Dou Po God Level Jokes

I hope that no woman will be left behind wherever I go. Let me ask you again, do you want to torture Xiao Yan? Xiao Yan must die, I smiled from my side to the sky, and after I finished laughing, I went to sleep! A hero does not care about his origin, and a rogue does not care about his age.

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Four days later, the main hall was turned to the side hall. When Xiao Zhan listened to the numbers reported by the three elders, the smile on his face could not be concealed. Finally, he laughed loudly, patted Han Sheng next to him on the shoulder, and said: "Xiao Sheng, you have done a great job in this matter. I never thought that my Xiao family would also have a dragon one day. You must study hard with that alchemist." When Han Sheng heard this, he smiled softly. He didn't know what they would think if they knew that he didn't become a disciple at all. The second elder came over and handed over a gold card, and said with some respect: "Here is 60% of the profit from the sale of the Xiao family's old recipe. Take it." Han Sheng looked at the gold card and thought for a while, then waved his hand and said, "In the future, this card will be given directly to Xiao Yu. Maybe she can become my junior sister in the future." The first elder next to him was stunned for a moment, then a smile gradually appeared on his face, and he took the gold card from the second elder: "That's just right, I will give this gold card to the little girl." Han Sheng glanced at the Great Elder, and he really wasn't worried that he would be greedy for the money. Even if he was just the alchemist's apprentice, he couldn't offend him. Turning his head to look at Xiao Zhan, he said slowly: "Are you ready for what my master said?" Xiao Zhan smiled slightly, nodded and said, "Everything is ready. Tonight, there will be a big performance at the Drama Academy, and all the upper class in the city will be there. I specially set up a Xiao family VIP card as an auction item, and I am going to hold an auction at the finale, and the person who will host the auction is the Hua Dan from the Drama Academy!" "This time, Mr. Xiao will definitely become famous!" Hearing this, Han Sheng nodded and agreed with Xiao Zhan's decision. What's more, he also wanted to see what this drama academy was like. It shouldn't be too easy to make Xiao Ning spend all his pocket money to reward those actors. And now, he has become a little interested in this Hua Dan. The Drama Academy is a new force that recently entered Wutan City. It was originally just a theater troupe, but because there were great masters in charge and because this form of performance was very popular among people, it quickly took root here and established the Drama Academy. Although the interior is not luxurious, it can accommodate nearly a thousand people. Today, it is said that there is a large-scale performance held to celebrate the birthday of the big Dou Master who is helping him. Invitations were sent to all the major forces in Wutan City. As one of the three major families in Wutan City, the Xiao family was naturally invited. As evening approached, Han Sheng and his party arrived at the Drama Academy. Looking at the huge venue, Han Sheng couldn't help but be slightly shocked. Although the decoration was not as good as the Miter Auction House, it was able to establish a foothold in Wutan City in such a short period of time, which is enough to show the strength of the Drama Academy. After a week passed, Han Sheng realized that all those present now were the middle and upper-class forces in Wutan City. And there were several unfamiliar faces among them that Han Sheng had never seen before. Han Sheng was slightly stunned. It's no wonder that Xiao Zhan brought back a few opera girls a few days ago. He was probably trying to make friends with the great master of the theater. "Huh? Who is that person?" Han Sheng's eyes suddenly focused on a young man, but even though he was a young man, his face was heavily rouged, and a faint fragrance spread into Han Sheng's nose, even though Han Sheng was more than ten meters away from him... When Xiao Zhan heard this, he immediately explained: "That person is in the spice business. Almost all the spices that can be seen now belong to them. They are considered to be in the upper middle class of the middle power." There was something arrogant about the high power in his words. Han Sheng nodded, turned and walked towards the theater, and the people behind him quickly followed. Along the way, Xiao Zhan also saw an old man in black and a middle-aged man. These were unfamiliar faces that Han Sheng had never seen before. Xiao Zhan explained from the side that the two people just now were new forces that entered Wutan City. Like the young man, they were both above average... After finding a seat and sitting down, the performance had already begun. Han Sheng didn't pay attention to the first performance. He just glanced at the people on the stage and his pupils suddenly shrank. The performers on these stages are all young girls in their prime, with hot bodies and sparsely dressed clothes. Every move they make can arouse the exclamation of the audience. Moreover, the voice is sweet and makes people feel very natural when speaking. Han Sheng felt that even the anchors in the previous life who used beauty filters were not as good as these people. Not only that, everyone also wears a mask on their face, no more, no less, just covering their eyes, making them charming but also a bit mysterious. Han Sheng looked around and said with some surprise: "Huh? It's actually those three people. Why are they sitting so far forward?" The three people Han Sheng mentioned were naturally the three people he saw outside the theater. Xiao Zhan had just said that they were only middle-level forces, but their position at this time was only one row behind them. "It's just that those people spent money to give rewards. The rule of this theater is that the more rewards you give, the closer you will be to the front. We are VIPs. No matter how close they are to the front, they will not squeeze us." Hearing Han Sheng's doubts, Xiao Zhan slowly explained. Han Sheng suddenly realized that he no longer paid attention to them and watched the performance quietly. About half an hour later, Han Sheng seemed to have something. He looked at the stage and asked without turning his head: "Now that we have reached the finale, who is the actress you are talking about?" When Xiao Zhan heard this, he smiled and said mysteriously: "Don't worry, kid, I'm sure of this. As for that Hua Dan..." Xiao Zhan said more and more mysteriously: "Of course it's the most popular actress in this theater - Qiao Biluo!" "I'll wipe it!" Han Sheng suddenly laughed. He was not familiar with anything else. Xiao Ning talked about Qiao Biluo every day, saying that not only did she have an intoxicating voice, but her figure was even more impressive. It's a good time to see something today. Sure enough, the next moment, the surrounding light suddenly dimmed, more lights gathered on the stage, and the surrounding atmosphere suddenly became dull, as if a grenade was about to explode. "Ta-ta-ta-ta." There was a rapid sound, and a figure came out from behind the scenes with a smile. "The bridge must be snails! The bridge must be snails!" Just as the woman walked out, a wave of heat suddenly set off in the venue, as if the air was scorched. Han Sheng was slightly frightened. This woman was indeed very hot. At this time, Qiao Biluo was only wearing a floor-length skirt with black and white spots, a golden mask, and even a tube top. Her proud figure was fully displayed. No wonder why these people were so crazy. Han Sheng shook his head slightly, feeling something was wrong. Qiao Biluo on the stage seemed very satisfied with this effect and chuckled: "I really want to ask now, do you like me?" "I like it! Fuck! I just like you!" "Then you are my wife!" "Qiao Biluo, you are mine!" "Get away! That's mine!" Qiao Biluo laughed and joked: "Actually, I am a 58-year-old aunt. I am really 58 years old!" "Holy shit, how can my wife be 58 years old?" The young man said with a confident smile. "58 Years old? Aren't you a perfect match for me?" The old man in black chuckled. "His Royal Highness Qiao Biluo, fight for you!" This time it was the middle-aged man. Qiao Biluo waved his hand, took out a card from his hand, and continued: "This time I am not singing. Have you seen this card in my hand? This is the VIP card of Mr. Xiao. I believe you all know Mr. Xiao. If you get this card, you can buy it at a 20% discount! Without further ado, friends, let's start the auction now! The higher the bid, the more likely I am to be yours! After all, I am a pretty actress!" As soon as these words came out, the whole audience took a deep breath! This Xiao family's old recipe is so powerful. It surpassed the Jialie family's Huichun Powder in just three days after it was released. The value of this VIP card is immeasurable. Especially Qiao Biluo's last sentence, the higher the bid, the more... Hehehehe. You can use your feet to figure out what it means. Especially the three people sitting in the front row, their breathing became rapid and their eyes were full of fire! "Who will bid first?" Qiao Biluo looked at him with eyes wide open. "I'll pay 30,000 gold coins! I, the rookie Kun, want this woman!" The rookie Kun said proudly, and then took out a box of rouge to touch up her makeup. "I'm offering 50,000 gold coins from Near Tank! Sorry, he's mine!" Near Tank followed the price, tit for tat. The rookie Kun glanced at the nearby tank, snorted coldly, and continued: "I'll pay 60,000! Qiao Biluo is mine!" How could the near tank admit defeat and immediately retaliate: "I'll pay 70,000! You damn Kunkun, get out of here!" "Are you looking for death if you get close to a tank?!" "Hey, Kun Kun is angry. If you have the ability, let your group of dead soldiers, who are you called... Cancer Kun, come and beat me?" "You..." Han Sheng smiled when he saw this. The more powerful they rob, the greater the reputation of Mr. Xiao will be. He can even reach a monopoly and influence the Jialie family, which will achieve his goal in disguise. Jialebi and Opapa, of course, knew what Xiao Zhan was thinking, but they couldn't stop it at all, especially Jalebbi, whose face was gloomy and scary, and finally he snorted and left. So now the focus of the audience is on the near tank and rookie Kun! "That's enough, I'll give you 100,000!" As soon as this sound came out, the whole place was silent for a moment, and the eyes were focused on the middle-aged man who was gradually standing up. Even Tan Tan and Rookie Kun had dark expressions and sat down slowly. Qiao Biluo looked happy and asked hurriedly: "I wonder who this...

Qiao Biluo looked happy and asked hurriedly: "I wonder what this person's name is..." The middle-aged man laughed and said expectantly: "I'm the one who always gives you rewards. My name is Efu, and my courtesy name is Bangyi!" Qiao Biluo said with a charming look on his face: "It turns out to be brother Bang Yi!" "Yes, it's me..." ......... The auction ended here. Han Sheng walked out of the theater and turned around to take a deep look. He still felt that something was wrong... ...

I saw it from the comment section of Q. To be honest, I don't recommend this novel to have a harem, because it's not interesting and interesting, and I don't want people in the harem to raise their hands.

The author's writing is quite interesting.

Don't ask why, if you ask, I'll kill you.

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I used to be aloof, but now I'm a licker.

Is the update slow?