Wrong System, Pretending to Be an Immortal in the City

Wrong System, Pretending to Be an Immortal in the City

by Red Bean And Taro Ball Soufflé

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About This Novel

[At the age of 100, you reached perfection in cultivation, but when you ascended, you were brutally suppressed by the seven major sects outside the world, and eventually died. ][Thousands of years later, you will reshape your body with a wisp of your remaining soul, and then take the path of cultivating immortality. You vow to take back everything that belongs to you! ][Mission "Start Over": Retrieve your first wooden sword! ] Lu Yuan looked at the flashing LED screen not far away and was stunned. Where did this system come from? Is this still a city? Let's not talk about Wanjian Pavilion for now. What are the seven major sects? Are you going to use the sword of the city to become an immortal in another world? "Stop talking, I don't have a wooden sword, but I just have a peach wood sword!" [Mission accomplished! ]"?" He has since embarked on a prosperous road! [Task: Learn the Nine Heavens Thunder Sword Technique] "Pigeon, do you have any extra Tesla coils?" [Task: Reestablish the Sect] "Uncle, I am really not an X cultist! We don't teach martial arts, it's all science!" "Ah, you ask me why I jumped from the seventh floor unscathed? Can a concealed weapon hit accurately from a hundred meters away?" "No, I am an UP master in the manual area, and I know how to do light kung fu and moves. I should be very good, right?" This book is also called "Cultivation of Immortality?" What cultivation? Believe in science! " "Urban Cultivation of Immortality: Take my chance to return to the clan" "After ten years of cultivating immortality, I finally ascended on a rocket! "I just started cultivating immortality in the city, and they came here?" >>

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Book Friends 2024052071097714mo ago

To tell a joke, the immortal power given by the system cannot improve one's physical condition, and it actually costs one's physical strength and life after using it once. Can be read as a joke

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整活锻炉15mo ago

Now that I've been discovered, I won't act anymore~

The author is currently in kindergarten, but has no choice but to awaken to the literary system 30 years later. In order to become a top student, he stepped on the milk dragon and punched the small robot, and was eventually forced to perform as an entertainer and write books. But the rewards in this system are too sloppy, and all the classics given out have been distributed by predecessors. My ability is limited and I cannot cut out a copy of "Listening to the Fireworks at the Red Dust Inn Outside Qingming Mountain at Night", so I can only translate it manually... Regarding the widely circulated comments about middle school students writing books in the comment area, I would like to declare that they are purely fictional! [This author clearly did not graduate from elementary school...] [Don't praise me, I really think I'm at the middle school level~]

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Wow Haha Addictive12mo ago

The creativity is okay, but the writing and rationality are a mess.

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Book Friends 20240828726_ca8mo ago

I originally thought there was another book on this subject, but it turned out that the more I read, the worse it became. The writing was too messy.

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书友20230908663_Ec11mo ago

It's ugly, ugly and very boring.

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Thunder_de2mo ago

Flaws do not cover up strengths.

I'll order them all! Although in the later period, due to the objective flaws of the invincible novel, I jumped to read it, with some small flaws in the details, but the overall logic is self-consistent, the plot is smooth, and the thoughts are sunny and positive, without forcing intelligence. It contains refreshing content that reflects and satirizes some bad phenomena in reality. The world view and background structure are also integrated and innovative, and there is novelty. The outline is also completed from beginning to end.

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Reader 16453129561929277444mo ago

If cultivating immortals can't strengthen your body and increase your lifespan, then what kind of immortality can you practice?

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Tianxing 3859mo ago

Too much talk, too poor. No focus for half a day

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What Other Good Books Are There?9mo ago

How many female protagonists will we accept in the future? Are there more than twenty?

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Purple Yanmanglong9mo ago

I would like to see if there are any recommendations for novels with a high concentration of urban two-dimensional elements. It's like comic convention or cosplay or something like that

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[Art coefficient:★★☆] [Abstract coefficient:★★★☆] [When the system of cultivating immortals meets urban migrant workers: an absurd showdown between science and metaphysics] The script of cultivating immortality meets cyberpunk The protagonist Lu Yuan was originally a powerful person from another world, but after his rebirth, he was bound to a "wrong-shot system" with a strange style. In the task list, "Learning the Nine Heavens Falling Thunder Sword Technique" requires a Tesla coil, and "reestablishing the sect" requires popularizing science about the identity of the UP master in the manual area and "cultivating immortality scientifically". The system forcibly sews the terminology of cultivation with modern technology, interprets the flying of a sword as a "limited operation of fluid mechanics", and turns alchemy into a chemical experiment, creating a unique urban cultivation ecology out of absurdity. Complete Cultivation KPIs with the thinking of a takeaway rider Lu Yuan's survival philosophy is perfectly adapted to contemporary social animals: when faced with the task of "retrieving the wooden sword", he directly took out the mahogany sword to deal with it; when faced with doubts about "transferring skills", he used "ergonomics" and "muscle memory" as a shield. This operation of breaking down the goal of cultivation into daily tasks not only eliminates the seriousness of traditional cultivation of immortality, but also satirizes modern society's blind worship of efficiency and rules - it turns out that immortals also have to rely on "clearing tasks" to counterattack. Misplaced Identity: The Double Life of the UP Master and the Sword Immortal As an Internet celebrity in the handicraft area, Lu Yuan uses 3D printing to reproduce fairy swords in front of the camera and performs "sword-controlling skills" with drones; in private, he secretly uses scientific methods to practice amidst the complaints of "Thunder Sword Spirit". This split identity created strong dramatic tension: when he challenged the world record in the name of "Ghost Valley Zongheng" and shocked the entire network by drawing a knife in 0.54 Seconds, was it the victory of technology or the awakening of cultivation? The novel uses this design of blurred boundaries to playfully explore the dialectical relationship between "extraordinary" and "ordinary". Social Metaphor: Deconstructing Reality Anxiety with Xiuzhenhui On the surface, it is a lighthearted and funny scientific cultivation of immortality, but in fact it contains a sharp satire on contemporary society. For example, "Sect Enrollment Expansion" corresponds to the Internet celebrity economy in the traffic era, "Lei Jianling's picky eaters" alludes to young people's dependence on material things, and the preparation process for the "October Ceremony" even eliminates issues such as workplace involution and formalism. The author uses cultivating immortality as a shell to transform modern people's survival dilemma into absurd jokes, stimulating thinking in entertainment. Conclusion: The immortal version of "The Truman Show" When Lu Yuan finally discovered that "Enlightenment can still be checked for plagiarism" and "The Four Swords of Yuanshen need to be shot in real-life Yu Feng", the novel completely broke the dimensional wall between cultivation and reality. It tells readers: Perhaps each of us is "pretending to be immortal" - using carefully designed "characters" to deal with life, and using seemingly absurd ways to fight against nothingness. In this game between science and metaphysics, the real "big road" may be hidden in the fireworks of "Pigeon, borrow a Tesla coil".

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