I Am a Lord on an Alien Planet

I Am a Lord on an Alien Planet

by Battle 101

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This is a story about an unreliable uncle who takes a silly and sweet little boy to become a lord on a different planet... Stuka-like dive-bombing darbys, dada trees whose seeds are used to make cotton, boru trees whose sap is sweet enough to make wine, and a group of native people wielding spears and dancing around roast potatoes and grilled steaks. Cheng Ye: "Give me an acre of potatoes, and I can move the entire Rockstar." Jiang Xiaobai: "Uncle, the natives are digging out the newly planted potatoes to eat! We only have the last box left!" Cheng Ye: "Asshole! I grew this box of potatoes myself, and I will fight for all mankind!"

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