Found an Empress

I'm going to have surgery tomorrow. I'm trying my best to put it off, but due to the recent climate, I have to go for a connective tissue group incision surgery on my head. Wish me good luck. This may be the last comment, a stranger, I hope to give me a like to prove that I have been here.

Dusk, street, canteen. People, men, two men, one old and one young, standing across the counter. "It's you?" "It's me." "You're here." "I'm here." "You shouldn't have come." "I'm already here." "You're here after all." "I'm here after all." Silence, a long silence. The two people, who looked like clay and wood sculptures, were facing each other, but the setting sun was getting more and more slanting. "What are you doing here?" The old man finally broke the silence. "Make soy sauce." He said it crisply, word by word, without any hesitation. The old man pondered for a while and then said slowly: "How much does it cost per pound?" "One piece." Still crisp and clear, without any hesitation. The man's expression changed, and he said: "You know I never sell soy sauce here for one yuan per catty." "I only want soy sauce for one yuan per catty." "Are you serious?" "Seriously!" The soy sauce seller stared at the man in front of him. He was very young, but no one would forget his eyes. They were as quiet as night and as deep as the sea. He knew that the young man in front of him was definitely an ordinary person, but he also knew that he would never sell soy sauce for one dollar a pound. The surroundings were still so quiet, as quiet as death. The sunset was gradually setting. He looked at the sunset in the distance and felt unspeakable fear. He smiled bitterly and said: "Do you have to buy it for one yuan a pound?" "Of course!" "What if I don't sell it to you?" "You can try it!" Silence, as silent as death. After a long while, he looked up at the young man and gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll sell you a pound of soy sauce for one dollar, but don't mention it to outsiders!" He took the soy sauce bottle and one dollar from the young man's hand. The bottle is cold, just like the heart of an old man; the coins are slightly hot, just like the palm of a young man's hand. After a while, the boy took the soy sauce bottle he handed back, turned around and walked towards the door. He won this battle, completely. A trace of pride flashed across the young man's face. But the soy sauce seller stopped him from behind: "Do you think you can really beat me?" The young man's body shook slightly and his steps stopped. "Obviously, I've got soy sauce at such a low price." "Not bad." "Then I've beaten you." "It's a pity that you missed a little bit." The young man suddenly turned around, the muscles on his face twitched slightly. He seemed to realize something, but it was already too late. The soy sauce seller only smiled softly and said: "My soy sauce is originally sold for 80 cents per catty." ------------------The first time I saw it, I was very serious, but the ending was so silly.

I have been practicing for more than ten thousand years. From a novice Qi practitioner to a Mahayana master today, I have experienced countless dangers!

I just received a call from a scammer: "We are a certain bank. We just checked and found that your bank card spent US$280,000 overseas yesterday. Did you spend it yourself?" I said: "I spent it myself." The scammer was silent for 5 seconds and then said: "You are really bragging. It messed up my train of thought."

Emmm Why do I, a single aristocrat, read this book and eat dog food the day before Valentine's Day?

Is that the legendary lolita with breasts?

Lin Bei completed 99 tasks in ten years, and the difficulty of the tasks increased step by step, and the 100th task was to help the usurped Empress of Qin regain the country. It should take a while by visual inspection. Come on, little brother ＾0＾~

Are you Naihe Xiaowangchuan's trumpet?

According to the author's opinion, the door to this new world is definitely not the way home, it should be the foreign land Bai Yu talks about. I bet 50 cents on book coins that Lin Yu's virginity is still there and must have been taken away by Xiaobai (by the way, the boss book is also Xiaobai)

What should I do if I encounter a "Three No System" during time travel? Lin Bei accidentally traveled through time and was accidentally bound to a system that had no origin, no punishment, and no consciousness. It only issued tasks all day long. It seemed that he was quite speechless.