This Team Rocket Minion's Magikarp is so Cruel

This Team Rocket Minion's Magikarp is so Cruel

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[The Most Realistic Elf Story of 2020] "I heard that a Magikarp challenged the three divine beasts?" "Yes, I was watching at the time, and the three divine beasts each said a word." "What words?" Rayquaza: Once I fire the 'Destructive Death Light', you won't even have ashes left. Groudon: 'Cliff Sword' warning! Kyogre: You fight first, I'll take a nap. "Then what?" "Then Magikarp used Water Splash Leap, and Rayquaza, Groudon, and Kyogre's HPs were cleared!" "..." Ps: Those who haven't read Pokemon can also read it without difficulty.

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书友2023020729763170mo ago

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Can the author add a Gardevoir to the protagonist's team?

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Octopus58mo ago

Everyone is the Carp King~

I saw a picture while surfing the Internet and thought it was quite interesting. I wanted to share it with everyone and take a look. The following is Feizhai's own interpretation, and everyone is welcome to add: Sleep status: Nighthawk, likes to stay up late Temperament: Fiery Monkey, easily angry over trivial things, very hot-tempered. Economy: Yukila, lives by eating dirt. Emotion: The meow from Team Rocket has sacrificed a lot, but can't get enough love. Health: The Ninja in Shell, as we all know, has only 1 drop of blood, hovering on the edge of death. IQ: Wearing a bear, it will hug the trainer to show closeness, but it may lose control and crush the trainer's spine, which is a bit silly. Mental condition: ecstasy, staying in dark caves for long periods of time, and being alone. Memory condition: Slowpoke, the Slowpoke in the Galar region will suddenly become sharp when something happens, but soon become dull again. This is because a great idea appears in the mind, but it is completely forgotten in the blink of an eye. Understanding ability: Kodakya, although his brain still has a lot of potential, he doesn't know how to use it, so he has headaches with many problems and looks dull. Weight: Kaguya Tiehuo, 999.9KG, very, very, very heavy. Social: Darkrai, in order to protect himself, will give nightmares to the people and Pokémon around him. But it is not malicious in itself (old society is afraid). Motivation: King of leave requests, motivation? What is that? Appetite: Morubek carries the seeds of tree fruits with him at all times and eats them wherever he goes. Interpersonal relationships: Telephone has the habit of being strongly attracted to fast-moving objects, so it will chase humans or other Pokémon everywhere. (Always passive in interactions and accustomed to following others) Work: Duduli, one head and three heads are big when working. It is said that when sleeping, one of the heads will always be awake. (It's true that social animals have to worry about work even when they sleep) Facial Expression: Sure enough, although it is a Pokémon that can endure only when its tail is attacked, it cannot tolerate attacks on its tail and will look for opportunities to die with its opponent. (Honest people, as long as the bottom line is not touched, they will choose to endure it and get over it.) Sexual orientation: Flash mother's strange power, various strange sexual fetishes... Comprehensive ability: King Carp, a salted fish. Skill: Unknown Totem, only has one skill: 'Awakening Power'. Appearance: Miss Mi Lip, she understands everything (Nidoking: I don't accept it!) Classmate/Colleague: The Greedy Chinchilla. The prototype of the Greedy Chinchilla is the gray squirrel. Its greedy eating habits come from the gray squirrel's foraging ability. Gray squirrels are an invasive species in Britain and Ireland, threatening native squirrel populations by raiding food. (There is no ultimate volume, only more volume!) Expression: Shawarang, it has no mouth. Movement: Hu Hu, the physical strength racial value is 20, the attack and special attack racial values ​​are both 10, and the speed racial value is only 5. (Written as 'Hu Hu', pronounced as 'Feizhai'.) Mentality: A naughty bomb that will explode upon slight stimulation!

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Confused63mo ago

How to make Carp King Sashimi

In the new year, everyone is full of energy and good health! Below I will show you how to make Magikarp's signature dish, "Kakarp Sashimi"! As we all know, there are many bones in the body of Magikarp, so we first remove the fish scales to greatly reduce the physical defense of Magikarp, then cut open the head, and then directly fan the Magikarp's body horizontally. Because the Magikarp's bones are relatively neat, we can directly pick out the spines. Although Magikarp doesn't have much meat, but the size is there, it is enough for a meal! Then cut the fish neatly into several pieces, wrap it in plastic wrap and put it in the refrigerator. After freezing, peel off the skin, put ice cubes in a deep plate and cover it with plastic wrap, and spread the washed perilla leaves on the ice. Arrange carp slices on the perilla leaves, decorate with some shredded perilla leaves in the middle, cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate for ten minutes. During this time, we can prepare the condiments: use light soy sauce, vinegar, white sugar, and boiled water to make a juice. Add mustard sauce according to personal taste and mix well. After three to five minutes, you can take out the sashimi and eat it. It tastes better when wrapped in perilla leaves. Arrange the fish head in front and fish tail in the back, and put a slice of lemon in the lower right corner. Just like that, the Magikarp sashimi is complete! Have you lost your ability to learn mud?

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Octopus67mo ago

Shangguan Xiyao

The first picture is the fox mask and braided hair of the spirit fox identity The rest is just the everyday twintails

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Octopus61mo ago

The image of passersby is now online

Passers-by (this brings us to ten words)

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The Whale Falls and the Mountain Mourns72mo ago

Come on, write well. This book has great potential and can become a masterpiece, similar to the Pet King. As long as this book is not too censorship, even a novice can write an above-average book. Come on! Sleep more and don't stay up late, so that you can have stable update efficiency.

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Octopus65mo ago

Pikachu comic

Please pay attention to the Pikachu comic that has been transported~

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Confused68mo ago

Come on, author

This book is one of the most realistic elf texts I have ever read.

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起风行56mo ago

What a pity.

A good book is gone like this555

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Octopus65mo ago

Meng Qingfeng

Meng Qingfeng's character picture is online, please check it~

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