All Civil and Military Officials in the Dynasty Listened to My Voice, and the Emperor Begged Me to Eat Melon
About This Novel
[Reading the minds of all members + eating melons + sand sculptures + nonsense] Xiang Hua traveled through time and was bound to a melon-eating system. After the emperor heard her voice, he specially appointed her an official and brought her to court in order to get a chance. Xiang Hua began to take the emperor and the civil and military officials to eat melon every day. ... What a departure! The emperor's concubine Xiangxiang eloped with Meng Dadan! [Family members, who knows, Lord Sima Ruhua works part-time as the leading figure in Yihongyuan! [The defense has been broken. Mr. Dongfang Buliang has been married for five years, and his wife is still perfect! [Isn't it? The prince still wets the bed at the age of 17 and likes to sleep with pigs in his arms! [Master Zhuge An is a lover of widows. He wants to give every widow a home! [Old Swan, the concubine practices hanging in the harem every day! [The second prince has been paralyzed for many years and is he pretending? Just because you don't study and don't go to court! [The third prince painted erotic pictures in the study and even carved a 3D wood engraving! [I will really thank you. The emperor is skipping subject three in the back garden? ! [The divorce is huge. The princess who got married has 2 husbands and 6 children? [Real beep, false beep, all civil and military officials in the dynasty were jumped by the immortals? ! ... In addition to eating melons, Xiang Hua also did some good things: Founded Dagua Auntie brand milk tea, selling 100 million cups a year. When he founded the Fried Chicken brand, the kids next door were so hungry that they cried. Developing Bobo Chicken one by one, you can't stop eating one bite at a time. ... In this way, everyone happily ate melons together. As they ate, the originally poor country became increasingly wealthy. Not only did it not perish, it also unified 18 surrounding countries. What's going on? Does eating melon have this effect?
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Official(8)Scraped 28d ago
Nice! It's rare to see books of the same type, so interesting! The author's naming is also very down-to-earth, making me laugh out loud in bed every time I read it😆🤪. Quick update, quick update, not enough.
The emperor is picky and rakes his ears, the queen is ruthless and rich, there is a concubine who is in love with hanging, concubine Shang who loves to play mahjong, a father-in-law Liu admires the emperor but dare not say it, the prime minister is an old man, the leader of the imperial army is deaf, a father beats the heroine every day, there is no one else among these people together. So beautiful! The author is quick to update. Can you update 20,000 times a day? 😯😯😯😯
Relaxing, funny and humorous, all accounted for! It's great to eat melons in the melon field, every melon is outrageous and funny! It is outrageous for the emperor to eat melon every day and eat it on his own head! 😯😯😯😯😷😷😷
Not good looking, low logic, immature writing style
It's okay. The ending is sloppy. I haven't seen enough in the middle, but it's over.
Funny and nonsensical novels, updated every day at 0:01! ! It's fun to watch and makes you laugh like a goose! 😷😷😷😷😷
It's funny and silly, with a lot of memes. I can see that the author spends a lot of time online, following hot memes. I've given you the votes, can you add some jokes?
nice
Although it doesn't follow the normal routine, it is very enjoyable. The only regret is that it's too short
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Official(8)Scraped 28d ago
Nice! It's rare to see books of the same type, so interesting! The author's naming is also very down-to-earth, making me laugh out loud in bed every time I read it😆🤪. Quick update, quick update, not enough.
The emperor is picky and rakes his ears, the queen is ruthless and rich, there is a concubine who is in love with hanging, concubine Shang who loves to play mahjong, a father-in-law Liu admires the emperor but dare not say it, the prime minister is an old man, the leader of the imperial army is deaf, a father beats the heroine every day, there is no one else among these people together. So beautiful! The author is quick to update. Can you update 20,000 times a day? 😯😯😯😯
Relaxing, funny and humorous, all accounted for! It's great to eat melons in the melon field, every melon is outrageous and funny! It is outrageous for the emperor to eat melon every day and eat it on his own head! 😯😯😯😯😷😷😷
Not good looking, low logic, immature writing style
It's okay. The ending is sloppy. I haven't seen enough in the middle, but it's over.
Funny and nonsensical novels, updated every day at 0:01! ! It's fun to watch and makes you laugh like a goose! 😷😷😷😷😷
It's funny and silly, with a lot of memes. I can see that the author spends a lot of time online, following hot memes. I've given you the votes, can you add some jokes?
nice
Although it doesn't follow the normal routine, it is very enjoyable. The only regret is that it's too short
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