Children's Channel: from Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit to the Heavens

Children's Channel: from Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit to the Heavens

by Milk Tea Has To Be Full Of Sugar

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Ch. 229The Changes in Xiaodu and the Break with Longshenhao
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About This Novel

At the beginning, Song Ping just wanted to finish the plot honestly and wait to travel to a world where he could live forever. But as he lingered, he discovered that he was included in every major event in history. "First of all, I am a person who doesn't like to change history." "Hei Xiaohu? That's what makes me so angry." "Yes, I wrote the Nine Yang Manual." "I taught the Condor Man's swordsmanship." "Zhang Sanfeng's inner alchemy practice? As we all know, I am very caring. As a senior, I can't watch a young man who has been expelled from the Shaolin Temple be desperate, right?" ... "You know, Diga is my good brother. I can't watch him go astray. What happened to me guiding him to become the first light of Orion?" ... "Yes, yes, I knocked on Conan's sap. I beat Batman's parents to death. I dug out Thanos' gems. I instigated Sun Wukong to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace. I created the leak in Nuwa's sky. Yes, I inserted the red hair on the Holy Body in his later years." Song Ping spread his hands: "I admit it. What do you mean you want to punish me for changing history? Doraemon, someone is looking for trouble, fuck him!"

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Eldest Son Jade1mo ago

Shen Nong is dead, and fellow Taoists suddenly come in. This is shit among shit💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

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Returning to Old Friends3mo ago

The eunuch sends a woman a gift

I just finished reading more than thirty chapters and couldn't stand it any longer. "Send a Girl" and "Eunuch" are not interesting at all. If you like to read this kind of novel without a heroine, you can read it. Anyway, I couldn't stand it anymore and left.

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嗷嗷嗷_de3mo ago

Why is the children's channel now involved in movies and TV series?

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Immortal Laoqiang13d ago

I hope the author will think carefully about where he went wrong

1. Stop using "The Greatest Hero" to subsidize the killing machine. He always "serves the country and the people, and is a great chivalrous person"; Do you really not understand, or are you pretending not to understand? Guo Jing defended Xiangyang, what was he defending? What you are protecting is the face of the court, and what you are protecting is the country of the scholar-bureaucrats. What he keeps is his own moral trophy of "loyalty". As for the beggars, refugees, and homeless poor who were driven to the top of the city-- No armor, no food, no training, The supplies sent up are for filling trenches and plugging gaps. The "righteousness" in your words, In their words, it means "sacrifice one's life for one's country"; In the eyes of their family, it's just a white-haired person giving a black-haired person, and they can't even exchange for a thin-skinned coffin. Is this the hero you praise? Isn't this the executioner who takes the fate of the lower class instead of their fate? 2. Huang Rong is not a "smart and pretty lady", she is a refined egoist. Stop bragging about being "witty, cute, and quirky." Huang Rong is really interesting to friends in the world. But that's because - those people are her kind. What about ordinary people? In order to save her father, she can destroy people's boats, demolish people's shops, trick passers-by, and deceive innocent people; For Guo Jing, she can treat irrelevant people as pawns and prices without any psychological burden. Her little intelligence was never used to protect the weak. It is used to plot against the weak, please the strong, and consolidate one's own class. Today, this is a typical highly educated, cold-blooded elite: Extremely indifferent to outsiders, extremely protective of one's own people, This kind of selfishness must also be packaged as "affectionate" and "wisdom." You call her "cute"? It's just that Mu Qiangmu is used to it. When he sees a powerful bad guy, he will automatically clean up his name. 3. What you admire is not chivalry, but a beautified version of exploitation. You read "Guo Jing and Huang Rong are true heroes" over and over again, In essence, it is singing praises to a set of logic that "the lives of the bottom are cheap and the lives of the elite are precious." - You can't see those beggars who were sent to Xiangyang to die; - You can't see the ordinary traders who were easily tricked by Huang Rong; - You can only see the halo, lines and ending of the protagonist group. The "classic" in your mouth, In the eyes of the people, they are just a group of superior privileged people who, under the banner of family and country justice, consume the poorest people with peace of mind. This is not chivalry, this is the art of rule disguised as martial arts. 4. Don't use "limitations of the times" as a fig leaf Some people will say: "That was ancient times, there was nothing we could do." Fart. Even in ancient times, some people wrote, "When things prosper, the people suffer; when they die, the people suffer"; Someone has also asked, "Meat eaters are despicable and fail to plan far"; Some people have also doubted that "one general's success will cause thousands of bones to wither". It's not that the ancients couldn't think of it, it's that you don't dare or don't want to think about it. Because once you think about it, the "idol" in your heart will collapse. The "cultural heritage" you rely on to decorate your appearance has been exposed. 5. What does the real people's perspective look like? A true hero is not one who stands on the top of a city and watches the people below taking their lives; A true wise man does not use the bottom as a bargaining chip to exchange for the stability of himself and his lover. If a "hero" His great deeds were built on the flesh and blood of countless nameless people. His love is maintained by sacrificing the happiness of passers-by. Then he doesn't deserve to be called a hero. Only worthy of being nailed to the pillar of shame, Let future generations point at their spine and curse: "Is this the 'Xia' you have been bragging about for a thousand years?"

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Shadow2mo ago

Update quickly, don't be a eunuch, your update is too slow, right?

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An Diming2mo ago

Full marks 💯💯💯💯, it's a pity that the name is a bit wrong, otherwise it would definitely be a hit.

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A Confidant is Hard to Find1mo ago

History history history history the most history history

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丿安月shaped1mo ago

What does this novel say? It's a mess, and it's inexplicable.

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Tai Xuance22d ago

This novel is such a mess! Completely written in chaos. There are also a bunch of speechless gift-giving plots, and he often does meaningless things to torture others, which makes the protagonist look like a psycho.

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