Crazy Criticism of Beauties Who Will Never Be Salty
by Yan Tan
About This Novel
[Full text free] With a debt of 8 million in his family and his own luck in the single digits, Guan Yunhong stared at the countdown to death that flashed in his head from time to time, thinking that his life might be like this. But God happened to let her meet a big boss. Although this big boss was exhausted, as long as she hugged the big boss tightly, it was not a problem to change her life against the will of heaven. The problem is that the boss is thinking about how to spread himself more evenly every day. Guan Yunhong was helpless and decided to use his own experience to inspire the boss. As long as he didn't lie down, there would be no big problems in life. It's just that as she keeps pouring the chicken soup, why does the boss seem to be looking at her more and more wrong? Xun Xiaotian felt that he deserved to die, and he did die, but hundreds of years later he was fished out again and stuffed into another person's body. Fortunately, changing his body does not affect his ability to continue emo, and no one can affect him from lying down and waiting to die. But the good times don't last long. Who can tell him if there is a way to shut up a girl who has been annoying him all day long? Later... Xun: Why do I feel that what she says is becoming more and more reasonable? [Black and crazy female protagonist × gentle and beautiful male protagonist] [Two-way redemption + fantasy setting + main plot] [The new book "The Fake Daughter Didn't Lose His Horse Today" is being serialized. The heroine is a silly and domineering female protagonist and the male protagonist is a black cat with a belly. If you are interested, you can collect it]
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The character of the heroine
Both of them in the picture are Guan Guan. Their bodies are too bad, so let's leave it like this... One is 22 years old and the other is 18 years old (ask the male protagonist, if you don't have time to draw, wait until you have time later, and the male protagonist was not so weak when he was assigned) Name: Guan Yunhong Gender: Female Height: 171 Personality: Hot on the outside and cold on the inside, a clear-headed careerist who will not fall in love easily Body shape: Slim, flat chest, flat butt but thin waist (not a steel plate, definitely not, A is closer to B) Voice: Yujieyin, the singing voice is gentle Favorite creatures: Cats, including big cats like lynx, snow leopard Favorite type of opposite sex: I don't have any particular preference at the moment, but it's best not to be as verbose as my brother Favorite food: Tomato meat sauce soup made by my brother Dislikes: Having someone read your mind Disadvantages: Almost a kitchen idiot's cooking skills (no problem cooking some food that only needs to be heated according to the instructions), a bit stingy Favorite subjects: Mathematics Force value: Mainly skills and quick attacks, the strength value is not high The upper limit of cultivation level: a duel against a grandmaster who is not at full strength (at the beginning of the plot) Mainly practicing Taoism: Deception (the main mechanism is similar to the bewitchment of Killing Yu Ji in the Three Kingdoms, the color of Qi will change with self-awareness) Other skills: Photography, copying of Chinese paintings, inscription analysis, simultaneous interpretation, acting (pretend to be weak), language (wonderful metaphor), antique appraisal, attracting lesbians (crossed out), observation of words and expressions
A small guide to demining pits
1. The contents of this book are purely fictitious. Any similarities are purely coincidental and should not be substituted into reality. The update time is 8:00 pm at 8:30 pm. Any delay is purely due to a lack of time (or illness). 2. The heroine's personality is that of a madman with 100% progress in blackening. Her personality is hot on the outside and cold on the inside, with a little awkwardness, which is a little bit abnormal... Except when facing cats. She is the ultimate cat controller who sleeps with a cat quilt. 3. The male protagonist... Looks very cute, but is actually very reliable. He must have good looks (still white hair), strength and strength, and a family background with good looks and strength. I'm very tight-lipped, so I don't reveal much, but the heroine will pry her open anyway (I won't reveal the specific posture). 4. The female protagonist has a very important master, and the master is male; the male protagonist has a very important master, and the master is female. 5. The female protagonist is the favorite of the sacrifice group and the research association, and the male protagonist is the favorite of the master group. 6. There are so many supporting characters. Jpg I can only say that none of the villains should be eliminated. 7. The world view is set in a modern world, with a bit of a fantasy training system, but not all of it... See below for a detailed explanation. 8. Are the male and female protagonists strong? Well, to explain it in game terms, the female protagonist is a mechanical monster that is difficult to escape from the environment, and the male protagonist is a crushing version of the numerical monster. It is strong, but it is hard to say how strong it is in terms of combat power.
What should Guan Yunhong do in the face of a sudden change in his family, huge debts and the countdown to his own life?
Guan Yunhong's brother was helpless due to the sudden changes in his family and huge debts. Guan Yunhong had no choice but to come out to help him. In the process of paying off debts and renewing his life, Guan Yunhong's strategy is to choose a golden thigh to hold on to! But she didn't expect that she would have an incredible relationship with the financial sponsor she held in her arms, which would cause twists and turns in her plan to lie down. But from a positive perspective, changes are always a good thing, especially after this golden thigh becomes a kissing husband...
July 1st version update
Thank you to all readers for your attention and support along the way. Contents of this update-- 1. Mechanism for adding updates: 10 recommendation votes = 1 chapter; 1 monthly vote = 1 chapter; 5 comments = 10 paragraph comments = 1 chapter; 2 long comments = 1 chapter; 1 chapter will be added once the backend collection exceeds 100; 1 chapter ≥ 2,000 words. (As of July 1st, 6 additional chapters have been added) 2. Plot preview: The whole process of the heroine's darkening is about to be filled in. Let us congratulate Mr. Shen on the successful completion of the pursuit of his wife and crematorium (referring to the promotion of the hero's pursuit of his wife and biological father's crematorium, referred to as the pursuit of his wife's crematorium), and by the way, another big foreshadowing of the beginning. 3. A small complaint: My mind has fast forwarded to the funny scene where the heroine drags the hero back to her hometown, but the actual plot outline is still thinking about the battle of wits with Wen Qu. The IQ ranking of the villain group is probably Greedy Wolf ≥ Po Jun > Wen Qu > Wu Qu ≥ Jumen ≥ Lucun > Lian Zhen. When I think of the three in front of me fighting with the heroine, I feel like I don't have enough brain cells. 4. Sincere question: Do you not like the characters of the male and female protagonists? Let's talk about the plot, isn't it Shen Jun? (He's not even the second male lead. He was offline after the showdown in Chapter 100. We don't have plots about party disputes and I'm not good at writing Shura field.) Or do you think the emotional line is too slow and the male protagonist has less scenes? Or is it that the plot of the heroine's career is too long? Or do you think it's very toxic that the male protagonist has a mother, a sister, a younger sister, and someone he cares about other than the female protagonist? Or do you think it's useless for the female protagonist to have an online career and add a male protagonist? Please 🙏🙏🙏 can someone say a few words? 😭😭😭 If there is no feedback, who knows how to write it down.
Not doing business properly
Touch the Q version of the male and female protagonist Don't ask, just ask if you can't earn royalties and find a professional painter The male protagonist's ugly clothes and pants came from the friendly sponsorship of his uncle (it's hard to say it wasn't the malicious intention of the sister-in-law) Both of them tuck their hair on the right side behind their ears (the male protagonist's long-haired version is tied up)
What are the authors doing when delaying updates?
Changes in the author's impression from his first appearance to the present When I started writing - the last book was about to be finished and I quickly finished a new one. The characters couldn't be repeated. Um, the world view... I didn't fully understand the world view. Before release - the recommendation period coincides with the college entrance examination, and the relationship progress is like an old cow pulling out the wheel. The male and female protagonists have their own dark histories and cannot be written too early. As of now - I can put it all! Confession? We have a free plot flow. Wherever the plot goes, the emotions will naturally follow. Don't ask when we're going to kiss, just ask when we're going back to our hometown. Don't mention kissing and the tractor can start driving when we go back to our hometown... What, the latest update is that Guangdong readers want to catch pigeons and make soup? Well, um, the pigeon should run away...
The character of the male protagonist
The following content may be spoilers Please watch with caution (Parts marked with an X are important spoilers and have been coded) Name: Xun Xiaotian Gender: Male Height: 181 (should be converted to seven feet or eight feet) Body: Slim, but muscular Voice: Smokey voice, sounds more mature than face (face is 20 years old, voice is 30 years old) Birthday: Jiwang in July (it was decided by Master, but the reason for setting this time is unknown) Personality: Relatively calm and gentle, serious, strong learning ability, deeply hidden dark side attributes (deceiving children with an expressionless face) Birthplace: A mountain village in Sanjin (?) Origin of name: Xun is the character on the jade pendant worn since childhood, Xiao Tian is the name given by master Xiao Zui Favorite type of opposite sex: First, exclude Xiao Zui, secondly, exclude He Xianjun, and thirdly exclude junior sister, except for the above three troublesome women. Important person: Xiao Zuo (savior, master, relative like mother and sister, person who feels guilty) Favorite food: I have experienced famine, so I have no particular preference (not picky) Traits: Never fall into confusion, forced to stay awake at all times Cultivation level: half-step master (what I think), can surpass the limit and kill immortals (of course I will die), IF line XX (unparalleled mode, but XXXXXX) Training path: Kendo (fast, accurate and ruthless, absolutely sharp, may not be able to deal physical damage but can 100% deal real damage) Other traits: King Juan, cook, salted fish, EMO, slightly poisonous tongue, Bai Lushan group favorite Bai Yueguang, Asasi, auditorium, XXXXX, XX, medical skills (taught by senior sister), magic (taught by senior brother), white hair (not born, caused by guilt and depression after the master's death), boxed puffs Identity: Most of Zhengdao's identities are posthumous titles, XXX "XX"
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The character of the heroine
Both of them in the picture are Guan Guan. Their bodies are too bad, so let's leave it like this... One is 22 years old and the other is 18 years old (ask the male protagonist, if you don't have time to draw, wait until you have time later, and the male protagonist was not so weak when he was assigned) Name: Guan Yunhong Gender: Female Height: 171 Personality: Hot on the outside and cold on the inside, a clear-headed careerist who will not fall in love easily Body shape: Slim, flat chest, flat butt but thin waist (not a steel plate, definitely not, A is closer to B) Voice: Yujieyin, the singing voice is gentle Favorite creatures: Cats, including big cats like lynx, snow leopard Favorite type of opposite sex: I don't have any particular preference at the moment, but it's best not to be as verbose as my brother Favorite food: Tomato meat sauce soup made by my brother Dislikes: Having someone read your mind Disadvantages: Almost a kitchen idiot's cooking skills (no problem cooking some food that only needs to be heated according to the instructions), a bit stingy Favorite subjects: Mathematics Force value: Mainly skills and quick attacks, the strength value is not high The upper limit of cultivation level: a duel against a grandmaster who is not at full strength (at the beginning of the plot) Mainly practicing Taoism: Deception (the main mechanism is similar to the bewitchment of Killing Yu Ji in the Three Kingdoms, the color of Qi will change with self-awareness) Other skills: Photography, copying of Chinese paintings, inscription analysis, simultaneous interpretation, acting (pretend to be weak), language (wonderful metaphor), antique appraisal, attracting lesbians (crossed out), observation of words and expressions
A small guide to demining pits
1. The contents of this book are purely fictitious. Any similarities are purely coincidental and should not be substituted into reality. The update time is 8:00 pm at 8:30 pm. Any delay is purely due to a lack of time (or illness). 2. The heroine's personality is that of a madman with 100% progress in blackening. Her personality is hot on the outside and cold on the inside, with a little awkwardness, which is a little bit abnormal... Except when facing cats. She is the ultimate cat controller who sleeps with a cat quilt. 3. The male protagonist... Looks very cute, but is actually very reliable. He must have good looks (still white hair), strength and strength, and a family background with good looks and strength. I'm very tight-lipped, so I don't reveal much, but the heroine will pry her open anyway (I won't reveal the specific posture). 4. The female protagonist has a very important master, and the master is male; the male protagonist has a very important master, and the master is female. 5. The female protagonist is the favorite of the sacrifice group and the research association, and the male protagonist is the favorite of the master group. 6. There are so many supporting characters. Jpg I can only say that none of the villains should be eliminated. 7. The world view is set in a modern world, with a bit of a fantasy training system, but not all of it... See below for a detailed explanation. 8. Are the male and female protagonists strong? Well, to explain it in game terms, the female protagonist is a mechanical monster that is difficult to escape from the environment, and the male protagonist is a crushing version of the numerical monster. It is strong, but it is hard to say how strong it is in terms of combat power.
What should Guan Yunhong do in the face of a sudden change in his family, huge debts and the countdown to his own life?
Guan Yunhong's brother was helpless due to the sudden changes in his family and huge debts. Guan Yunhong had no choice but to come out to help him. In the process of paying off debts and renewing his life, Guan Yunhong's strategy is to choose a golden thigh to hold on to! But she didn't expect that she would have an incredible relationship with the financial sponsor she held in her arms, which would cause twists and turns in her plan to lie down. But from a positive perspective, changes are always a good thing, especially after this golden thigh becomes a kissing husband...
July 1st version update
Thank you to all readers for your attention and support along the way. Contents of this update-- 1. Mechanism for adding updates: 10 recommendation votes = 1 chapter; 1 monthly vote = 1 chapter; 5 comments = 10 paragraph comments = 1 chapter; 2 long comments = 1 chapter; 1 chapter will be added once the backend collection exceeds 100; 1 chapter ≥ 2,000 words. (As of July 1st, 6 additional chapters have been added) 2. Plot preview: The whole process of the heroine's darkening is about to be filled in. Let us congratulate Mr. Shen on the successful completion of the pursuit of his wife and crematorium (referring to the promotion of the hero's pursuit of his wife and biological father's crematorium, referred to as the pursuit of his wife's crematorium), and by the way, another big foreshadowing of the beginning. 3. A small complaint: My mind has fast forwarded to the funny scene where the heroine drags the hero back to her hometown, but the actual plot outline is still thinking about the battle of wits with Wen Qu. The IQ ranking of the villain group is probably Greedy Wolf ≥ Po Jun > Wen Qu > Wu Qu ≥ Jumen ≥ Lucun > Lian Zhen. When I think of the three in front of me fighting with the heroine, I feel like I don't have enough brain cells. 4. Sincere question: Do you not like the characters of the male and female protagonists? Let's talk about the plot, isn't it Shen Jun? (He's not even the second male lead. He was offline after the showdown in Chapter 100. We don't have plots about party disputes and I'm not good at writing Shura field.) Or do you think the emotional line is too slow and the male protagonist has less scenes? Or is it that the plot of the heroine's career is too long? Or do you think it's very toxic that the male protagonist has a mother, a sister, a younger sister, and someone he cares about other than the female protagonist? Or do you think it's useless for the female protagonist to have an online career and add a male protagonist? Please 🙏🙏🙏 can someone say a few words? 😭😭😭 If there is no feedback, who knows how to write it down.
Not doing business properly
Touch the Q version of the male and female protagonist Don't ask, just ask if you can't earn royalties and find a professional painter The male protagonist's ugly clothes and pants came from the friendly sponsorship of his uncle (it's hard to say it wasn't the malicious intention of the sister-in-law) Both of them tuck their hair on the right side behind their ears (the male protagonist's long-haired version is tied up)
What are the authors doing when delaying updates?
Changes in the author's impression from his first appearance to the present When I started writing - the last book was about to be finished and I quickly finished a new one. The characters couldn't be repeated. Um, the world view... I didn't fully understand the world view. Before release - the recommendation period coincides with the college entrance examination, and the relationship progress is like an old cow pulling out the wheel. The male and female protagonists have their own dark histories and cannot be written too early. As of now - I can put it all! Confession? We have a free plot flow. Wherever the plot goes, the emotions will naturally follow. Don't ask when we're going to kiss, just ask when we're going back to our hometown. Don't mention kissing and the tractor can start driving when we go back to our hometown... What, the latest update is that Guangdong readers want to catch pigeons and make soup? Well, um, the pigeon should run away...
The character of the male protagonist
The following content may be spoilers Please watch with caution (Parts marked with an X are important spoilers and have been coded) Name: Xun Xiaotian Gender: Male Height: 181 (should be converted to seven feet or eight feet) Body: Slim, but muscular Voice: Smokey voice, sounds more mature than face (face is 20 years old, voice is 30 years old) Birthday: Jiwang in July (it was decided by Master, but the reason for setting this time is unknown) Personality: Relatively calm and gentle, serious, strong learning ability, deeply hidden dark side attributes (deceiving children with an expressionless face) Birthplace: A mountain village in Sanjin (?) Origin of name: Xun is the character on the jade pendant worn since childhood, Xiao Tian is the name given by master Xiao Zui Favorite type of opposite sex: First, exclude Xiao Zui, secondly, exclude He Xianjun, and thirdly exclude junior sister, except for the above three troublesome women. Important person: Xiao Zuo (savior, master, relative like mother and sister, person who feels guilty) Favorite food: I have experienced famine, so I have no particular preference (not picky) Traits: Never fall into confusion, forced to stay awake at all times Cultivation level: half-step master (what I think), can surpass the limit and kill immortals (of course I will die), IF line XX (unparalleled mode, but XXXXXX) Training path: Kendo (fast, accurate and ruthless, absolutely sharp, may not be able to deal physical damage but can 100% deal real damage) Other traits: King Juan, cook, salted fish, EMO, slightly poisonous tongue, Bai Lushan group favorite Bai Yueguang, Asasi, auditorium, XXXXX, XX, medical skills (taught by senior sister), magic (taught by senior brother), white hair (not born, caused by guilt and depression after the master's death), boxed puffs Identity: Most of Zhengdao's identities are posthumous titles, XXX "XX"
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