
At the Beginning, He Will Be Torn into Pieces by Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty
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At the request of book friends, this book is also called "The Emperors and Ministers of the Tang Dynasty Are Playing Me". Qin Shou traveled to the Tang Dynasty, but was spotted by Princess Gaoyang and kidnapped into the inner house. When the furious Li Shimin heard about it, he vowed to cut him into pieces. Li Shimin's fishing-style "chat", if Qin Shou said even half a sentence wrong, he would die without a complete body: "The world says that the Holy Emperor was cruel, ruthless, unfaithful and unfilial during the Xuanwu Sect incident! What do you think?" "Those who say such things are ignorant! Your Majesty is the most affectionate and filial person in the world..." "The world still says that the Holy One seizes his younger brothers and sisters, and his lust makes him faint?" "Ignorance! Why did the Holy One brave the disdain of the world and marry the Yang family of Hongnong? It was to consolidate his ruling position. Even if there is a mistake, it is just a mistake that all men in the world make..." As soon as he spoke, Li Shimin was stunned, his heart surged, and he was even moved to tears. But a random note brought back from Qin Shou shocked the entire court. From then on, the emperors and ministers of the Tang Dynasty visited the house as guests and acted like an addict... ... A cool piece of history, please avoid it! Watch the group of women dressed in broth: 1014622438
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What is a fishing-style "chat"? It's like Qin Shou in front of Li Shimin. As long as he says half a sentence wrong, he will die without a trace of his body. Moreover, the questions asked are all propositions. If you answer them wrong, it's over. Could it be that Li Shimin has always wanted to take action but hasn't found the right one? He is staring at whom he sees?
What should I say, I personally think this book is still worth reading.
After all, this book is a good book, so it is normal. I personally think that when he wrote about Gao Yang, he was actually able to get by. Because, I have read a good book before, which also mentioned Gao Yang, although Gao Yang was in this history. Her reputation is not very good, but this is a novel, right? Don't worry about the history. One meter, even based on the existing history, we are not sure that it is the real history. To use what the author said in the novel, history is written by the victors. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this sentence. So to a certain person, I still highly recommend this book. Don't tell me that I'm a novice. We all use QRead, Qidian, and Weidu. I can be considered someone who has read novels for 89 years.
Who made the first move in real history?
History may have been revised by Li Shimin. History says that Li Shimin was the first to be assassinated by Li Jiancheng. I would like to ask which group of civil servants in history engaged in assassination? People could drive him out of Chang'an City just by talking. Let's talk about the founding emperor. When choosing a successor, you always choose Emperor Wen, an emperor who must concentrate on governing the country. For example, the second emperor of the Han Dynasty and the second emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Emperor Jianwen. Why did Zhu Yuanzhang become emperor after another generation? Didn't he see it? Is Zhu Di good? That's because I saw that he was prone to fighting, so I didn't choose him. Generally speaking, the founding war was a time of great internal friction and could no longer be fought. It was a bad choice to fight.
The more I watch, the more uncomfortable I feel. Why do I have to marry Fang Yiai? Can't I write that the protagonist travels back in time before Fang Yiai and Gao Yang get married? It's really uncomfortable to watch. Otherwise, write Fang Yiai to death or Gao Yang to death. It doesn't matter. The key is that the protagonist doesn't know yet. What if the protagonist knows that Gao Yang is Fang Yiai's wife? Did the protagonist cheat on Fang Yiai, or did Fang Yiai cheat on the protagonist? I hope the author can consider it. Apart from these, everything else is pretty good-looking, and it's my favorite type to watch, but with Gao Yang and Fang Yiai, it's so disgusting, it's like there are a few more flies on the cake you really like to eat. That's it. If you want to refute what I said, don't curse. Have a good discussion with me. I like to debate and don't like to curse.
When you write cool articles, don't insult historical figures, okay?
Just write, don't insult historical figures, okay?
experience
My daughter had just entered college, and her family sent her 1,200 yuan every month. A month later, the father paid for his daughter's Alipay, and called him first to ask: "Is 1,200 yuan enough?" The daughter replied: "Enough." The father was relieved and told her: "Buy whatever you want, don't lose yourself." After hearing this, the daughter remained silent for a long time. The father felt strange and asked: "What's wrong?" The daughter hesitated and said, "Dad, I don't know whether I should say it or not." The father said, "If you have anything to say, tell me quickly. Dad will help you analyze and make suggestions." The daughter said, "My friend is like me, and her family also gives me 1,200 yuan a month, but her quality of life is higher than mine. She has snacks every day, goes to McDonald's once a week, and sometimes goes to Pizza Hut." The father calculated that in this case, 1,200 yuan is not enough at all. "Did she go to work? Don't delay your studies." My father said hurriedly. "No, she didn't go to work, she was in love. One time she came back from a date and told me that actually she didn't like the boy, she just liked him to pay for her. There were a few girls in our class who were the same. They also laughed at me and said I was stupid. It's a pity that I have such a face. If they have a face as beautiful as mine that can attract boys, they don't have to ask for money from their families at all. They will find long-term meal tickets who are willing to pay for them..." My father was stunned. I put down the phone and without wasting a minute, I made a 1,500 yuan payment to my daughter via Alipay. He wrote to his daughter on WeChat again: Dear daughter, starting from this month, I will give you 1,500 yuan in living expenses every month. With the extra 300 yuan, you can buy snacks, go to McDonald's, Pizza Hut... Remember, you must pay with your own money at any time, this is a quality life. Also, if you like a boy and start a relationship, please tell me. I will add another 200 yuan to you every month as love funds. Please remember that every time you go on a date, don't forget to bring your wallet. It's easy to take someone else's hand and eat someone else's mouth. Dad is also a man, and I understand men best. Men love women who are independent, self-loving, and dignified. The daughter was so moved that she never expected her father to express such a philosophy of life. Dad paused and said: My netizens have taught me so much! The daughter took advantage of the situation and asked: Which website does dad study at? Dad showed a happy smile on his face and said: This is QQ Bookstore, and there are real men in it!
The heroine decisively abandons her book when she gets married
How can I put it, if you are a wife, I can accept her husband's death, but in the first chapter you write that the heroine Gao Yang is already married, and although she is still a girl, her married husband is still alive, then you are just disgusting. I didn't even finish the first chapter. Anyway, the first chapter is disgusting.
Young people who are just studying or in their teens may like it
I personally like calmer protagonists with stronger logical thinking. To be honest, the author's scene at the beginning of the novel made me almost suffer from embarrassment. The author's historical and literary literacy needs to be improved. There are some places that just don't make sense if you really think about them carefully.
This novel is definitely one of the most disgusting novels I have ever read. I understand everything. Please give me a hint.
You can go and see for yourself. I don't want to be banned. I won't say more. I was banned for 30 days when I complained about being number one on the list. I really love it.
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Official(293)Scraped 3d ago
What is a fishing-style "chat"? It's like Qin Shou in front of Li Shimin. As long as he says half a sentence wrong, he will die without a trace of his body. Moreover, the questions asked are all propositions. If you answer them wrong, it's over. Could it be that Li Shimin has always wanted to take action but hasn't found the right one? He is staring at whom he sees?
What should I say, I personally think this book is still worth reading.
After all, this book is a good book, so it is normal. I personally think that when he wrote about Gao Yang, he was actually able to get by. Because, I have read a good book before, which also mentioned Gao Yang, although Gao Yang was in this history. Her reputation is not very good, but this is a novel, right? Don't worry about the history. One meter, even based on the existing history, we are not sure that it is the real history. To use what the author said in the novel, history is written by the victors. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this sentence. So to a certain person, I still highly recommend this book. Don't tell me that I'm a novice. We all use QRead, Qidian, and Weidu. I can be considered someone who has read novels for 89 years.
Who made the first move in real history?
History may have been revised by Li Shimin. History says that Li Shimin was the first to be assassinated by Li Jiancheng. I would like to ask which group of civil servants in history engaged in assassination? People could drive him out of Chang'an City just by talking. Let's talk about the founding emperor. When choosing a successor, you always choose Emperor Wen, an emperor who must concentrate on governing the country. For example, the second emperor of the Han Dynasty and the second emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Emperor Jianwen. Why did Zhu Yuanzhang become emperor after another generation? Didn't he see it? Is Zhu Di good? That's because I saw that he was prone to fighting, so I didn't choose him. Generally speaking, the founding war was a time of great internal friction and could no longer be fought. It was a bad choice to fight.
The more I watch, the more uncomfortable I feel. Why do I have to marry Fang Yiai? Can't I write that the protagonist travels back in time before Fang Yiai and Gao Yang get married? It's really uncomfortable to watch. Otherwise, write Fang Yiai to death or Gao Yang to death. It doesn't matter. The key is that the protagonist doesn't know yet. What if the protagonist knows that Gao Yang is Fang Yiai's wife? Did the protagonist cheat on Fang Yiai, or did Fang Yiai cheat on the protagonist? I hope the author can consider it. Apart from these, everything else is pretty good-looking, and it's my favorite type to watch, but with Gao Yang and Fang Yiai, it's so disgusting, it's like there are a few more flies on the cake you really like to eat. That's it. If you want to refute what I said, don't curse. Have a good discussion with me. I like to debate and don't like to curse.
When you write cool articles, don't insult historical figures, okay?
Just write, don't insult historical figures, okay?
experience
My daughter had just entered college, and her family sent her 1,200 yuan every month. A month later, the father paid for his daughter's Alipay, and called him first to ask: "Is 1,200 yuan enough?" The daughter replied: "Enough." The father was relieved and told her: "Buy whatever you want, don't lose yourself." After hearing this, the daughter remained silent for a long time. The father felt strange and asked: "What's wrong?" The daughter hesitated and said, "Dad, I don't know whether I should say it or not." The father said, "If you have anything to say, tell me quickly. Dad will help you analyze and make suggestions." The daughter said, "My friend is like me, and her family also gives me 1,200 yuan a month, but her quality of life is higher than mine. She has snacks every day, goes to McDonald's once a week, and sometimes goes to Pizza Hut." The father calculated that in this case, 1,200 yuan is not enough at all. "Did she go to work? Don't delay your studies." My father said hurriedly. "No, she didn't go to work, she was in love. One time she came back from a date and told me that actually she didn't like the boy, she just liked him to pay for her. There were a few girls in our class who were the same. They also laughed at me and said I was stupid. It's a pity that I have such a face. If they have a face as beautiful as mine that can attract boys, they don't have to ask for money from their families at all. They will find long-term meal tickets who are willing to pay for them..." My father was stunned. I put down the phone and without wasting a minute, I made a 1,500 yuan payment to my daughter via Alipay. He wrote to his daughter on WeChat again: Dear daughter, starting from this month, I will give you 1,500 yuan in living expenses every month. With the extra 300 yuan, you can buy snacks, go to McDonald's, Pizza Hut... Remember, you must pay with your own money at any time, this is a quality life. Also, if you like a boy and start a relationship, please tell me. I will add another 200 yuan to you every month as love funds. Please remember that every time you go on a date, don't forget to bring your wallet. It's easy to take someone else's hand and eat someone else's mouth. Dad is also a man, and I understand men best. Men love women who are independent, self-loving, and dignified. The daughter was so moved that she never expected her father to express such a philosophy of life. Dad paused and said: My netizens have taught me so much! The daughter took advantage of the situation and asked: Which website does dad study at? Dad showed a happy smile on his face and said: This is QQ Bookstore, and there are real men in it!
The heroine decisively abandons her book when she gets married
How can I put it, if you are a wife, I can accept her husband's death, but in the first chapter you write that the heroine Gao Yang is already married, and although she is still a girl, her married husband is still alive, then you are just disgusting. I didn't even finish the first chapter. Anyway, the first chapter is disgusting.
Young people who are just studying or in their teens may like it
I personally like calmer protagonists with stronger logical thinking. To be honest, the author's scene at the beginning of the novel made me almost suffer from embarrassment. The author's historical and literary literacy needs to be improved. There are some places that just don't make sense if you really think about them carefully.
This novel is definitely one of the most disgusting novels I have ever read. I understand everything. Please give me a hint.
You can go and see for yourself. I don't want to be banned. I won't say more. I was banned for 30 days when I complained about being number one on the list. I really love it.
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🌹🌶️ 💕 At the request of book friends, this book is also called "The Emperors and Ministers of the Tang Dynasty Are Playing Me". Qin Shou traveled to the Tang Dynasty, but was spotted by Princess Gaoyang and kidnapped into the inner house. When the furious Li Shimin heard about it, he vowed to cut him into pieces. Li Shimin's fishing-style "chat", if Qin Shou said even half a sentence wrong, he would die without a complete body: "The world says that the Holy Emperor was cruel, ruthless, unfaithful and unfilial during the Xuanwu Sect incident! What do you think?" "Those who say such things are ignorant! Your Majesty is the most affectionate and filial person in the world..." "The world still says that the Holy One seizes his younger brothers and sisters, and his lust makes him faint?" "Ignorance! Why did the Holy One brave the disdain of the world and marry the Yang family of Hongnong? It was to consolidate his ruling position. Even if there is a mistake, it is just a mistake that all men in the world make..." As soon as he spoke, Li Shimin was stunned, his heart surged, and he was even moved to tears. But a random note brought back from Qin Shou shocked the entire court. From then on, the emperors and ministers of the Tang Dynasty visited the house as guests and acted like an addict... ... A cool piece of history, please avoid it!




Traveling through time and space, pretending to be slapped in the face A modern man was doing something in the Tang Dynasty, and was robbed by a panicked woman at the beginning. He followed a business path, a non-rigorous YY text, a humorous and relaxed writing style, and the impression was OK. \(-___________-;)/




Expectation Index: ★★☆ Character description: ★★☆ Update index: Completed Recommendation index: ★★ Poison index: ★★☆ B- Another novel that I finished quickly due to poor grades




It's a cool story. The protagonist Qin Shou is a beast, and he gives Fang Yiai a hat at the beginning. It's a very gripping historical text. It's non-stop driving. The protagonist and supporting characters are very good at acting. It's a good historical text. It's on the shelves and the plot is unfolding one after another.















