Please Feel Free to Wear the Mythical Beast as the Protagonist

Name: Please Feel Free to Wear the Mythical Beast as the Protagonist
Author: Wind Blows Barley Waves

by Wind Blows Barley Waves

ongoing Ancient Romance Matriarchal Dynasty Female Lead

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About This Novel

Sang Xiaoxiao's friend asked her, if there is a next life, what will you do? "Being a national treasure, I have no worries about food and drink, and someone will take care of me. Anyone who makes me uncomfortable is a crime." Then Sang Xiaoxiao got her wish and became a national treasure, but people here called her a mythical beast, saying it was called an iron-eating beast, the kind that eats iron, and said that the shit she pooped could be turned into weapons. Sang Xiaoxiao thought it was nonsense. What shape would the weapon look like when it was pulled out? Won't your butt be broken? This is a flavorful weapon. But one day Sang Xiaoxiao suddenly gave a gift to her owner Wu Yue. Wu Yue looked at this unknown golden object and asked Sang Xiaoxiao: "What is this?" Sang Xiaoxiao said with a harmless and innocent smile: "The weapon is called: Golden Cudgel." Wu Yue accepted it and played with it in his hands. One day, Sang Xiaoxiao gave Wu Yue another weapon. Wu Yue asked, "What is this?" Sang Xiaoxiao replied, "The name of the weapon is: Qibao Exquisite Pagoda." "Where did you get it?" "You pooped it out."