Earth Survival Guide

There was a scholar who came to Beijing to take an exam and earned money by telling fortunes on the way. One day, he was kidnapped by bandits and returned to his den. The leading bandit, named Zhu, did not kill him. He asked him to help him calculate whether he could succeed in robbing a family named Tian. The scholar was kind-hearted, so he lied to him and said, The king's surname is Zhu. If a pig eats something in the field, it will be killed. There is Kangjiazhuang a hundred miles to the west, where his generals are. As the saying goes, "Pigs eat chaff, and the days are long." But I hope that the king will be able to be prosperous and wealthy after recharging his energy for three years. The mountain king was very happy to hear this and gave the scholar some money to send him away. The scholar's remarks about "Kangjiazhuang" were made casually, and were just a delaying tactic. He hoped that the government would clear out the bandits in three years and he would also save the Tian family's life. The scholar continued to travel west, and the scholar continued to tell fortunes to earn money, and was invited by a large family to their home to inquire about the family's development. The scholar happily agreed. When I arrived at the house, I found out that his surname was Kang. After asking about his birth date, he asked how far away there was "Bibi Mountain" (I forgot its name, it was the top of the bandit mountain) in the east. The host replied that it was no more, no less, exactly a hundred miles away. The scholar regretted it endlessly, but he did not expect that he had saved the Tian family but harmed the Kang family. The scholar first flattered Lord Kang that Zhuang Zhuang would develop more and more prosperously in the future. At the same time, he warned him that there was a scourge in the east, named Zhu. Three years later, this person would bring disaster. He must be careful to deal with it, otherwise he might be in danger of his life. But if you get through it, everything will go well and there will be greater blessings later. After hearing this, Lord Kang was very grateful and gave the scholar enough money to go to Beijing. The scholar also regretted it and only hoped that the kind-hearted Lord Kang could escape. Master Kang once picked up a beggar who was almost freezing to death while on a business trip. He was kind-hearted and rescued him. The little beggar woke up and kept kowtowing, saying that his family was in the east, his surname was Zhu, and he was the only one left in the family. He was willing to work as a cow or a horse to repay the owner of the village for saving his life. Master Kang was shocked and regretful, but he had already been rescued. He thought that if he was treated well, he might be able to avert the disaster for three years, otherwise it would be better to take precautions. The little beggar was very clever and knew how to get into trouble. Master Kang liked and valued him more and more. Master Kang had no children, and secretly told the little beggar several times that he would just accept him as his adopted son. The little beggar knelt down and kowtowed. The master is very grateful for his willingness to take him in, and he doesn't dare to ask for too much. Three years are about to come. One day, the owner of the village took the little beggar on a business trip. He drank too much and refused to stay overnight. He wanted to go home. The host gave the owner an ax to defend himself. The more Master Kang looked at the little beggar, the more he liked him. Remembering the scholar's warning, he felt a sudden move and raised his ax to strike at the little beggar. However, the ax hung on the branch above his head, and the ax suddenly hit the village owner's chest. Zhuang Zhuang fainted immediately. The little beggar hurriedly carried the village owner back to the village without stopping, despite the snow. The doctor and Master Kang, who had narrowly escaped death, said that if the little beggar hadn't worked so hard to bring him back, his life would have been dead if it had been a little later. The owner of the village asked the little beggar if he hated him. The little beggar said that his life was given by the owner of the village. Whenever he took it, he would be grateful for the few years that allowed him to live longer. Master Kang happily accepted him as his adopted son. The little beggar has a high IQ and has been able to generate income for Kangzhuang owner year after year, making him one of the largest households in the area. The little beggar persuaded the owner of the village to reduce the rent and build a charity house to give the beggar who had nowhere to stay a sheltered place to sleep. The beggar was too embarrassed to come empty-handed, so he picked up bricks and stones every night to repay the Kang family. As a result, the Kang family used the collected stones to build a sauce shop. As for the bandits, I was very happy to see the Kang family getting stronger every day. I was grateful to the scholar for his guidance, and finally one dark and windy night in a month, I took my brothers to rob. Unexpectedly, when I walked to the door, I was stopped by another group. The number of the other group was no less than my own. When I shined the torch, I saw that they were tenants and beggars nearby. The odds of winning were very slim. There was a stalemate. A young man climbed up on the wall and asked the bandit leader to come in and talk. The young man is a little beggar who is already Master Kang. He wants to turn the conflict into friendship, and a new sauce shop just happens to be built to provide them with jobs. The bandits asked among the brothers. They all had enough of having their heads stuck in their belts, so most of them agreed. Stay in the Kang family and do serious work. Let's talk about the scholar. After World War II, he finally entered high school. He still remembers his fortune-telling. He came to Kangjiazhuang in various ways. He found that Kangjiazhuang was so noble that he could not recognize it. Master Kang entertained him warmly. He said that thanks to the accident that almost killed him three years ago, he now has a fortune and an excellent son, thanks to the scholar's guidance back then. The scholar said that the disaster he was referring to was not Master Kang, but the bandit leader. Master Kang led him to the sauce shop. When the bandit leader saw the scholar kneeling down, he kowtowed and said Sure enough, I listened to my husband's words, pigs eat chaff, and the days are long, so they will have a long life! Jiang Xing turns out to be "Jiang" Xing! High opinion After hearing what happened for three years, the scholar sighed deeply and ordered that fortune-telling be banned in his jurisdiction. But the people all said that other fortune-tellings were fake, and that the scholar was the real master, as you can see by looking at the fortune-telling he made for the Kang family. ............................................................

Today I went to a driving school for the first time. Before driving practice, the instructor asked me to see how much oil was left in the fuel tank. I unscrewed the fuel tank cap. The light was too dark and I couldn't see clearly after looking at it for a long time. I took out the lighter and put it close to the gas tank. Just when I was about to press the lighter, the master kicked me away. Damn, this coach has such a bad temper. I tried not to get angry. When I was practicing driving, I happened to be going downhill. I stepped on the accelerator nervously and the instructor shouted: "Brake! Use your foot to brake!" I quickly opened the car door and put one foot on the ground. The sole of my shoe rubbed hard against the ground! After dragging for more than 20 meters, the car finally stopped! The coach was so frightened that he took 50 yuan and asked me to buy him a bag of Zhonghua to calm his shock! I was very depressed at that time, why did I still use toothpaste to calm my shock! When I handed him ten boxes of Chinese toothpaste, he silently refunded all my tuition fees and said: There is a driving school next door. I said: I was introduced to it by the one next door!

It was a good science fiction novel, but it turned into a fantasy novel and was abandoned.

Before Yin Bing borrowed the way, it was actually pretty good. It was not an excellent work but it was just average, until Yin Bing borrowed the way. The protagonist has always called himself a "scientist" and "observer", and promised not to interfere with the self-development of the planet, but he has been interfering. When he discovered a new power system beyond their records, his first reaction was not to save the records, but to participate and try to deny the ancient system of this civilization for five thousand years. And the protagonist has always maintained the compassion of the superiors, but has not abandoned the arrogance of the superiors. To them, everything on earth is equivalent to us watching dogs. Some people find it cute, and some find it scary. And when in front of an orthodox Taoist inheritor, he attacks the Yin soldiers who borrow the Taoism for no reason. The Yin soldiers borrow the Taoism and ordinary people can't come into contact with them. No one will like a civilization that does not know how to respect other people's civilization.

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This is a serious sign-in building.

Pfft, how can Gu Tao be so cool? He asks for money on the roadside so confidently, and even scares the little girl. When he doesn't give it, he thinks of a second way, forcing him to repair his bicycle and asking for the repair fee, and taking away all the money he has. Isn't it great that he has money to eat😂

Is there anyone who hates Weiwei as much as I do...

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I have read Tiger Teacher, Fairy Sword, and the previous book, and I have to say that the writing, plot, and creativity are all top-notch. But, the only huge flaw is the title! Brother, can you give your book a better title? With the author's ability, he can probably get a major contract, but the title ruined it!