Just Learned the Five Thunder Methods, and the Prank Anchor Came to Crack Down on the Fake Ones

Just Learned the Five Thunder Methods, and the Prank Anchor Came to Crack Down on the Fake Ones

by Tumbling Edamame

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1.5Mwords751chapters
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Ch. 751Final Remarks
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About This Novel

[Relaxation + Arrogance + Violence + Decisive Killing] Traveling to a parallel world where demons resurrected, Lin Heng became a Taoist priest and was entangled in a strange life-buying money. One day, I was granted ten years of life, and I was about to run out of gas. Fortunately, I activated the system! "Fusion, Five Thunder Dharma!" Lin Heng, who holds the top magical power of the Tianshi Mansion, was waiting for something strange to come and claim his life that night. ... On the other side, a trickster anchor dressed in the Qing Dynasty official uniform came down the mountain. He was dressed in extremely scary makeup and smiled pervertedly at the camera: "Family members, I'm here to crack down on fake Taoist temples!" "The one I'm performing for everyone today is to dress up as a zombie and scare the Taoist priests. Let's see how I scare the shit out of the magicians in the temple, haha!" When the trickster anchor appeared in front of Lin Heng and showed his teeth and claws, Lin Heng was angry! "The demons are evil and are attacking the mountain gate. They are really bullying people!" "Do you really think that our Taoism has no one?" That night, the sky was thundering and the whole network was shaken! Lin Heng began a journey to revive the reputation of Taoism. Reporter: "Taoist Master, there are many doubts about your knowledge of thunder magic. How do you feel about everyone's distrust?" Lin Heng: "If you believe me, believe me, if you don't believe me, get out. Don't disturb the poor Taoist cultivating immortality!"

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As Long as One Life is Good29mo ago

I received a big thank you letter from the writer

By the way, I'm a little curious about how much more the author earns by rewarding the author. I don't reward the author much.

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书友20231117532_de28mo ago

Quite embarrassing, a brainless piece of writing. The skills of the protagonist are really hard to describe in one sentence. What are the eight unique skills in One Man? The Golden Light Spell is used as a protective shield. The Five Thunder Methods are the ultimate move. It's not like Taoism doesn't have awesome skills and magical powers. You have already written about cultivating immortals. Can the intensity be increased? There are arrangements for Tiangang and Earth Evil magical powers, and there are no skills. One, just practice your skills fiercely, and then you don't have to practice, fight monsters and upgrade, it's all black and white, monks are evil people, I won't get rid of monsters, just to make money, eh, the protagonist preaches Taoism and threatens me, then I will fuck you, fight the younger ones and the older ones, but you can't beat me. I am obsessed. I mainly fight a bad guy, and there are two big characters on my face: Villain, Abba Abba.

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书友20240208614_aC25mo ago

Rubbish, pretending to be awesome day by day, and plagiarizing the works of predecessors. He has no brains at all, and he still has no brains. Heaven has already divided up the main duties, and Buddhism is just a temporary worker. In order to let the protagonist pretend to be awesome, Taoism has been weakened, and it is the main thing. There are skills in the corner, and others are here to vent their anger, and the enemies are stronger and weaker. If it is really a world of immortal cultivation, the inheritance will be broken. You can just teach the apprentice in a dream. After ascending to become an immortal, can't you pass the method in a dream? Many things are taken for granted and boring.

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№025729mo ago

express speechlessness

The Source of Qi Ti is from the anime Under the Stranger. This book is about the dispute between Buddhism and Taoism. If you don't know about other Taoist supernatural powers, you can read other fantasy novels about them. The names of the supernatural powers in them are more fantasy than the name of Qi Ti Origin. Use this name to directly describe the source of Qi Ti. The standard of this book has been lowered. Taoism and animation of Chinese orthodox culture are two different things. Just like how many young people say how good Naruto is, you must know that many things in Japan were passed down from China. Therefore, if you want to write a book that is high-level and retain the readership, you should first study the history of China.

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书友2023093026520530mo ago

Please, please update as soon as possible. I really can't stand the author Jiageng. I won't read it for a day. It's like being crawled by insects, it's so uncomfortable, I can't stand it.

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I Like to Talk Carefully and Relieve My Sorrow.25mo ago

unbelievable

You can't even tell a living person is pretending to be a zombie, so why are you still cultivating immortality? It's so poisonous that I don't even bother to scold it. Why is it that the membership list is full of monsters from these studios?

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Book Friends 202103017414361846029mo ago

The protagonist has no trump card at all. He is always beaten by the Buddhists, and the Buddhists keep calling people. Is the Taoism of the protagonist useless? A Fahai can see the human world. All the immortals of the Taoist sect are dead, and the Taoist sect is the most protective. If you hit the younger one, the older one will come soon. The more you look at it, the more you see it, the more inconsistent it is. In the front, Buddhism does not dare to go too far, but in the back, almost all Buddhists take action. This does not mean that they dare not go too far, so what does it mean to go too far?

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Shishi_ss_202021mo ago

Step into--[The world of mortals, immortals and gods, where Taoists, Buddhas and demons fight]!

... In the prosperous age, Buddhism flourished all over the world, while Taoism hid alone in the mountains. In troubled times, Bodhisattva does not care about things, but Laojun carries his sword and goes into the vicissitudes of life. No matter how many times I see things about "Buddha", it's a bit annoying, even though many books describe "Guanyin/Tathagata" as having great miraculous powers? How to save the suffering, be compassionate, etc., But I just don't like it. There are also "Dharma Sea" and other Buddhas, how can they be upright? What kind of compassion is there? They are all dogs! They will do whatever they can to protect their own interests, and they will do any despicable and shameless things to ruin the reputation of Taoism! Just like "White Snake" didn't do any bad things but he had to press people under the Lei Feng Tower? It seems reasonable, but in fact the plot is bigger. If you guessed correctly, it should be Taoism first! Taoism believes in protecting the people and destroying demons! As a result, there are fewer and fewer talents. So Bald saw an opportunity and established Buddhism? In the guise of compassion for heaven and earth, isn't it for the "belief" and "merit" of all sentient beings in the world? Someone wrote about the Three Thousand Dao! Someone wrote that Da Dao Ten Million! Some people also write that the avenue is fifty but left with forty-nine! The one who escapes (1) is the vitality of the great calamity! Here, [Lin Heng] is written as [Pangu], which is also (1)! And (Hongjun) merged with the forty-nine avenues, so he became the way of heaven! There is also a saying that the way of heaven is lacking, so he created the "disk of good fortune"! For the sake of the one who escaped and for the sake of life No matter whether there are three thousand or forty-nine avenues, they can be transformed into any object or person! It is hidden in thousands of sentient beings in the world, so the way of heaven causes catastrophes again and again! The purpose is to catch him and fuse him to transcend this world, right? The name of the Heavenly Dao in many books is called "Hongjun"! There is a way of heaven no matter which world you are in! But Hongjun is the only way of heaven here? Or is it the way of heaven? He failed to devour [Lin Heng]! It was also disintegrated by Bide, leading to forty-nine chaos! Lin Heng had to disband in order to save the world... In the end, that Taoist temple appeared again, and he became that little Taoist priest. He seemed to have become a couple with the "Green Snake"? White Snake must have been here for countless years! But don't be surprised if it happens all over again

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Dusk Canghai.28mo ago

It's been a long time since I read an urban novel. The Dragon King returns to his throne with a crooked smile.

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无欲则刚的我28mo ago

A masterpiece among urban novels. No matter how far you run, the thunder will fall on your head

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Recommended words: [relaxed + arrogant + violent + decisive in killing] Traveling to a parallel world where demons resurrected, Lin Heng became a Taoist priest and was entangled in a strange life-buying money. One day, I was given a ten-year life extension, and I was about to run out of gas. Fortunately, I activated the system! 'Fusion, Five Thunder Dharma! Lin Heng, who holds the top magical power of the Tianshi Mansion, was waiting for something weird to claim his life that night. On the other side, a naughty anchor came down the mountain wearing Qing Dynasty official uniform. He wore extremely scary makeup and smiled pervertedly at the camera: "Family members, I'm here to crack down on fake Taoist temples!" "Today I am performing for everyone. I am dressing up as a zombie to scare the Taoist priests. Let's see how I scare the magicians in the audience to piss, haha!" When the prank anchor appeared in front of Lin Heng, showing his teeth and claws, Lin Heng became angry! 'The demons are so evil that they come to the mountain gate and they are really bullying people! "Do you really think that my Taoism has no one?" That night, the sky thundered and the whole network shook! Lin Heng began a journey to revive the reputation of Taoism. Reporter: "Taoist Master, many people in the world have doubts about your knowledge of Lei Fa. What do you think of everyone's distrust?" Lin Heng: "If you believe in me, you can believe me, if you don't believe me, go away, and don't disturb the poor Taoist cultivator!"

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