Potato Chip Trek
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About This Novel
I, Dave Reed, the famous Starfleet payroll thief, have a lifelong dream of counting napkins until I retire. As a result, the bound [High-risk Area Sign-in System] forced me to hit the muzzle! The bridge is taken over by alien slime mold? Sign in! Reward[Emergency Potato Chips]! Legendary captain's legacy sparks pineapple riots? Sign in! Reward [Pipe Unblocking Technique]! The whole universe thought I was a loser who only knew how to fix toilets, until I drove a starship and stopped the entire Borg fleet with a bag of potato chips. Captain: "Dave! Go and send... Uh, go and save the world!" Me: "Don't worry, Captain, wait until I finish emptying this toilet!"
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