You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy, I Am the Father in Shengjing City
About This Novel
[Book-traveling + palace fighting and house fighting + jokes + counter-routines + lack of virtues] Feng Xi, a boss in the apocalypse, slipped into a book about a man's son-in-law and became the princess wife of Qi Xiao, the male protagonist of Long Aotian. The princess was as stupid as a pig, selfish and vicious, and tried every means to tease Qi Xiao. In the end, her hands and feet were amputated, and she was thrown into the Snake Valley to be bitten by thousands of snakes. Feng. Just wants to take care of himself in old age. Xi: Got it! I'm going to be nice to him now! However: "I report to the princess, you have locked the consort in a dark room for three days and three nights!" "To report to the princess, the consort has been kneeling in the heavy snow for eight hours!" "To report to the princess, the love poem you wrote to Mr. Mu Xiaohou in front of the consort has been spread all over the capital!" Feng Xi:? So I really can't save it anymore? Forget it, it's already here, just go crazy and show off! Half a year later, above the Snake Valley, Feng Xi finally stood on the same cliff as the heroine in the book. Villain: "Master Qi Xiaohou, would you like to choose a wife or a beauty?" The heroine's eyes were full of love and speechless. Qi Xiao raised her eyelids and said without hesitation: "Xi'er, come to your husband." Feng bit the blood bag in his mouth and grabbed the snake repelling powder in his hand. He was always ready to jump off the cliff and run away for a happy life. Xi: "?" If I jump down now, is it too late?
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I don't know why all major platforms have this book, which makes paying members confused. The main story line of the book itself is actually much more ordinary. The difference is that the heroine speaks more casually, but many times the author over-exaggerates this casualness and it seems very inconsistent. There are too many chapters about disaster relief, which is too scary. I finally finished reading the snow disaster and now the drought is coming again. Each famine is serialized for several months. If I streamlined the ten or so chapters, it would be average without many highlights.
I can't stand it, where's the logic? If the heroine wanted to escape, why did she have to wait until she was killed by her son-in-law in the original plot? Now the female protagonist has a high status and the male protagonist has a low status. Why not strike first and kill the male protagonist? Don't tell me that the heroine has already fallen under the male protagonist's pants as soon as she wears it. She has already planned everything for the male protagonist subconsciously... No way~ No way~ No one is such a nymphomaniac, right?
It was very enjoyable to watch it at first, because the heroine was crazy in talking and insulting everyone, and the plot was not too slow and interesting. But later on, the tasks assigned to the subordinates can drag on for dozens of chapters. The plot is very watery. It is almost 500 chapters. Almost half of the plot is the storyline of the people under the writer. The male and female protagonists are watching the drama and there is no sense of participation. (If hiding aside to watch the drama and saying a few words by the way counts as participation, then I didn't say it.) After all, the heroine said that she knows the plot before. It has just begun now and the drama is almost 500 chapters. Love has just begun... When I was still a mortal, I had to procrastinate through five hundred chapters and not even finish it (later I have to cultivate immortality, and even engage in conspiracy theories with some immortal cultivators. How long will this take? Well, if this novel is completely unfinished, then I don't think I said it). Even the person who is hiding behind the scenes has not figured out who the monk Zhang Er is. What is the use of this heroine who is so capable of knowing some plots? Saying that she has no sense of belonging or wants to die, she can leave if she has the ability. The male protagonist can't stop it and has no ability to stop the female protagonist. If it's not set up to leave, why does it have to drag on for hundreds of chapters... I really like the writing style of this novel, but the plot is too delayed. I want to pull the author out and wish to finish it all at once. Why! It makes me want to go crazy.
This book is quite interesting, light-hearted and funny. I highly recommend it. Family members, really, don't consume yourself internally and go crazy and consume others externally. I finished watching it in one night. I hope it will be updated soon. I am looking forward to the next plot.
It's really good-looking and very good-looking. Don't give up. I watched this all the time during my monthly vacation in my senior year of high school. It's so funny and relaxing. Don't give up. It's really good-looking and the writing is good. This kind of casual heroine is what I need. I really need you and Feng Xi.
Are the articles about the imperial concubine, Su Si and Jiang Cha really abandoned? Why π_π
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking, good-looking
Good to read. Love to read. The author will update it quickly.
You should be able to take a look
After reading the reviews, it's probably okay if there is no one who becomes a god. Anyway, the person who does become a god is either a eunuch or trash.
Looks good hahaha crazy literature
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Official(35)Scraped 3d ago
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I don't know why all major platforms have this book, which makes paying members confused. The main story line of the book itself is actually much more ordinary. The difference is that the heroine speaks more casually, but many times the author over-exaggerates this casualness and it seems very inconsistent. There are too many chapters about disaster relief, which is too scary. I finally finished reading the snow disaster and now the drought is coming again. Each famine is serialized for several months. If I streamlined the ten or so chapters, it would be average without many highlights.
I can't stand it, where's the logic? If the heroine wanted to escape, why did she have to wait until she was killed by her son-in-law in the original plot? Now the female protagonist has a high status and the male protagonist has a low status. Why not strike first and kill the male protagonist? Don't tell me that the heroine has already fallen under the male protagonist's pants as soon as she wears it. She has already planned everything for the male protagonist subconsciously... No way~ No way~ No one is such a nymphomaniac, right?
It was very enjoyable to watch it at first, because the heroine was crazy in talking and insulting everyone, and the plot was not too slow and interesting. But later on, the tasks assigned to the subordinates can drag on for dozens of chapters. The plot is very watery. It is almost 500 chapters. Almost half of the plot is the storyline of the people under the writer. The male and female protagonists are watching the drama and there is no sense of participation. (If hiding aside to watch the drama and saying a few words by the way counts as participation, then I didn't say it.) After all, the heroine said that she knows the plot before. It has just begun now and the drama is almost 500 chapters. Love has just begun... When I was still a mortal, I had to procrastinate through five hundred chapters and not even finish it (later I have to cultivate immortality, and even engage in conspiracy theories with some immortal cultivators. How long will this take? Well, if this novel is completely unfinished, then I don't think I said it). Even the person who is hiding behind the scenes has not figured out who the monk Zhang Er is. What is the use of this heroine who is so capable of knowing some plots? Saying that she has no sense of belonging or wants to die, she can leave if she has the ability. The male protagonist can't stop it and has no ability to stop the female protagonist. If it's not set up to leave, why does it have to drag on for hundreds of chapters... I really like the writing style of this novel, but the plot is too delayed. I want to pull the author out and wish to finish it all at once. Why! It makes me want to go crazy.
This book is quite interesting, light-hearted and funny. I highly recommend it. Family members, really, don't consume yourself internally and go crazy and consume others externally. I finished watching it in one night. I hope it will be updated soon. I am looking forward to the next plot.
It's really good-looking and very good-looking. Don't give up. I watched this all the time during my monthly vacation in my senior year of high school. It's so funny and relaxing. Don't give up. It's really good-looking and the writing is good. This kind of casual heroine is what I need. I really need you and Feng Xi.
Are the articles about the imperial concubine, Su Si and Jiang Cha really abandoned? Why π_π
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking, good-looking
Good to read. Love to read. The author will update it quickly.
You should be able to take a look
After reading the reviews, it's probably okay if there is no one who becomes a god. Anyway, the person who does become a god is either a eunuch or trash.
Looks good hahaha crazy literature
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