I Will Never Be the Protagonist and Lick the Dog

I Will Never Be the Protagonist and Lick the Dog

by Gongdu

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Li Linhuai, who accidentally traveled through time, found that he had become the best friend of Su Fan, the protagonist in the novel. Climb mountains of swords and descend into seas of fire for the protagonist, and watch the protagonist love each other. But he can only be a humble licking dog who specializes in giving opportunities... Li Linhuai burst into tears. Fortunately, he inherited the villain system and decided to kill this scumbag protagonist. He is considered a peerless master by the mysterious old man behind the protagonist. Steal opportunities, popularity, luck, and even the heroine! ... Li Linhuai: "There are limits to the abilities of supporting characters. The more scheming you are, the more you will find that supporting characters have limits... Unless they become something beyond supporting characters." Su Fan: "Senior Brother Li, what exactly do you want to say?" Li Linhuai: "I shouldn't be a dog licker, you scumbag hero, you will die!"

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꧁꫞꯭liu Song꯭꫞꧂69mo ago

There will be times when strong winds and waves break, and the clouds and sails will be hung directly to help the sea

The father asked: "Son, do you think your father is strong?" The son smiled and nodded. The father asked again: "Do you think Shaolin Kung Fu is powerful?" The son nodded. The father then said: "If I shave my head, can I practice Shaolin Kung Fu?" The son jumped for joy, "Great!" The next day, the son saw his bald father and said happily: "Come on, Dad, you must become a master!" In fact, that day was the day before his father's chemotherapy. A single woman moved house, and suddenly there was a power outage at night, so she quickly lit a candle. Suddenly I heard someone knocking on the door. It turned out to be the child from the house opposite. I saw him nervously asking: "Auntie, do you have candles at home?" The woman thought: Oh my god, you have asked me to borrow things just after you moved in, and it will be endless in the future. So she said coldly: "No!" "The child smiled, with a hint of pride: "I knew you didn't have one at home! Mom was afraid that you would be scared, so she asked me to bring you candles." "Marry me! I will never leave her for the rest of my life." He knelt on the ground with one leg, holding flowers in one hand and a ring in the other, looking at her affectionately. She nodded. "I do." "Great! I will succeed!" He cheered and was full of confidence. "That's it, she will definitely accept you." She said calmly. When he left, she sighed deeply, why can I only be your beauties? In a car accident, he passed away and she lost her memory. By chance, she saw his photo and burst into tears for no reason. When her friend saw this, she said, "What, did you remember something?" She shook her head and said, "No, it's just heartache." Do you know if you will wear school uniform tomorrow? "He called her. "I know..." She was a little impatient, "Mother-in-law..." The next day. "You are kidding me! "She found that no one on campus was wearing school uniforms. "I just wanted to wear couple clothes..." He pointed to his school uniform and smiled brightly. A terminally ill boy and his girlfriend moved a reporter from a major newspaper. After interviewing them, the reporter prepared to take photos of the couple. Unexpectedly, the boy immediately refused: "It's better not to take photos. "Why?" The reporter asked puzzledly. "Because she will get married in the future..." The boy said gently. The mother lost a watch. She complained and searched everywhere for a long time, but she couldn't find it. When she went out, the son quietly entered the house and found the watch after a while. The mother asked: "How did you find it?" The son said: "I just sat quietly, and after a while I could hear the ticking sound, and the watch was found." ""If mom goes out to play with you, we are thirsty and don't bring water, and you happen to have two apples in your little schoolbag, what will you do?" A mother asked her five-year-old son. The child tilted her head and thought for a moment, then said, "I will take a bite of both apples." The mother wanted to scold her child like other parents and then tell him what to do, but when the words came to her mouth, she suddenly changed her mind. The mother touched her son's face and asked softly: "Can you tell me why you did this?" The son blinked his eyes, with a childish look on his face, and said hesitantly: "Because... Because I want to give the sweetest one to my mother!" A master asked: "What should you do if you want to boil a kettle of water and halfway through lighting the fire you find that there is not enough firewood?" The disciples gave various answers, some said to borrow it, and some said to buy it. Master said: "Why don't you pour out some of the water in the pot?" If you feel that life is very tiring, it is not because you have nothing, but because you are unwilling to give up anything. Trying to hold everything in hand will end up doing nothing. She: "What do you think happiness is to you?" He: "It's you." She: "Don't joke, I'm serious." He: "Well, happiness is when you are the first person I see when I open my eyes in the morning, and the first voice I hear is yours. Every breath carries your unique breath. I love you." She just smiled, her eyes moist. When he proposed to her, he only said three words: Trust me. When she gave birth to his first daughter, he said to her: Thank you for your hard work. On the day his daughter got married in a different place, he put his arm around her shoulders and said: There is still me. The day he received the notice that she was critically ill, he repeatedly said to her: I am here. The moment she was about to leave, he kissed her forehead and said softly: Wait for me. In this life, he never said "I love you" to her once, but love never left her. A girl got married against her father's wishes, got divorced, father and daughter turned against each other, and lived in poverty with a son. His mother was kind-hearted and advised her daughter to take her son home for a hot meal while his father was taking a walk. So he often took his son to his parents' house for dinner, deliberately avoiding his father. Until it rained one day, the grandfather and grandson met by chance in the community and couldn't avoid it. The father said awkwardly: "Don't hide when you go home to eat from now on. I have to come out even if it rains heavily!" A couple was watching a movie in the cinema. The man kept telling the girl about the plot of the movie, and the girl also showed a happy smile on her face. Finally, an audience member nearby accused the boy. Just as the boy was about to say something, the girl held him back. The film ends with laughter. The boy took the girl's hand, and the girl picked up the guide stick beside her and groped out of the cinema. "If the fat me and the thin me appeared at the same time, which one would you choose?" "Of course it's the fat one." "Don't lie, no one would choose the fat one." "... Because, fat you, no one will hurt you." I remember, I cried at that time. Maybe this is the most romantic thing he has ever said to me. When she was 16 years old, she confessed her love to him, but he refused and they went their separate ways after graduation. They experienced different loves. At the age of 26, he proposed to her in the crowd. She asked him, "Why didn't you agree in the first place?" He said, "I want to be your destination instead of your first love. Only now do we understand what love is."

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If You See Me, Please Let Me Know68mo ago

Could the author be more rigorous?

Didn't it mean that Her Highness the Goddess was already disgusted with Su Fan? Why did we go to Qingyuan City to find Su Fan again, and why did we ask Long Chen to heal Su Fan? You don't want the protagonist to be an NTR, right? 😐😐😐

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You Can't Use Your Brain When Reading Novels68mo ago

I think it's pretty good

This is my first real book review, if you don't believe me, read it yourself To be honest, this work is quite attractive to me. Although the first few chapters are a bit toxic, overall it is still quite attractive. There are fights and intrigues, and I feel that it is worthy of the "Best Performance". There is also the development between Li Linhuai and the Goddess. I think the writing is quite delicate. I saw a lot of people complaining in the comment area before, and I was confused, and I didn't know if they were really complaining. As for Chapter 147, when I saw the word "daily", I understood the author's writing tendency. Looking through the comment section, the author actually just wants to be a good person? Can you finish updating the novel? It's okay to update more slowly🤔 I hope the author can stick to it, come on!

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Reader 2020101915153226227460969mo ago

Very good article, why is no one here? .

There is no chance of an accident, I will give chase, if there is no accident.

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Due to Business Change68mo ago

You succeeded in poisoning me.

The more I read, the more I find it puzzling what the protagonist is thinking. Even though your master wants to kill you, you still want him to let you go. Do all kinds of outrageous things, but don't think about how to kill him. If you don't have the strength and don't think of a solution, you're just like a licking dog.

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Ớ ₃ờ69mo ago

Begging the author to reply How did the author arrange the heroine of this book?

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Demon Slayer (You Dare to Invite Me but I Don't Dare to Come)68mo ago

Awesome, I gave you a suggestion, just delete my comment.

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Lover_ad68mo ago

Pretty good novel

It's just too little, I'm not satisfied

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T. Z_bd69mo ago

It's strange, I personally think this book is okay.

In contrast, all the books in the library are from Douluo Continent. This book is a unique one. But why are there so few people?

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Yanye:)66mo ago

Yes, novel

This is my first time reading a book like this, and the ending is beyond my expectation! ! ! I thought it was the kind of mindless and cool article, but it turned out to be a trick within a trick. When will the author write another book? I'm waiting for you. I love you woo woo woo

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