What is it Like to Have a Wife Who is a Vampire?

Once upon a time, there was a Yuanyin Temple. The incense was always very popular in the temple. There was a spider on the beam of the temple. Due to the constant influence of the incense, the spider gradually acquired Buddha nature. In this way, the spider has been practicing on the beam. More than a thousand years later, one day Buddha suddenly visited Yuanyin Temple. He was very happy to see the flourishing incense here. Just when he was about to leave, he saw a spider on the beam. Buddha said: "We are destined to meet each other at last. Let me ask you a question to see what insights you have gained after practicing for more than a thousand years." Spider was very happy to hear this and quickly agreed. Buddha then asked: "What do you think is the most precious thing in the world?" Spider thought for a while and said: "The most precious things in the world are 'cannot get' and 'lost'." Buddha nodded and left. In this way, more than a thousand years later, Spider is still practicing on the beam. Then one day Buddha came to Yuanyin Temple again and said to Spider: "You are okay. I wonder what you think about that issue." Spider said: "I think the most precious things in the world are 'cannot get' and 'lost'." Buddha left without saying anything. More than a thousand years passed like this, and one day, a gust of wind suddenly blew, and the wind blew a drop of dew onto the spider's web. The spider was very happy to see the crystal clear dew drop, and felt love in its heart. The spider felt that this was the happiest few days it had had in the past three thousand years. One day, a strong wind suddenly blew and the dewdrops were blown away. Spider felt very lost. At this time, Buddha came to it again and said, "It's the same problem, what do you think." The spider thought of the dewdrops and said, "I think the most precious things in the world are 'unavailable' and 'lost'." Buddha said, "Since you have this understanding, then I will let you go to the human world." In this way, Spider was reincarnated into a noble family and became a wealthy lady. Her parents named her "Zhu Er". Sixteen years passed in a flash. On this day, the emperor held a celebration meeting for Ganlu, the new champion. Many rich ladies came, including Pearl, and the emperor's youngest daughter, Princess Changfeng. At the conference, the new champion performed poems and songs, which greatly impressed the girls present. However, Pearl was not jealous at all because she knew that this was the marriage set by the Buddha for her. A few days later, Zhuer accompanied her mother to the temple to offer incense. It happened that Ganlu also accompanied her mother to offer incense. After the incense was finished, the two adults chatted in the corridor. Zhu'er was very happy to finally be with the person she liked, but Gan Lu didn't seem to be interested in her at all. Zhu'er said to Gan Lu, "Do you remember what happened on the spider web in Yuanyin Temple sixteen years ago?" Unexpectedly, the number one scholar looked puzzled and said, "Miss Zhu'er, you are very cute and beautiful, but your imagination is too rich." After that, she left with her mother. The next day the emperor issued an edict: let Gan Lu and Princess Changfeng get married, and Prince Zhi Cao get married to Zhu Er. Pearl felt very sad after hearing this. She went without eating or drinking for several days, meditating, and her soul would eventually leave her body. At this time, Prince Zhi Cao heard about it and rushed over and said to Zhu Er who was dying on the bed: "That day in the back garden, I fell in love with you at first sight, so I begged my father to let him agree to let us get married. Now that you are going, I will go with you." After that, he took out his sword and wanted to kill himself. At this time, the Buddha came and said to Pearl's soul: "Why are you doing this? Think about it. The nectar is brought by the wind and finally taken away by the wind. He belongs to Princess Changfeng. It is just an interlude for you. And Prince Zhicao was a grass in front of the Yuanyin Temple. He has watched you for three thousand years, and the curtain of love I have been with you for three thousand years but you have never looked down at it. Now I ask you what is the most precious thing in the world?" Zhuer suddenly realized the truth, and she said: "The most precious thing in the world is not the "unavailable" and "lost", but the happiness that can be grasped now." After that, the Buddha left. Pearl's soul also returned to her body. Seeing that the prince was about to commit suicide, he quickly knocked down the sword. They hugged each other tightly...

Hey, everyone, I seem to have found the cover picture (๑•ั็ω•็ั๑)(ฅ>ω<*ฅ)

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Sigh... This book is very good, but the protagonist's appearance is not good, and there is no sense of empathy. After all, after all, there are very few handsome guys like me who are handsome, elegant, talented, sword-browed, white-toothed, and naturally charming. The only ones who can compete with me are fellow book friends. Alas, being too handsome is also a worry~

Dusk, street, canteen. People, men, two men, one old and one young, standing across the counter. "Is it you?" "It's me." "You're here." "I'm coming." "You shouldn't have come." "I'm already here." "You're here after all." "I'm here after all." Silence, a long silence. The two people, who looked like clay and wood sculptures, were facing each other, but the setting sun was getting more and more slanting. "What are you doing here?" The old man finally broke the silence. "Make soy sauce." He said it crisply, word by word, without any hesitation. The old man pondered for a while and then said slowly: "How much does it cost per pound?" "One piece." Still crisp and clear, without any hesitation. The man's expression changed and he said, "You know I never sell soy sauce for one yuan a pound here." "I only want one yuan a pound of soy sauce." "Is it serious?" "Seriously!" The soy sauce seller stared at the man in front of him. He was very young, but no one would forget his eyes. They were as quiet as night and as deep as the sea. He knew that the young man in front of him was definitely an ordinary person, but he also knew that he would never sell soy sauce for one dollar a pound. The surroundings were still so quiet, as quiet as death. The sunset was gradually setting. He looked at the sunset in the distance and felt unspeakable fear. He smiled bitterly and said, "Do you have to buy it for one yuan a pound?" "Definitely!" "What if I don't sell it to you?" "You can try it!" Silence, deathly silence. After a long while, he raised his eyes and looked at the young man, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll sell you a pound of soy sauce for one yuan, but you don't mention it to outsiders!" He took the soy sauce bottle and a dollar from the boy's hand. The bottle is cold, just like the heart of an old man; the coins are slightly hot, just like the palm of a young man's hand. After a while, the boy took the soy sauce bottle he handed back, turned around and walked towards the door. He won this battle, completely. A trace of pride flashed across the young man's face. But the soy sauce seller stopped him from behind: "Do you think you can really beat me?" The young man's body trembled slightly and his steps paused. "Obviously, I've got soy sauce at such a low price." "Not bad." "Then I have defeated you." "It's a pity that you missed a little bit." The boy suddenly turned around, the muscles on his face twitching slightly. He seemed to realize something, but it was already too late. The soy sauce seller only smiled lightly and said, "My soy sauce is originally sold for 80 cents per catty."

But the special one has nothing to do with the main text.

I found this from pixiv and attached a few more that I think are good.

When I look at this book now, I realize that the author is a disciple of the immortal. His articles are high-end, elegant, low-key, luxurious and meaningful. Unrestrained and foreign-style, with depth and coolness*. When Shang Yang, Zhang Yi and others saw him, they all had to call him uncle. He has unique wisdom, possesses unparalleled knowledge, is extremely intelligent, and is proficient in hundreds of schools of knowledge. Wisdom and beauty coexist, and he is gentle without losing his fortitude. A comprehensive collection of literature, with six Tao and three strategies, endless changes, formation and writing, unpredictable, extensive memorization, clear reasoning, eloquent rhetoric, no words to speak, and a deep understanding of the methods of governing the world, wonderful and unpredictable, has been imitated, and has never been surpassed. He is a very mysterious figure since the beginning of the world. He must be a strange person through the ages with a chic demeanor and elegant conversation.

I just like this kind of daily writing, which is light and a little full of dog food. Are there any books of this type? The big guy recommends it

Uncle DIO, the real vampire! (Does my being a fan of DIO have anything to do with my wanting to see him die?)