Xiaoyaohou

1. How ordinary authors write: I inserted the battery into the flashlight. 2. Normal author's writing method: I stuffed two AA batteries into the somewhat worn flashlight. 3. The author's writing style of Water God: Now, I have an old-fashioned flashlight in my hand. Holding it, I felt uneasy. I looked at it and found that, like other old-fashioned flashlights, it had a cover on the hip that could be opened by rotating. When I opened the lid, as I expected, I was speechless when I saw that it was empty. My brows furrowed tightly, and the feeling of wanting to commit suicide by throwing myself into a lake hit me from all directions. Because I was faced with a difficult choice - should I go downstairs and buy two batteries, or should I find two batteries at home? Where in life is there no trouble? Although it is daytime and I haven't had breakfast yet, as an old-fashioned flashlight, it does not have two AA batteries in it, which is very, very unreasonable. Has anyone heard of such a thing? How could I allow something that no one had ever heard of to happen? ? I'm human too! I have feelings too! ! ! It's just... Making a choice is really, really hard. When I go downstairs to buy batteries, I have to put on clothes and trousers, I have to be careful that I forgot to bring my keys, I have to avoid speeding cars on the street, and I have to be wary of meteorites in the sky. Thinking of this, I am speechless. ... But if you look for it at home, my dear friends, in this age, who else still has AA batteries in their home? I thought about it over and over again, and was in a dilemma. I thought about it for almost two hours... Finally, I couldn't help but let out a deep sigh. Well, I can only put these two AA batteries in my pocket. These two batteries were love tokens given to me by my parents. I thought I didn't have to make such a sacrifice, but it wasn't true. Everyone was involved in the whirlpool of flashlights and batteries. Life is a life of problem solving, and if you have an old-fashioned flashlight that doesn't have the right center of gravity, stick the batteries in it.

Keep your mouth shut, you are just interested in the boudoir for a while. Not every reader likes the Qing Dynasty style of master and slave. Even the title of prince was not used in this way before the Qing Dynasty. The vassal king was often called His Highness King XX, such as Li Shimin, His Highness King Qin... Before the Qing Dynasty, the word "ye" was used for masters, grandpas and the like. I called myself "ye". Forgive me for my limited knowledge. I probably didn't have it in the Tang and Song Dynasties. Therefore, I suggest the author, even if the protagonist has this hobby, or there are other reasons why he must use the title "ye", it is better to use it sparingly. It is too inconsistent with the context, awkward and confusing, and it will be disgusting if seen too much.

I asked you to update and you deleted my book review? You're afraid you've eaten shit!

Although the first 400 chapters were skip-reading, after the Northern Expedition to Khitan, the author began to have no bottom line with word count. The contents of dozens of chapters were meaningless. He deliberately created a protagonist and dragged out the plot. When the winner was about to be decided, the protagonist returned to his original form and started to be a bastard again. What follows is basically water injection, so you don't need to read it.

Castrating a piglet does not remove the testicles? Is it a direct cut of the penis? Increased knowledge!

When I saw how lustful the protagonist was in Chapter 4, I decided to abandon the book.

Who does the protagonist work for? Please disclose it

The more powerful you are, the more carefree you are.

Only in troubled times can it be fair, the fittest survive, and the strong survive.

The plot is dragging, and it starts to get messed up in the middle. There are only 12 million people in the next week. Where did the 40 million people come from? And there are 40 million people who can't afford to support 200,000 to 300,000 soldiers and horses. I'm speechless.