Ninety-nine Yuan: Create a Mysterious Funeral for You
About This Novel
Whether you want to leave a legendary story in the world, or you want to create a mysterious and extraordinary past that will make people doubt your identity as a boss during your lifetime, just come to Su Chen Funeral Company. [You only need to pay ninety-nine yuan, and I will appear at your funeral in person, wearing a black suit and holding a black umbrella. I will stop and watch the funeral silently. ] [Pay 10,000 yuan, and a hundred men in black will appear at your funeral. A Maybach will appear at the funeral site. An old man wearing a Mao suit with a vicissitude of life will bow deeply to your tombstone, present a bouquet of flowers, and leave solemnly! ] [Pay 100,000 yuan, and three thousand men in black holding umbrellas will appear at your funeral. It will rain continuously on the day of the funeral, and armed helicopters will hover over the scene. Three old men in black Chinese tunic suits and two women with tears in their eyes will pay tribute to your tombstone! ] ... [Pay tens of billions, and your funeral will be announced in the form of a live broadcast. The heavens and the earth will tremble, the nine dragons will pull the coffin, and everything will be dim! All the powerful people in the world will come to your tomb and kneel down for you! Visions appear in the sky and earth, black clouds sweep across thousands of miles, the stars in the sky turn into your tombstone, the sun and the moon practice for you...] We can solve any problem that can be paid in place! Pay and place an order, and you will have a mysterious past immediately
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Official(496)Scraped 11d ago
Hey!
Hot pot thief, I think this book of yours looks like a book of some kind. It's very beautiful! Please read the second part of this heavenly book to a certain family immediately. If you don't obey, a certain family's seven-foot overlord halberd will kill you! Update soon!
The subject matter is good, the writing is very good, not brainless, it is worth reading
I feel like the author is writing that these old people who have contributed to society can let more young people know about these unknown social contributors, which is very good. I would also like to thank the author for letting me know my own values in life and making me less confused. This is my reflection after reading it. Finally, I would like to say, "Come on, author, keep writing."
good! Let's go to Sugar Lord first!
Not bad, I feel better and better! Keep it up. Come on. When your grades are good, we will help you make a world announcement!
I received a big thank you letter from the writer
Posting it will make you jealous, wouldn't you envy me? Are you jealous?
It can only be said that Su Chen did not expect that he would be able to obtain the system after inheriting the company. It would be a good thing for the two to merge and make money together. After all, his golden finger is specially designed to serve this matter.
26 recommendation votes
I received more than 20 recommendation votes and it was a pleasure.
Um
I don't know how to describe this book. When I first started reading it, I couldn't hold back my tears for the first two stories. I burst into tears as soon as my nose became sore.
Well written!
Happy National Day! Thanks to our ancestors for their efforts! Heroes live forever!
See Chapter 109
Seeing Jiang Yan, she couldn't stand it anymore. The protagonist looked like a primitive man living in modern times. The real owner who caused a stir on the Internet and was bullied by the Internet came to the protagonist to customize a funeral. The protagonist still didn't know anything. You know that everyone is dead, and you are going to show that bystanders are going to intervene. Why are you interfering? Everyone is dead! Death is like a light going out. No matter how much the protagonist does, I think it is an afterthought. What does the author want to express? Human words are scary? The most disgusting thing is that the protagonist said afterwards that he thought Jiang Yan's funeral would have to wait a long time because Jiang Yan still had a long life. Wow, it's so painful to watch.
Ahhhhh
This is too short. It's as short as me. Can it be longer?
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Official(496)Scraped 11d ago
Hey!
Hot pot thief, I think this book of yours looks like a book of some kind. It's very beautiful! Please read the second part of this heavenly book to a certain family immediately. If you don't obey, a certain family's seven-foot overlord halberd will kill you! Update soon!
The subject matter is good, the writing is very good, not brainless, it is worth reading
I feel like the author is writing that these old people who have contributed to society can let more young people know about these unknown social contributors, which is very good. I would also like to thank the author for letting me know my own values in life and making me less confused. This is my reflection after reading it. Finally, I would like to say, "Come on, author, keep writing."
good! Let's go to Sugar Lord first!
Not bad, I feel better and better! Keep it up. Come on. When your grades are good, we will help you make a world announcement!
I received a big thank you letter from the writer
Posting it will make you jealous, wouldn't you envy me? Are you jealous?
It can only be said that Su Chen did not expect that he would be able to obtain the system after inheriting the company. It would be a good thing for the two to merge and make money together. After all, his golden finger is specially designed to serve this matter.
26 recommendation votes
I received more than 20 recommendation votes and it was a pleasure.
Um
I don't know how to describe this book. When I first started reading it, I couldn't hold back my tears for the first two stories. I burst into tears as soon as my nose became sore.
Well written!
Happy National Day! Thanks to our ancestors for their efforts! Heroes live forever!
See Chapter 109
Seeing Jiang Yan, she couldn't stand it anymore. The protagonist looked like a primitive man living in modern times. The real owner who caused a stir on the Internet and was bullied by the Internet came to the protagonist to customize a funeral. The protagonist still didn't know anything. You know that everyone is dead, and you are going to show that bystanders are going to intervene. Why are you interfering? Everyone is dead! Death is like a light going out. No matter how much the protagonist does, I think it is an afterthought. What does the author want to express? Human words are scary? The most disgusting thing is that the protagonist said afterwards that he thought Jiang Yan's funeral would have to wait a long time because Jiang Yan still had a long life. Wow, it's so painful to watch.
Ahhhhh
This is too short. It's as short as me. Can it be longer?
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