Interstellar Living Record

"When I was editing the article, I felt it was inappropriate and deleted it. However, it was still interesting (?), So I posted it here." After a live broadcast, Pearl's tilted head went viral on StarNet. Many people are clamoring to keep the same bird. Stores selling pets on Xingwang are going crazy. One night, countless people called and asked if the pink bird was for sale. It only took hundreds of thousands of phone calls for the store owner to go from being confused at the beginning to being numb later. I'm tired of saying the word "no". However, a large group of people continued to call the store owner. Later, they got through, and what they heard was "Hello, please don't hang up. The number you dialed is currently on call, please wait and call again." The mechanical and monotonous voice confused the caller. Isn't there a person on the other end of the phone? Who can a normal person say a few words in two or three seconds, all in the first tone? The more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, so I quickly hung up the phone. The shop owner listened happily, covering his mouth and snickering. Hey hey hey, I asked you not to fight but to fight again. The boss patted the robot on the head: "Good job, man. Do the same for the next one who comes in." The robot's screen flashed, and it made a shy expression in code. "Don't worry, I will do my job well." The first serious tone fell in the boss's ears, making him very happy. With his hands behind his back, the shop owner hummed a song and went to find his friends - several pet shop owners. Tieba is popular again. The owner never expected it. He casually said that everyone would steal his sister together, and now someone revealed it again. Many people say that they want to join the family of "sister-stealers", and in order to prevent their sisters from losing their feelings for their old family, they want to steal their sisters' birds too. Please wake up! ... The younger sister probably had a younger brother or younger sister, and they probably stole it together. Hundreds of thousands of people discussed it heatedly. [My sister and the bird are both mine: If you ask me, the highest level of stealing is to make my sister follow me willingly. ] [Sister Army No. 1: That's good, please continue. ] [My sister and the bird are both mine: To achieve what I said, we have to appear around our sister frequently to let her have an impression of us. Then inadvertently reveal our kindness, diligence and beauty during the conversation. Just do as I say and win your sister's heart easily. ] [Sister Army No. 998: I remember. Upstairs is the one who goes to the store every day without buying anything, and then keeps talking. ] [Sister Army No. 634: Let me add that later he was thrown out by the robot because he disturbed the order in the store. ] [Sister Army No. 998: Let me add that it will take another seven days before he can enter the store. ] [Pink Sack No. 7: Then exclude him, next one! ] From morning to afternoon, they only discussed a plan name. At night, the light in the house dimmed. After several hours of discussion, my stomach rebelled fiercely. Someone suggested: Stealing a sister is a big deal and should be considered in a long-term manner rather than in a hurry. Why don't we check the information first and learn from the experience of our predecessors, and then come back tomorrow? As soon as these words came out, everyone agreed. Everyone made an appointment for tomorrow's discussion and dispersed. ! ! Stealing is not recommended in real life, and abducted and trafficked children will definitely enjoy the labor! !