Onmyoji Who Lives in the Second Dimension

When I was in first grade, I occasionally helped my family look after the store during the summer vacation. A strange young aunt came over to buy something. Seeing that I was a child looking after the store, she stuck her head in and asked, "Where are your adults?" "My mother is not here, so you can tell me what you want to buy." I was a little disgusted with her contemptuous tone, frowned, and replied with a tone that seemed a bit sophisticated and impatient. She looked at me seriously for a few seconds, burst into laughter, and stretched out her hand to rub my hair, "I can't tell you the difference with your child, forget it, I'll take care of your business next time, little boss." After that, she turned around and left. I felt insulted. I didn't think I had been visiting the store for more than a day or two, and I hadn't seen anyone. What else can there be that I am embarrassed to say? "Wait a minute." I stopped her, turned around and took out a pack of sanitary napkins from the cardboard box, and also pulled out a black plastic bag. "Is it this? Well, use this to pretend that others can't see it." The aunt seemed to be trembling with fright, "Why do you kid know everything?" Then she walked out the door with a blushing face. I kicked him out and asked, "Do you want this anymore?" I shook the pad in my hand at her. Auntie walked even more hastily, "No, no, no, why are you chasing me out?" Passers-by grinned and said, "Children are so awesome these days, hahahaha." I looked at her fleeing back and muttered angrily, "I'm wasting a plastic bag." The next day, my friends and I piled sand and went home. When I returned to the store, I saw the strange aunt from yesterday chatting with my mother and holding a pretty little girl. I felt a little guilty. It couldn't be that she made a fool of herself two days ago. She would be taking revenge on me now. The strange thing is that my aunt didn't seem to see me, and she was chatting lively with my mother. I sat on the bench and listened to their chat, and then I realized that they came to Wuhan to visit relatives and were living in the residential building behind us these days. Suddenly my aunt locked her eyes on me, as if she had just discovered that I was back. &Quot; Oh, this is your son, he's so handsome. &Quot; My mother was very happy, pretending to be humble, and called me over and touched the back of my head. "What's so delicate about him? He's very bad, hahaha. He's so delicate just because he looks like me." The aunt also smiled and said, "What's wrong? She looks pretty good." After saying that, she pulled the little girl next to her and said, "Yaya, call me brother." I took a closer look at this little girl. She had braids, a floral skirt, white socks, and little red leather shoes. It is indeed different from our little girls with runny noses and slippers who dare to stand and pee with us. She called me "brother" in a childish voice, and hid behind her aunt, refusing to say anything more. I wanted to touch her hair, but I just came back from sanding and my hands were too dirty. I turned and ran. "Hey, my son is still shy, hahaha." I went to the back and washed my hands and wiped them clean. He ran back and took the little girl's hand to the counter. "Whatever you want to eat, I'll open it for you." The joyful laughter of our parents came from the store. "What's wrong with this? You look like a little grown-up." In the next few days, Auntie often brought Yaya over to play. They chat as adults. I just stole a handful of snacks in my pocket and took Yaya out to eat. "Guess what the flavor of today's lollipop is. If you guess it right, I'll give it to you." "Banana" "Yes, you guessed it right again, here it is. " "Why am I always right?" "Because you are awesome" I didn't tell her that I had all the flavors of lollipops with me, so she had no chance of guessing wrong. A few days later, Yaya and I were building a castle with bricks. Auntie walked out of my shop and shouted from a distance: Yaya, let's go back to have lunch. Yaya was a little reluctant to leave, the castle was half full. I said it doesn't matter, we will pile it up next time. Auntie came over and asked me with a smile: Do you like Yaya? I stared at my toes and whispered, I like them. "But we leave the day after tomorrow, what should we do? " I looked at Yaya and then at Auntie, and suddenly I felt like crying, and my throat was so blocked that I couldn't say anything. Auntie squatted down and said to me: Let me tell you a secret. After hearing this, I shuddered and held back my tears. After pushing to the half-finished castle, he ran straight home. I never take a nap, so I lay down until it was time for dinner. I feebly asked my mother, who was dragging me out of bed to eat, to verify the authenticity of what my aunt said. My mother nodded, "Yes, yes, you never knew?" &Quot; Only then did I burst into tears. "How many snacks did you eat from me? Why didn't you tell me earlier?" I just want to say to that aunt. Why are you dressing your son up like a little girl? ! ! Is there something wrong! ! ! ! ! ! I also gave him a nickname Yaya! ! ! ! ! Is that a nickname for boys? ! ! ! Looking back many years later, I realized that I might have invited revenge from my aunt.

I'll go first. If something's wrong, please help me fix it.

"I'm back." "Welcome home." Broom God, who was watching TV, heard Tsuchimikado's voice, turned his head and said with a smile. "I'm exhausted. I played games all afternoon without realizing it." Tsuchimikadou fell on the sofa. Yukionna had returned to her shikigami state and was sitting outside the refrigerator door, feeling the cold wind. Maybe the temperature of the snow girl is low. Although the refrigerator door is always open, it does not affect the freezing of the freezer layer. Although there is nothing in the frozen layer. After resting for a while, Tsuchimikado stood up and said, "I'll cook first. What do you eat?" "Anything is fine." "Ice cream." Tsuchimikadou looked at Yuki-onna speechlessly, eating ice cream for dinner... Should I say that I am worthy of you? Whether it is Wang Dong or Tuyu Mendong, Tuyu Mendong is very good at cooking. Before time travel, his mother deceived him when he was a child and he would not be able to find a wife if he could not cook. So Wang Dong studied for more than a year and still knew how to cook some home-cooked dishes. As for Tsuchimikado, he was forced to learn some Japanese cooking because he lived in a dead house and lived alone. Tsuchimikado also benefits from this, and has some Chinese and Japanese cuisine. Of course, Tsuchimikadomu himself was actually too lazy to cook at ordinary times. Things are different now. In the past, when one person ordered takeout, at least I could barely afford it. Now, with three people ordering takeout, my wallet can no longer bear the pressure. Although the Yuki-onna and the Broom God were actually able to skip meals as shikigami, Tsuchimikado always felt bad about eating alone while letting them watch. Of course, you have to eat together to have a good meal. Tsuchimikado Mento looked in the refrigerator and took out a few eggs, "How about we eat omelette rice today?" "No problem." Broom God is always so easy to talk to. He insists on cleaning the room every day and eats whatever Tsuchimikado is eating. As for the snow girl... "Is there any ice cream after dinner?" "Yes." Tsuchimikadofu had a dark look on his face. However, if you think about it carefully, insisting on eating ice cream is actually one of the cute features of the Yuki Onna! ... After the meal, Broom God took over the task of washing the dishes. Tsuchimikado looked at the mysterious charm in his pocket and couldn't help himself. This shot... This shot will definitely produce SSR. "Want to summon a shikigami?" Tsuchimikado smiled bitterly, I can't help it, SSR is too tempting, I can't control myself at all! "God Broom, I'm about to summon you. Do you want to come and see me?" Broom God quickly walked over and sat next to Tsuchimudong, curiously looking at the charm in Tsuchimudong's hand. Tsuchimikado Mento discovered that whether it was the Snow Maiden or the Broom God, their expressions were very serious when the Shikigami summoned them. Of course, Yuki-onna's face was still expressionless. After reciting the incantation, a lazy and charming voice sounded. "Hmm~~" Looking at the fiery red figure standing up slowly from the summoning array, Tsuchimikado didn't know what words to use to express his current mood. It doesn't matter if you didn't draw an SSR, why don't you even get an SR? But... The three-tailed fox is quite pretty, hehehe! "Three-tailed fox, follow your call." Every word and every action of the three-tailed fox seems very tempting. "Mitsuo, who... Are you?" Tsuchimikado Mento was about to say hello when he suddenly heard a sound outside the window. Everyone looked over and saw a girl with an eyepatch hanging on the window sill, looking inside in surprise. When she saw that the other party had discovered her, she suddenly panicked and her hands relaxed involuntarily, "Ah." "Three-tails, Yuki-onna, save people." When Tsuchimikamonfuji saw this scene, he didn't care whether the other party saw the scene of him drawing cards. He saved people first. You must know that this is the third floor. If you fall down, you will die or be disabled. The three-tailed fox and the snow girl immediately rushed over. Although the snow girl is stronger than the three-tailed fox, the snow girl is a magic shikigami, while the three-tailed fox is a physical type. In terms of speed, Sanwei can beat Yuki-onna. I saw Sanwei rushing out of the balcony, jumping up, grabbing the girl's arm, and Sanwei's tail curled up and hung on the edge of the balcony. By the time the Yuki Onna and Tsuchimikadomu passed by, the three-tailed fox had already pulled the girl into the room. "Are you okay?" Tsuchimikado asked. The girl shook her head and sat on the ground with a pale face without saying a word. Tsuchimikadofu didn't know what to do for a while. He had never encountered such a situation before! Because of my own reasons, I scared the girl terribly. Now the girl doesn't speak, what should I do? Waiting online, it's very urgent! "Rikka." "?" Tsuchimikado Mengfu looked at the girl, what does Rikka mean? Her name? "Little Bird Yulihua, my name." "Oh, hello, my name is Tsuchimikado." "Are you... Seimei-sama?" Kotori Yurikka raised her head and looked at Tsuchimikado. Although she was still a little scared by what just happened, she really wanted to know the answer. "No, I'm not." Tsuchimudong denied decisively. Xiaotiao Yulihua was stunned for a moment, a little frustrated, but when he saw Sanwei next to him, he seemed to have thought of something, and immediately covered his eyes and shouted: "The eyes... The eyes are resonating..." Tsuchimikado and the others looked at the little bird Yu Rikka speechlessly, "That..." "In order to find you, I have come here after countless years." "Little brother Xiaodong, is this your little girlfriend?" The three-tailed fox curiously poked Tsuchimikado's cheek, and Tsuchimikado also looked confused. "Um... Do I know you?" "Yes, in the long past, you and I met. The moment I saw you, this evil king's true eye told me about the fate." The corner of Tsuchimikado's mouth twitched, Moman, your serious look almost made me believe it! This guy can't be a chuunibyou! "Um, what's the matter with you?" Tsuchimikado Menfu didn't bother to listen to the other's chuuni, and asked directly. Unfortunately, Kotori Yurikka has already fully entered the state, and continued: "The Evil King's True Eye uses a holy heart to control the power of darkness. It has the power to see through everything, so you are the Seimei-sama I am looking for." The corner of Tsuchimikado Mendong's mouth twitched, "You just made this up casually, right?" Kotori Yurikka's eyes wandered, "But there is no doubt that you are Seimei-sama." "I'm not." "Then what happened to them?" "Cosplay." "Then why is her tail so powerful?" "High-tech products." "Then why did she appear suddenly?" "How many have you read?" "Those who come, fight, and fight with soldiers are all in formation..." "Then you've just seen everything!" Tsuchimikado Fuyu held his forehead and made sure to close the curtains the next time he was summoned. But... Who would have thought that someone would be hanging outside with a rope to watch him summon!

One look scares the protagonist to the point where he calls the shikigami daddy. His way of speaking is mechanical, and the protagonist is nothing but a coward. He admits his mistake to the shikigami and calls him daddy even though he is right. It doesn't feel good at all.

Really, I think I am not an African chieftain

Author, look at me today.

To be honest, this book can be regarded as a remnant of the old era. Nowadays, there are very few articles about these daily anime. There may be many more, but I really can't find anything else good. I started reading novels in the fifth grade of elementary school, and now I am in the third year of high school. The previous two-dimensional section has also become the light novel section. There are fewer and fewer anime fans. All tnd is Douluo...; Doupo..., They are also very poisonous. Alas, I have taken it, so I can only vote to show my support.

1. Raphael. 2. Nero. 3. Birds swim among six flowers. 4. September. 5. Kyoko Hayakawa. 6. Sima Weiwei. 7. Keer Nayuduo (Crab Man). 8. Kato Megumi (Sage Megumi). 9. Vinette. 10. WuGeng LiuLi (black cat). 11. Yuigahama Yui (dango). 12. Chika Fujiwara. 13. Dansheng Gusenxia. 14.____ (I forgot, someone can add it) 15.____ (Future heroine)...

The emotional drama is very important later on. Since the author has decided to open a harem, the psychological process and the psychological descriptions of the female protagonists must be fully included, especially how the male protagonist defeated them. You must know that except for Raphael, they are all normal human women. Their moral values and other factors cannot accept opening a harem. Then the process of the male protagonist's attack must be well written. At present, there is no other attack except Luka, and the male protagonist is a dead otaku who is preparing to open a harem through time travel. In fact, it is normal in his mind, but he will definitely not think so when he is preparing. I hope this mental journey can be completed. I wish the book will be a hit!

Another semi-disabled time traveler. The main character is an otaku who doesn't even recognize two-dimensional characters. It makes me terribly embarrassed. It's better not to write that the main character is a time traveler and just be an aboriginal person without unnecessary fuss.