God-level Companion

Today I finally bought a bottle of mineral water to try. It has always been my dream to drink mineral water. Whenever I see people drinking mineral water on the street, I take a sneak peek and really envy those rich people. Yesterday I gave out New Year's money. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally made up my mind to buy a bottle of mineral water tomorrow. I didn't tell my parents. They would definitely stop me if they found out. I was so excited that I didn't sleep all night. The next day, I spent 2 and a half hours coming to the mineral water store in the city center. I was completely shocked by the momentum and luxurious decoration. I walked into the store with an uneasy mood. The 8-square-meter business hall was as luxurious as the outside. The friendly waiter greeted me warmly. Maybe he was too nervous. I asked to try it, and I blushed as soon as I said it, but the waiter was not surprised. By the way, maybe everyone who comes to buy mineral water has to ask to try it first. After all, the price of 2 yuan/bottle is not just for buying. I took the mineral water excitedly and carefully unscrewed the bottle cap. At this time, I had forgotten to pay attention to the gentlemanly demeanor, and took a greedy sip. The smooth taste The beautiful waitress who was not as beautiful as the tap water I drank before enthusiastically explained the ingredients and production process of mineral water to me. During the conversation, I learned that she had just graduated from Seoul National University in South Korea and majored in double master's degrees in hotel management. After returning to China, she rejected the opportunity to work as a store manager at Starbucks and came to work in a mineral water store. I was also pleased with her wise choice. After all, entering a mineral water store has been the dream and pursuit of many generations. Before leaving, I took out 4 yuan with body temperature and bought 2 bottles. When I was about to walk out of the store, the waiter shouted to me: "Your mineral water!" I looked back and smiled and Bai Meisheng responded: "It's your mineral water." "He will come tomorrow, he won't come tomorrow..." I was drinking mineral water while walking on the street. Everyone looked at me with envy. I also felt more confident in life. When I got home, I was so excited that I couldn't help but take a photo with my mineral water. Because the mineral water was too dazzling, I was afraid that some criminals would target me, so I blocked my handsome face with my beautiful signature. Shh! Remember not to tell others that I drank mineral water. There are not many people who are as low-key as me these days.

I still like you very much, like rain falling on the tropics and polar regions, thousands of miles away. I still like you very much, like a whale sinking to the bottom of the sea to breathe, full of infatuation and anger. I still like you very much, like the old city gate that I have been waiting for for many years, isolated from the world. I still like you very much, just like the smoke curling up from the kitchen stove, the pear simmering in the snow and the rain falling. I still like you very much, just like a subject waiting for the restoration of the dynasty, which is far away. I still like you very much, like the old and yellowed part in the story, half-deaf and half-dumb, losing my voice. I still like you very much, just like the wind that has traveled eight thousand miles without asking about the date of return. I still like you very much, just like a whale suffering from lack of oxygen in the deep sea of 6,400 meters, never getting tired of it. I still like you very much, it's like the Dead Sea that cannot sink, it's all a secret. I still like you very much, like the sea of flowers in Luoxing Lake, which is thousands of miles away, far away and out of reach. I still like you very much, like the wind and rain in Cangyun Castle, hysterical. I still like you very much, like the sun falling on the equator and the North Pole, not taking the time to do anything. I still like you very much, just like we are separated by the land across the ocean. I still like you very much, like the snow in summer and the rain in winter, helpless. I still like you very much, like the stars kissing the sea, just out of reach. I still like you very much, just like the flowers blooming on the road, but you can slowly return home. I still like you very much, like a one-man show, impartial. I still like you very much, like a whale saying goodbye to the deep blue ocean, incredible. I still like you very much, like birds and fish with no ending, Nankang Baiqi. I still like you very much, like the stars shining in the quiet dome, not afraid of loneliness. I still like you very much, like the fish kissing the seaweed and coral, leaving no trace. I still like you very much, like the aurora dispersing the night and darkness, dancing the threads. I still like you very much, like time leaving snow on the hair, silently. I still like you very much, like a dark path that bends towards the old forest and no one cares about it. I still like you very much, just like the first stroke of love I wrote and then I ended up loving you. I still like you very much. Canghai is you and Wushan is you too. I still like you very much, just like an old dream that comes to you in a calm and gentle way. I still like you very much, just like drinking a glass of strong wine and getting drunk in a dream. I still like you very much, just like a monk's devotion to Buddha, my heart has been converted. I still like you very much. Like a flower that blooms and falls several times, I still hope for spring. I still like you very much, like the endless flow of day and night. I still like you very much, like the endless chirping of cicadas in summer without any tiredness. I still like you very much, not as much as you. I still like you very much, like the ebb and flow of the tide on the beach, I can't help myself. I still like you very much, like a migratory bird flying south, it will eventually return. I still like you very much, like a moth under the lamp, I will never give up. I still like you very much, just like Chun goes and Qiu comes, regardless of the return date. I still like you very much, like a saint bowing his head and whispering devoutly. I still like you very much, like a soul trapped in a dream for an eternity. I still like you very much, like looking forward to the light in the dark night, I can't help myself. I still like you very much, just like the distance and poetry are out of reach. I still like you very much, like the past soaked in the pen. Old word problem. I still like you very much, like fireflies rising everywhere in midsummer and the crescent moon sinking in the west. I still like you very much, like the starlight falling into my eyes.

Our hearts are circles because their eccentricity is always zero. ?0?2 My thoughts about you are like a recurring decimal, over and over again, stubbornly. ?0?2 We are the parabola, you are the focus and I am the direct line. How deep you miss me is how truly I miss you. ?0?2The zero vector can have many directions, but only one length. Just like me, I can have many friends, but there is only one you, worthy of my protection. ?0?2 Life can be sweet or bitter, but it cannot be without you. It is boring and mediocre, just like the denominator, which can be positive or negative, but cannot be meaningless and has a value of zero. ?0?2With you, my world is infinite, because no real number can express my deep love for you. ?0?2 My feelings for you are like an exponential function with the natural constant e as the base. No matter how many winds and rains it has gone through, it will still remain true to its true nature, and my true love will remain forever. ?0?2 No matter what kind of random variables we have in front of us, no matter how big the variance is in the future, I believe that after the trough is passed, will the crest be far away? ?0?2 Your life is my domain of definition, your thoughts are my corresponding rules, and your smile is the necessary and sufficient condition for my existence here. ?0?2 If your heart is the x-axis, then I am a sine function, rotating around you, contracting and releasing. If my heart is the x-axis, then you are a parabola with an upward opening and a negative Δ, and you will always be in my heart. ?0?2 The surprises and hopes I bring to you every day are like each element in an infinite collection. Although it is inexhaustible, it is different. ?0?2 If one day we are on both sides of the earth, so close to each other, then I will definitely come to you along the great circle passing through the center of the earth, even if I have to crawl. ?0?2 If one day we live on opposite ends of a straight line, then I will definitely cross the barriers of time and space, draw a vertical line and rush towards you, and I will not stay for a moment. ?0?2 But if one day, unfortunately, we are thrown by God to the two ends of the number line, plus and minus are infinite, life and death are separated, it doesn't matter, just ask for a reciprocal, we can be heart-to-heart and stay together forever. ?0?2 Lovers are so mysterious yet so wonderful, just like mathematics, which can be so popular yet so profound. ?0?2

An author, the book is pretty good and joyful

Author: I am not gay Me: I'll do it! ! The author is really a primary school student. Can we be friends? Ahem I am in the first grade of junior high school I love this book so much. This is the first online game book. Found it very beautiful Still like this Author, I love you so much

A thousand years ago, a child saved a white snake. Later, the white snake cultivated into a human form and married the child in order to repay the favor. Decades later, Bai Suzhen left Xu Xian because she was too old and went to the mountains to hang out with scorpion spirits. In order to take revenge, the old man Xu Xian traveled all over the poor mountains and rivers, and finally found colorful gourd seeds. Seven gourd babies were born. After defeating Bai Suzhen, the gourd babies lived happily in the forest. Later, they met Snow White, who was amazed and took good care of her. After the witch found out, she trained the seven gourd babies into seven dragon balls and hid them all over the world. It is said that as long as all seven dragon balls are collected, they will be able to win. Summoning the dragon, a bloody storm broke out in the martial arts world. In order to end this storm, the Poison King used a great prophecy at the cost of an eyeball. He learned that there would be a Japanese boy who secretly learned ancient Chinese martial arts and gathered the dragon balls. By then, all humans would be devastated. In order to save the world, The Poison King transformed into the one-eyed boss of the Avengers, and recruited talented people from all over the world. In order to awaken their force, he launched Star Wars. After the war, the earth's vegetation coverage rate was less than one ten thousandth, and the human living environment was unprecedentedly harsh. This is why Bear Big Bear Er came into being, in order to protect the forest and the grievances between Bald Qiang and Qiang. Later, Xiong Da, Xiong Er and Bald Qiang entered the Summoner's Rift. Xiong Da transformed into thunder and roared. Xiong Er was tempted by the bad girl's candy and turned into Tibbers. Bald Qiang was hit by lightning, mastered the power of thunder and lightning, and turned into a rune mage. It is said that In the previous battle, a dragon ball escaped and transformed into a dragon. Later, the Rune Mage met the Demon Baron who destroyed the Summoner's Rift. In order to destroy the Demon Baron, the bald man named Ryze summoned the Nine Bright Moon Goddess (Diana) and the Monkey King (Sun Wu). Kong), the Arrow of Punishment (Wesis), and the Lady of Glory (Lux), and launched an unprecedented battle with the dragon. The body of a dragon recast the Dragon Balls, summoned the dragon to make a wish, and destroyed the Demon Baron. The Dragon Balls reached their limit, and the hero was filled with negative energy. A large amount of Dragon Balls turned black, and came to the city with a sophisticated mind to commit crimes. Conan, a primary school student who has always been the god of death, was born. With the terrifying ability to kill people wherever he went, he ended the King of Glory and restored peace to the world. However, Conan's death ability was destroyed by the negative effects that remained. Affected by the energy, he went berserk and destroyed a city. In order to maintain the peace of the pirate world, Little Oz, the devil of the Whitebeard Pirates, fought with Conan. Oz died and Conan was completely demonized. He created the Soul Society on Oz's corpse, founded the Quiet Soul Palace, and called himself the Soul King. , Found the souls of the people he had killed, erased their memories, and formed the Gotei Thirteenth Division. Captain Ryze (Bald Qiang) had a fight with Baldhead during a mission, restored his memory, and used the shadow clone technique learned in the ninja world. He deceived the Spirit King (Conan), wandered for 500 years and finally developed his space ability. He traveled through time and space many times to meet Sha Niu and Lu Xiaoqian. After being persuaded, he offered to become a monk. He finally converted to Buddhism, was brainwashed by Tathagata, changed his name to Tang Sanzang, and then went to the Five Elements. Shan found Sun Wukong and went to the west to learn scriptures together. He passed by the Kingdom of Women and had a vigorous love story with the empress Boya Hancock. Because of the delay in the trip, Tathagata sent Guanyin to capture Tang Sanzang (bald Qiang). Boya Hancock cried all day long.

Guess if I'm a boy or a girl hehehe

I flipped through Guapi's previous books and suddenly discovered a problem: Guapi is a lolicon! ! ! The avatar is a loli! The writing is also a loli! ! Emoticons are still loli! ! !

Regarding the author's women's clothing, anyone who sees it can join the book group to discuss the details.

I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I got up and played some rock-paper-scissors in front of the mirror, and I won two. I was very happy at first, but then I always felt that something was wrong.