I Just Want to Practice Horizontally

I Just Want to Practice Horizontally

by Old Dirty Doctor

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1.2Mwords345chapters
Latest:
Ch. 345新书!!!
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8.8QD Score

About This Novel

New book: From funeral lord to taboo tycoon I woke up from my dream and opened my eyes to see hell! Either horizontally or vertically, if you don't accept it, do it! This is a weird story about a guy with a flat head and a muscular tyrant who defeats all monsters.

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Nanzhu Wangyou76mo ago

Don't be a eunuch. Ask for support

Monthly pass, recommended. Everyone voted, don't be a eunuch

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Bai Wuhen78mo ago

Make complaints

It's weird when it's good, a warrior is a warrior, sometimes it's a god, sometimes it's an immortal, sometimes it's like a small world. It's good that you have the writing skills, but now it's a mess, and it feels like it takes a while to explain all the things, but it hasn't been explained clearly yet, and it feels very messy. Now I'm totally jumping through the motions, and there's no way I can continue reading.

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Nanshan Undefeated Goose75mo ago

The world's shortest novel

____ The last man on earth was sitting on the sofa smoking a cigarette, staring unfocused at the TV with no signal and a "snowflake" playing on it. There were cigarette butts and beer bottles all over the room. Apart from the "rustling" sound of the TV, there was only the sound of long breathing in the room. It was so quiet that suddenly - the doorbell rang... (Use your imagination and continue this story in a sentence of no more than 15 words on each floor starting from the first floor) ●I'll come first: He walked to the door gently and opened it tremblingly...

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Drizzle Outside the Eaves79mo ago

Please **: Born as a human being, remember to be a human being!

The reason why gods and gods are gods only exist because we exaggerate and fantasize about them. In fact, we are the creators and it is ridiculous that we believe in them. If you don't like my personal opinion, don't comment. With her head in the sky and her feet on the ground, she stands on her head. May you be away for half your life and still a young man when you return

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Weihan Old Wine77mo ago

Great, it matches my style (~O~)

I really like your way of writing, it's so refreshing ^O^/.

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Xiyan~51mo ago

The writing is very good. I don't know what other people think about it, but I quite like this kind of big couple. The writing is not as bad as the comments section said, and the story line is not messy. I guess I have read too many cool articles and suddenly I am not used to reading with brains. And doesn't the author explain it at the end of each chapter? Chapter 1 What is so difficult to understand about Qinghe Village? Isn't it about the protagonist suddenly appearing and breaking other people's plans? This book is written in a very old-fashioned way, with the protagonist exploring endless mysteries and breaking the chessboard. However, the author does not know how to write exciting articles, so a group of people who have read too many exciting articles will not be able to understand it for a while.

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May You Be Like a Star and a King Like the Moon!25mo ago

Kill! All things are created to nourish people! Kill! Suddenly, a madman sharpens his knife at night! Kill! The emperor's star is swaying high! Kill! If there is a storm, he will turn into a dragon! Kill! The public's bones are trampled all over the streets! Kill! Earth-shaking starts from now on! If you don't care about life and death, do it if you don't accept it! I have never read a book that kills so decisively. There are only enemies and non-enemies in the eyes. All beauties are pink skulls. I don't know how many times better than some people who can't walk when they see women! The shaping of the world line is also good. The battle between immortals and martial arts, the battle for the world, the battle for seeking truth, and the villain BOSS's IQ is online, which even makes people feel desperate for a time! The protagonist Jiang Wuye started out as an ordinary person who just wanted to live, then later became a supporter of the warriors, and finally wandered around the world carrying the last flame of civilization on his back! In this process, there is fear, helplessness, despair, madness, heartbreak, sadness, and numbness! But he still didn't give up. After going through all kinds of hardships, he persisted in himself and finally transcended the heavens!

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A Bag of Tianjiao_ee66mo ago

Poison spot

I've read Chapter 96, and I don't want to read anymore. Let me tell you the reason. Others are attacking a city, and the protagonist has to save a whole city. It's no problem, but you are about to die, and you still fight desperately. If you resist, you have to fight for it wherever you live for a few days. And you are a loser. As long as you don't die, you can quickly rise to the top and save many people, instead of fighting for just a few people. Chapter 81 is also similar, going too far and fighting for strangers. I think this is a matter of three views, so I can't read it anymore, but the writing is not bad and the writing style is good. You can take a look at it.

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The One in Causeway Bay No Longer Works.72mo ago

I was really confused after reading this novel (personal opinion, thank you)

I have read dozens of chapters, but I still can't fully understand the world of the protagonist. The background of the world has not been explained clearly from the beginning. I can only find a few clues from each chapter. Brother, this is a novel. Do you think I am playing a big brain puzzle with you? There is no order at all. The training system is also a blur, that is, there are small climaxes from time to time in the middle, and I understand the meaning of the protagonist's aura. Otherwise, I guess no one will stick to it until the end. I will summarize it at the end. You wrote the climax. It's just a resonance. Because everyone who reads novels has the gene for violence in their brains. When the protagonist uses violence, he only infects the readers. (For personal reference only. If you don't like it, don't spray)

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Nanshan Undefeated Goose75mo ago

Don't beat the mandarin ducks (*¯ㅿ¯*;)

I rather hope that the author can let the protagonist and the Four Nine Gods in the desert express their feelings to each other. Both parties should have a good impression, especially the woman. The author asks the protagonist to accept it and support one of the Crystal Palaces! At worst, we can wait until the protagonist has the strength to lift the table before we officially get together. With the protagonist's training speed, it will definitely not take long!

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