
Wilderness Live: Got Drunk on Sugar During the Survival Variety Show
by Feng Buji
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[Wild Variety Show + Entertainment Circle + Yandere + Vest + Various Unsweet You-Bite-Me Series] After losing all her resources, Joey, a triple-gold movie queen who was blacklisted by the entire Internet, was forced to take on the wilderness survival variety show with the lowest ratings. She formed a CP with Lu Anxu, an amateur fan who she had flirted with twice and had been on trending searches, and unexpectedly started a win-win mode. Desert island survival: While the other groups were still starving and trying to find survival kits, Joey and Lu Anxu successfully found the hidden lifeboat after eating and drinking enough to end the mission. Mysterious Mountains: While other groups were still searching for caves in the sun and rain, Joey and Lu Anxu were enjoying the shade and having a barbecue in front of the built bamboo house. Tribal ruins, cold Arctic... After a few maps, the anti-fans found that the picture they expected of Joey turning into a black country girl did not appear, and he even seemed to have gained two pounds. And her pictures of catching fish with bare hands, extreme jumping, and fast climbing were also made into animated pictures and went viral on the Internet. Anti-fans: "It's a rubbish show, it's really shady, and you still dare to promote it under the banner of 'no script', so quit the Internet cafe." Loyal fan: "Yiyi is so handsome, so cute." CP fan: "KDL, KDL, Yiyi is so flirtatious and Lulu has such nice tits, I will move the Civil Affairs Bureau here for you." Media: "Queen Qiao, will you and your amateur fans break up the relationship after the variety show is over?" Joey: "Please lie down at the bottom of the pit. The CP you drank is real." However, when Joey returned home after the interview, she found that the little puppy that she pressed on the bed and made her blushing face every day was gone, and there was a pot of mimosa on the window sill. Joey looked at the mimosa that shrank when touched and fell into deep thought...
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Xiao Lu Lu always has his own tricks up his sleeve. Even though he is shy when touched by others, he still perseveres in creating various coincidences in various places. Accidentally drank the same water indirectly - the indirect kiss achievement was achieved! Accidentally, we were both on the same love show - the achievement of showing off our affection on the show was achieved! I accidentally met Qiao Qiao when he got off the plane - the meeting achievement was achieved! Every time the obedient Xiaocao completes an achievement, he will be happy for a long time. Later, Little Mimosa's waistcoat finally couldn't be covered and was discovered by Qiao Qiao. Qiaoqiao, raise your hand and touch your head Xiaolulu, blushing, autistic. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha But she was bullied all the time, and she was the only one bullied.
A not-so-smart villain who was kicked out of the house by Mr. Su. Unexpectedly, the self-righteous arrangement did not take into account others, but instead exposed herself and embarrassed herself in front of everyone. However, she suffered repeated defeats and defeats, and her courage was commendable, but she was not very smart. For the sake of profit, she used all means, but she didn't know that she was a clown in the eyes of others. She only wants to fight for family property, not to rely on her own efforts to gain a place in the circle. She always provokes people she can't afford to offend. She regards herself as Miss Su's family and doesn't think about her identity, clear her own position, and plan her own development route. Vanity may bring her glamor, but sooner or later this layer of paper will be pierced, it is better to recognize yourself from the beginning and be yourself.
[Long Comment] I love you for more than three to five years
"This world is so long and fast, but I have loved you for more than three or five years." --Inscription The most romantic thing in the world is that the person you like has liked you a long time ago; the luckiest thing in the world is that some people can always meet again after going round and round. Thousands of years have passed, and the torrent of time has not washed away Lu Anxu's thoughts and love, nor has the long river of history drowned him. All his deep feelings are hidden but revealed here, and all his love for Joey is reflected in every move he makes. I have cultivated for thousands of years just to come to the human world to protect the one I love, and I want to hold her hand and walk in the sunshine. Although he has been around for thousands of years, he has just arrived in the world, so he seems a bit green. Maybe he knows some things better than Joey, but there is always someone who needs to help him understand everything about the world. It was Joey who allowed him to put into practice what he had seen from Du Niang; it was Joey who allowed him to put into action the cooking methods he had learned for many years; it was Joey who allowed him to experience the three emotions and six desires in the world, and the dream of being a guest in the world of mortals. The person in front of him is someone he can meet but is hard to find; the person in front of him is a person with a strong and beautiful personality; the person in front of him is the person he has loved for many years. How much love and deep longing made him always follow Joey, take care of her behind her back, and accompany her to overcome obstacles. At night, he turned his lifelong longing into a sentence of "Long time no see" and said it to himself in his heart. Such deep love and longing made this ancient tree shy away from him, and the fierce beast lowered his head when he saw the man who gave in. He turned into a harmless puppy, learned the principles of the world, got closer little by little, revealed all his emotions, and did not cover up everything about himself. "This world is so long and fast, but I have loved you for more than three or five years." When Joey said this "first meeting", did he also want to explain that this was their reunion and that their story had a prologue a long time ago? Did he also want to say "Long time no see" and then take her into his arms... But he didn't. He was afraid of scaring her. What should he say? Did he say he was a mimosa? Or does it mean that it has been practiced for thousands of years? He restrained all his sharpness, leaving only the gentle hair for Joey to stroke. But I believe that Joey will one day discover that the person in front of him is much more than what he seems. Everything about him will slowly surface and appear in front of Joey, because she is Joey. Maybe Joey's feelings for Lu Anxu are not clear now, and maybe this is her cup of tea, but no matter what, their stories have intersected, and their stories are definitely not that. The stories about idols and fans are certainly touching, but some people think it is far from this. And Joey was also attracted by getting along with each other. In this back and forth, it seemed that Lu Anxu was always on the weaker side, but in fact he had already occupied the home court. He tried his best to be nice to Joey, openly and secretly, but Joey discovered it little by little. This interaction was no longer one person's initiative, let alone one person's voice. When she subconsciously protects Lu Anxu, when she protects Lu Anxu regardless, when she flirts with Lu Anxu everywhere... It seems that everything has not changed, but in fact everything is changing. Their stories should run in both directions. One person must take the first step before the other person runs risklessly. Who will be the one to take the first step? I think it is Joey. Perhaps when they first met, it was Joey's character of helping or helping Lu Anxu when the road was rough that helped or attracted Lu Anxu. Their story began, and Lu Anxu remembered it for many years. Some people have been in love for more than three or five years, but who knows that some people have kept it in their subconscious for more than three or five years. -- Traveling through rivers and mountains, across mountains and seas, the journey is peaceful and peaceful. I hope you will never be separated for the rest of your life.
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Lu Anxu looks obedient and a little shy, but from what I can see, he has the invitation to Su He's wedding, and he is here on behalf of the Gu family, and ordinary people can't represent it. Also, he is a loyal fan of Joey, and I feel that the person who silently helps Joey has something to do with him. Although he is a mimosa, shy and well-behaved, he is by no means as simple as he appears. There is a high chance that the mysterious person is him! For now, he hasn't done anything to hurt Joey, but is helping behind the scenes anyway. In front of Joey, he would not lie to her, he would just guard her silently, use his own abilities to help her avoid danger, he would be happy because she remembered him, and his heart would beat faster when he came into contact with her. Who could not love such a well-behaved and shy little puppy?
New book event, step on the floor! ! !
Familiar recipe, familiar taste. So let's take a walk. [Activity content]: This post will be posted until 23:59 on the day it is put on the shelves. Draw a lucky floor every week and get a red envelope of 521 book coins. Event Rules: 1. Don't step on the bottom of the building. Comments must be related to this article or the author, and the number of words must be no less than 10 words. 2. There will be a lottery among the beauties. The time limit for claiming the prize is 3 days. No waiting will be done if you are late. [Lottery Time]: Every Sunday at 10pm sharp, the number of beauties is 3626, 90601, the stepping stone is any character name.
Reporter: What is your relationship with the man in your car? Why is he in your passenger seat? Qiaoqiao: He is my boyfriend -------After the press conference------ Weibo "Joy V: Let me introduce to you this is the leg pendant of my boyfriend @千亿❤️Fifteen days, two hours and twelve minutes of dating. Please remember that I will not be single in the future." "Qiao Qiao's leg pendant 🌱 (hardcore fan): 😽😽You are the only one for the rest of my life🌱I only belong to you, and you only belong to me❤️🌱" #雪尼伊生超话: --Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the cp I knocked on is true! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! --Which lady is here to produce food? ! ! ! --It's Chinese New Year! It's Chinese New Year! CP fans celebrate the New Year! Everyone celebrates! --There will be a big update in the circle today to cheer up the two of you! Ps: After reading this, I think there should be an official announcement on Weibo. . . Xiaolulu's Weibo name was randomly chosen by me. . . By the way, I posted a picture
I'm also here to post pictures of the blind box ^_^ I really regret that I only got one, ugh~ And what excites me the most is that Douding is involved in this gift💗 Dali card, pp clip, small mirror, notebook, notebook, essential oil stickers, key chain, candy, handwritten postcard Finally I love you~
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Xiao Lu Lu always has his own tricks up his sleeve. Even though he is shy when touched by others, he still perseveres in creating various coincidences in various places. Accidentally drank the same water indirectly - the indirect kiss achievement was achieved! Accidentally, we were both on the same love show - the achievement of showing off our affection on the show was achieved! I accidentally met Qiao Qiao when he got off the plane - the meeting achievement was achieved! Every time the obedient Xiaocao completes an achievement, he will be happy for a long time. Later, Little Mimosa's waistcoat finally couldn't be covered and was discovered by Qiao Qiao. Qiaoqiao, raise your hand and touch your head Xiaolulu, blushing, autistic. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha But she was bullied all the time, and she was the only one bullied.
A not-so-smart villain who was kicked out of the house by Mr. Su. Unexpectedly, the self-righteous arrangement did not take into account others, but instead exposed herself and embarrassed herself in front of everyone. However, she suffered repeated defeats and defeats, and her courage was commendable, but she was not very smart. For the sake of profit, she used all means, but she didn't know that she was a clown in the eyes of others. She only wants to fight for family property, not to rely on her own efforts to gain a place in the circle. She always provokes people she can't afford to offend. She regards herself as Miss Su's family and doesn't think about her identity, clear her own position, and plan her own development route. Vanity may bring her glamor, but sooner or later this layer of paper will be pierced, it is better to recognize yourself from the beginning and be yourself.
[Long Comment] I love you for more than three to five years
"This world is so long and fast, but I have loved you for more than three or five years." --Inscription The most romantic thing in the world is that the person you like has liked you a long time ago; the luckiest thing in the world is that some people can always meet again after going round and round. Thousands of years have passed, and the torrent of time has not washed away Lu Anxu's thoughts and love, nor has the long river of history drowned him. All his deep feelings are hidden but revealed here, and all his love for Joey is reflected in every move he makes. I have cultivated for thousands of years just to come to the human world to protect the one I love, and I want to hold her hand and walk in the sunshine. Although he has been around for thousands of years, he has just arrived in the world, so he seems a bit green. Maybe he knows some things better than Joey, but there is always someone who needs to help him understand everything about the world. It was Joey who allowed him to put into practice what he had seen from Du Niang; it was Joey who allowed him to put into action the cooking methods he had learned for many years; it was Joey who allowed him to experience the three emotions and six desires in the world, and the dream of being a guest in the world of mortals. The person in front of him is someone he can meet but is hard to find; the person in front of him is a person with a strong and beautiful personality; the person in front of him is the person he has loved for many years. How much love and deep longing made him always follow Joey, take care of her behind her back, and accompany her to overcome obstacles. At night, he turned his lifelong longing into a sentence of "Long time no see" and said it to himself in his heart. Such deep love and longing made this ancient tree shy away from him, and the fierce beast lowered his head when he saw the man who gave in. He turned into a harmless puppy, learned the principles of the world, got closer little by little, revealed all his emotions, and did not cover up everything about himself. "This world is so long and fast, but I have loved you for more than three or five years." When Joey said this "first meeting", did he also want to explain that this was their reunion and that their story had a prologue a long time ago? Did he also want to say "Long time no see" and then take her into his arms... But he didn't. He was afraid of scaring her. What should he say? Did he say he was a mimosa? Or does it mean that it has been practiced for thousands of years? He restrained all his sharpness, leaving only the gentle hair for Joey to stroke. But I believe that Joey will one day discover that the person in front of him is much more than what he seems. Everything about him will slowly surface and appear in front of Joey, because she is Joey. Maybe Joey's feelings for Lu Anxu are not clear now, and maybe this is her cup of tea, but no matter what, their stories have intersected, and their stories are definitely not that. The stories about idols and fans are certainly touching, but some people think it is far from this. And Joey was also attracted by getting along with each other. In this back and forth, it seemed that Lu Anxu was always on the weaker side, but in fact he had already occupied the home court. He tried his best to be nice to Joey, openly and secretly, but Joey discovered it little by little. This interaction was no longer one person's initiative, let alone one person's voice. When she subconsciously protects Lu Anxu, when she protects Lu Anxu regardless, when she flirts with Lu Anxu everywhere... It seems that everything has not changed, but in fact everything is changing. Their stories should run in both directions. One person must take the first step before the other person runs risklessly. Who will be the one to take the first step? I think it is Joey. Perhaps when they first met, it was Joey's character of helping or helping Lu Anxu when the road was rough that helped or attracted Lu Anxu. Their story began, and Lu Anxu remembered it for many years. Some people have been in love for more than three or five years, but who knows that some people have kept it in their subconscious for more than three or five years. -- Traveling through rivers and mountains, across mountains and seas, the journey is peaceful and peaceful. I hope you will never be separated for the rest of your life.
Comment on Lu Anxu
Lu Anxu looks obedient and a little shy, but from what I can see, he has the invitation to Su He's wedding, and he is here on behalf of the Gu family, and ordinary people can't represent it. Also, he is a loyal fan of Joey, and I feel that the person who silently helps Joey has something to do with him. Although he is a mimosa, shy and well-behaved, he is by no means as simple as he appears. There is a high chance that the mysterious person is him! For now, he hasn't done anything to hurt Joey, but is helping behind the scenes anyway. In front of Joey, he would not lie to her, he would just guard her silently, use his own abilities to help her avoid danger, he would be happy because she remembered him, and his heart would beat faster when he came into contact with her. Who could not love such a well-behaved and shy little puppy?
New book event, step on the floor! ! !
Familiar recipe, familiar taste. So let's take a walk. [Activity content]: This post will be posted until 23:59 on the day it is put on the shelves. Draw a lucky floor every week and get a red envelope of 521 book coins. Event Rules: 1. Don't step on the bottom of the building. Comments must be related to this article or the author, and the number of words must be no less than 10 words. 2. There will be a lottery among the beauties. The time limit for claiming the prize is 3 days. No waiting will be done if you are late. [Lottery Time]: Every Sunday at 10pm sharp, the number of beauties is 3626, 90601, the stepping stone is any character name.
Reporter: What is your relationship with the man in your car? Why is he in your passenger seat? Qiaoqiao: He is my boyfriend -------After the press conference------ Weibo "Joy V: Let me introduce to you this is the leg pendant of my boyfriend @千亿❤️Fifteen days, two hours and twelve minutes of dating. Please remember that I will not be single in the future." "Qiao Qiao's leg pendant 🌱 (hardcore fan): 😽😽You are the only one for the rest of my life🌱I only belong to you, and you only belong to me❤️🌱" #雪尼伊生超话: --Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the cp I knocked on is true! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! --Which lady is here to produce food? ! ! ! --It's Chinese New Year! It's Chinese New Year! CP fans celebrate the New Year! Everyone celebrates! --There will be a big update in the circle today to cheer up the two of you! Ps: After reading this, I think there should be an official announcement on Weibo. . . Xiaolulu's Weibo name was randomly chosen by me. . . By the way, I posted a picture
I'm also here to post pictures of the blind box ^_^ I really regret that I only got one, ugh~ And what excites me the most is that Douding is involved in this gift💗 Dali card, pp clip, small mirror, notebook, notebook, essential oil stickers, key chain, candy, handwritten postcard Finally I love you~























