Become Invincible from Playerunknown's Battlegrounds

The author said that this book is not like other chicken-eating books, it is a live-streaming of chicken-eating. This book is all-round live-streaming. I like it the most. Three updates a day is the best, the author is great.

Let's play a game. Now that our mobile phones have the same battery level, we will be a couple. I will play 43 men first.

Working on manuscripts in the study in the middle of the night. My wife is here again. In view of the fact that my IQ had been hit many times during the previous late night conversations, I got straight to the point: "We are just a couple. Over the years, I have done nothing but hard work. Please tell me what you have to say." My wife smiled: "If nothing happens, can't I give you a shoulder massage?" She started pressing my shoulders. "Comparing my skills with those of the girls at the spa, which one is better?" (This pit is too easy, can I jump into it?) "I don't know, I didn't press my shoulder." "If you don't press your shoulders, then where should you press them?" "I mean I've never been to a place like that." "Then why is there a leisure club printed on your lighter?" She quickly held the lighter on the table in her hand and asked me. I can't guard against this problem. I guess she had seen the lighter a long time ago, but instead of asking directly, she started to talk about it by pressing her shoulders. Boil ** in warm water and observe the words and expressions. Women, terrible. "The lighter should belong to Li Jianjun. I took it from him last time I had dinner with him. I didn't expect him to be someone who often goes to clubs." I can be considered a veteran, and I will throw dirty water on Li Jianjun for any unclear problem. Wife: "You and Li Jianjun are friends, right?" "Of course." "Does Li Jianjun know you cheated him like this?" His wife stretched out her right hand and showed the lighter, "This is just an ordinary lighter, and it doesn't say anything about leisure club at all. How did it become that Li Jianjun took it from the club?" It turned out to be a scam. She didn't see the lighter at all. "This..." I couldn't react at the moment. "You have grown up, and you lie without blinking an eye." "I just mentioned a possibility casually." "Then you can't trick Li Jianjun. Does he really go to that kind of club often? I told his wife to go." "No, just kidding, he never goes." "That's good. If you have friends who go to such a place, I suggest you don't go there." I breathed a sigh of relief: "Of course. Let me just say, how could there be such a lighter in our house." "Really? Then, where did this lighter come from?" She stretched out her left hand and showed a lighter with XX Leisure Club written on it. " I was completely confused. I first used my friend as a shield, then I found out that it was a false alarm, and then I cleared my friend. When I thought the crisis was over, I didn't expect it had just begun. Before this round of cards was played, I had already thrown away Wang Zha. Some holes get deeper and deeper as they are filled. Then I can only leave it blank. There is one last resort left: refuse to admit it. "I don't know. " "Have no idea? "My wife's words were murderous. "Do you believe I would go to a place like that? I think spending 35 yuan to sit in a coffee shop for an hour is expensive, so how can I spend thousands of yuan to do that 5-minute thing? "I'm ashamed of myself. "That's too much. You have to have a limit when you praise yourself. How can you have 5 minutes? "She added a last-ditch shot. I light a cigarette. Silence. "You have no right to remain silent. " At this time the phone rang, it was Li Jianjun. "Put it out. "My wife said. The call was connected, and Li Jianjun said on the phone: "I have a lighter that is missing. It says "XX Leisure Club" on it. Is it at your place? " Me: "Yes, yes. Here I am! " Li Jianjun: "Great, I thought it would be terrible if my wife found it if I left it at my house. " I looked at my wife proudly, and my eyes said: You see, this lighter really belongs to Li Jianjun! Li Jianjun said again: "Next time we go there, don't take any lighters from the store. " Bang, the phone hung up. I know, I'm about to die too.

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My awesome Lin Feng, having a system is different~He came to help when there was an injustice on the road, and his skills shocked the police👮The feeling of becoming a pig's foot is different~I also want to have a system (in my dream)

If you don't believe me, give it a try. You won't lose anything anyway.

Liu Bei asked Zhuge Liang: "Who is your favorite singer?" "Justin Bieber." "Why?" "Because I particularly like one of his songs. " "Sing and listen" Bright cheeks flushed for a while, and she sang softly: "Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared, oh~" Two tomatoes were crossing the road. A car was passing by. One of them couldn't dodge and was crushed. The other tomato pointed at the squashed tomato and laughed loudly. Hahahaha. Ketchup - Once upon a time there was a bird He passes a cornfield every day But unfortunately One day there was a fire in the cornfield All the corn turns into popcorn After the bird flies over... I thought it was snowing, but it was so cold... You and I have our own trajectories, like shooting stars. It is fate that we can get together and walk a journey together, but in the end we will drift apart in our own directions. This is destiny. I wish you a happier future after graduation! I want to blow out silver patterns in the drizzle of rain, and let the metasequoia write warm blessings in the wind with its weak pen tip. Let go of the tension in past studies and face it with a normal heart. I believe you will achieve your ideal results. May good luck always be with you! One day the big white rabbit and the little white rabbit were walking in the woods. The little white rabbit took out the carrot and said to the big white rabbit: "I like you, as long as this carrot." The big white rabbit said to the little white rabbit: "I like you, even longer than your carrot." The little white rabbit said again, "Then I like you, as tall as the big tree in front of you." The big white rabbit said to the little white rabbit: "I like you, taller than your big tree." They kept arguing while walking, but to no avail. Later, when he was tired from walking, the little white rabbit fell asleep. The big white rabbit looked at the little white rabbit: "Little fool, I like you, always a little more than you like me." One day, the big white rabbit was walking in the forest with the little white rabbit on his back. The little white rabbit asked the big white rabbit: "Am I sinking?" " The White Rabbit said: "I have the whole world on my back, do you think it will sink or not?" " Big Rabbit and Little Rabbit sit together and look at the moon. The little rabbit held his chin and said to the big rabbit: "I miss you. " "Aren't I right next to you? Said Big Rabbit. "But I still miss you. "The little rabbit tilted his head, "I miss you every time I look at the moon, so the moon looks so beautiful, even if the dark clouds block its light. " Big Rabbit didn't speak, just raised his head and continued to look at the moon. The little rabbit fell asleep, and the big rabbit gently kissed the little rabbit's forehead. "Every day, every minute, every second, I think about you, quietly..." My dear, I would like to know you until the end of the world, and I would like to be with you until the end of the world. I would like to know you and accompany you until the end of the world. Good night, baby! Peonies are the most beautiful flowers, and people are the closest friends. We don't pay gold and silver to make friends, we only make friends with a heart. Water flows thousands of miles back to the sea, friendship remains when people travel thousands of miles, roots are connected between big trees, and hearts are connected between friends. Working hard in the morning is a mental state in life. Often the most beautiful thing is not the moment of success, but the process of hard work. My friend, I hope that tomorrow will be more exciting after your hard work. Good morning! Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a bicycle, so he was ridden away by others. Once upon a time there was a guy who looked like a telephone, and then he hung up. . . Me: "If I give something to others on my own initiative, I won't feel bad no matter how much I give it to. But if the other party insists on asking for it, I will be very disgusted and would rather throw it away than give it away. " Teacher: "Is this the reason why you didn't hand in your homework?" Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a bicycle, so he was ridden away by others. Once upon a time there was a guy who looked like a telephone, and then he hung up. . . Me: "If I give something to others on my own initiative, I won't feel bad no matter how much I give it to. But if the other party insists on asking for it, I will be very disgusted and would rather throw it away than give it away. " Teacher: "Is this the reason why you didn't hand in your homework?"

Each page is guaranteed to have a maximum of 30 words. The next line is also drunk. My little nephew doesn't dare to write like this.

The weather in Syria today is very anxious, and I feel more and more depressed sitting on the sand and smoking. Suddenly, I saw a sniper scope reflecting in the distance! Behind me the mortar team was ready to bomb. I smiled and the fool was still lying still and staring at me.

Anyway, I have already bought my air ticket. The network situation in Syria may not be very good, so I will leave it at that as to how this book will be updated in the future. As long as there is no conflict, I will still try to update it more. I wish for world peace.