
I Won't Fall in Love with Zhuma
by Mysterious T
About This Novel
Everyone in school said that Lu Ci had a bad temper, a sharp tongue, and top grades. He was a delinquent boy who was both handsome and excellent. He had been guarding his cabbage for more than ten years, but one day he was suddenly raped by a pig, and he wanted to die. Seeing Xiao Baicai falling in love, he made up his mind to get Xiao Baicai into his pocket as soon as possible. However... Xiao Baicai: "Even if I jump from the 18th floor, even if I am single for the rest of my life, I will not be with Lu Ci!" Lu Ci looked at the hand that Xiao Baicai took the initiative to hold, raised his eyebrows and chuckled: "Oh... So I am the person you want to be with even if you jump off the building, even if you are single for the rest of your life." "I will not be with a bamboo horse!" This is the story of a domineering bamboo horse wolf and a little white rabbit ~ childhood sweethearts - slightly sadistic + sweet
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I watched my writing scores getting lower week by week. To be honest, I was hit hard. When I saw those who only gave me two or three stars, I felt even more sad! ! Although I'm on the shelves, I can't sign a contract and not be on the shelves, right? I also want to have a meal! I have been working hard to write good articles from the beginning, and I also want to be liked by many people like other authors. I have a bit of a glass heart. Of course I am happy when I see you supporting me, and I code very diligently. Of course, when I see negative comments, it hits me hard, but I won't give up! I hope the little cuties, if you really like it, can give me a five-star review? Of course, you are free to rate as many stars as you like, but in my heart I still hope that the more stars the better. One star, two stars and three stars, this is really a great rating! ! I know that my writing skills are not good, and my novel conception is not good either, but I really hope that I won't say "very good, very beautiful" in the comments, and then the accompanying rating is one star, two stars and three stars, which is very shocking, okay? ? ? [I refuse nonsensical ratings! ! ! ! ❌Point: I don't care about anything else. If it's just because of an irrelevant character, you rate it 1 star and then reject my entire work. I strongly disagree with this! For example, today (August 10th) I saw a comment from someone who said that because the heroine's mother forced the heroine to get close to the hero, she felt disgusted, and the heroine's mother was confused, so she gave me a one-star rating! ! This is a nonsensical rating! If my work is really not good, then I have nothing to say, but if you rate me like that just because of a role, then don't let me see you again! ! I hate such malicious ratings! ! You said that the heroine's mother is mentally ill, so can I indirectly think that you think I am mentally ill? ? ? After all, this is the character that came out of my hands! I can't do everything perfectly. If I were perfect, would I still be human? Just like the protagonists in novels, they all have their own personalities, hobbies, strengths and weaknesses, and the same is true in reality, they are perfect! I believe other authors don't want to see such malicious low ratings! If the writing is really not to your liking, you can just remove the bookshelf without having to show your presence in front of me! I hate looking for trouble! If I don't do a good job, I accept criticism, but I won't accept such gratuitous ratings! ++ ++ I can't be sure of the current update time. The only thing I can be sure of is that there will be at least four updates a day. Recommend votes, comments, messages, whatever you want. The glass-hearted author is here and doesn't want to see any malicious ratings or comments! Ah, by the way, sometimes I can't see it because there are too many book reviews, but if you have any questions, I will try my best to reply! Please continue reading below: [The most important points]: 1. Don't quarrel in the book review area! ! No quarrels allowed! ! No quarrels allowed! ! No arguing! ! No arguing! ! Did you hear that? ? Harmony comes first! ! 2. Some things in the article are mainly for praise and fun. Names of places, people, and so on in real life should not be truly substituted for reality, because they are fictitious. Have fun reading a book, don't make yourself unhappy. 3. Any advertisement is prohibited, and it is prohibited to promote anyone's books, TV series, etc., As well as celebrities, etc. It is advertising anyway, all of them are prohibited! ! No publicity from anyone! ! Don't compare my work with anyone else's! Don't compare yourself to any author (no matter who they are)! ! Don't invite bad guys, understand? ? 4. Although there is freedom of speech, please be sure to control it carefully! ! Do you understand, huh? Nonsense remarks are prohibited! ! ❌ 5. I'm a bit verbose, don't take it personally. You are welcome to complain at will, as long as it is not the above, it doesn't matter what you say, harmony is the main thing! ! This fan is a pacifist, so you can't argue! 6. I heard that many people like this book, oh my, I like you too, so we must work together to maintain the harmony of the book review area, do you understand? Um? (^V^) 7. If you have seen this book review, please leave a sonar below if you know it~ It doesn't matter if you don't, as long as you read it. Chirmi~❤
Confess to the cute little author
Good works are meant for normal people to read. Just because you can't understand it doesn't mean the book isn't good. It can only mean that your literary appreciation ability is still stuck at the multiplication table in elementary school. If you really like this book, then just calm down and read it. Every character structure and style in the novel is the author's hard work, and they all leave a more or less portrayal of the author's true appearance. Reading with your eyeballs is not your nostrils. If you think something is wrong, could you please point it out? Is it because the male protagonist's mother is female that I give this book one star? I feel like malicious troublemakers like the one above came out of nowhere. I wonder if these people felt a beam of light from the bottom of the well shining directly on you when they commented. Again, if you don't want to read it, you don't have to read it. If there is really something wrong, I believe the author will correct it, but those who are causing trouble for no reason and whose biological age and sentence making skills cannot keep up with this book should open the web page and search for the novel version of Seven Calabash Babies, and first learn how the Calabash Babies save their grandfather one by one, okay? I'm just a passerby. I've been reading this book for a long time. I didn't want to say so much, but when I saw many people criticizing the author, my temper suddenly rose. Come to me if you have anything to do, and sleep with me if you have nothing to do.
[Little cute exclusive check-in building]
Is there anything touching in this article? Is it written in your heart? I examine myself three times a day: do I check in, comment, or vote? Okay, I won't say anything docile anymore. In my heart, Lu Ci is a very thoughtful, possessive, paranoid, and capable person. But when he encounters something related to Su Fan, he will be in a hurry, panic, and get confused. He is an emotionally awkward big boy. I'll just call him Badass Lu for now. Bad guy Lu actually hid a lot of love letters, and the thick diary was all about Su Fan. Gee, what kind of guy can you be if you hide a diary? (≧▽≦)/~La La La OK, please check in downstairs!
Chapter 154: Make Up
Lu Ci lifted up some strands of Su Fan's hair with his other hand, raised the corners of his lips and looked at her with lowered eyes. Su Fan was so distracted by Lu Ci's eyes that he heard his low laughter, with a frivolous smile in his eyes, and said playfully: "Since I disturbed your sleep, shall I make up for it with a good morning kiss?" After Su Fan heard what he said, his heart skipped a beat, and his face quickly became hot again. She looked at the person in front of her, pulled the quilt aside to cover her head, and a muffled voice came out from the quilt: "Get out of here! Fuck your good morning kiss!" "Where to go? Your place?" He raised his eyebrows and said, "Okay!" He was very happy, 100% happy. Su Fan was shocked. He opened the quilt and revealed his red cheeks. He glared at him angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about!" Did she say such a thing? He is really full of nonsense, what a bastard! Why hadn't she discovered that Lu Ci was such a person before? ! Sometimes in the past, she actually felt that his smile was a bit refreshing, but it turned out that it was all fake! Su Fan regretfully thought to himself: I am really going crazy. There is always a kind of little white rabbit that enters the wolf's den and throws itself into a trap. However, this is the fact. Su Fan is just that little white rabbit. Lu Ci's smile became even more obvious. Seeing her cute behavior, he simply lay down next to her, then reached out and hugged her and the quilt together. He held her waist with his hands and felt that her body was very stiff. So he patted her back, looked at her wide eyes, and said in a soft voice: "I wouldn't do this to anyone except you." Su Fan snorted, blushed and said disgustedly: "It's so disgusting, don't you think you're very greasy?" Hearing this, the greasy person's expression was a little subtle. He touched his nose and said with some embarrassment: "What's greasy? I'm telling the truth." Su Fan seemed to dislike him saying such things. Don't girls like it when boys say such things? Besides, he was just telling the truth. "What a ghost!" Su Fan buried his face in the quilt and said in a muffled voice: "Don't you have any self-awareness?" She didn't want to look at his extremely handsome face. Even if he was so good-looking, he still said such seductive words, which made her feel uneasy all the time. I really can't figure out whether he is pretending to be crazy or if he really has no self-awareness at all. If he was pretending to be crazy and acting stupid, I think he did it on purpose. Let's say he has no self-awareness, but he used to praise his face all the time and talk about how handsome he is every day. He never said a word of nonsense before, but she saw it today. She always had a vague feeling that he was a little unclear, so now she couldn't figure out what kind of person Lu Ci was, and she just felt that the thoughts in her head were a mess. She didn't hear what Lu Ci just said. As soon as she raised her head from the quilt, something cool and soft covered her lips. Su Fan was completely unprepared. She stared at the person in front of her with wide eyes. Su Fan reached out to push him, but was caught by his hand, and then intertwined their fingers. Looking at her face that was red from holding her breath, he smiled mischievously. "Idiot Su Fan, do you want to suffocate yourself to death?" The most embarrassing thing is this.
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I'm a fan, maybe I won't read this book for a long time. Although I am very reluctant to part with it, I have to say that this year is very critical for me. I must devote all my energy to studying. I definitely won't touch my phone anymore, so I won't be able to eat Jiang Ci and Afan's dog food. I really want to continue reading, but I can't bear to let it go. I have been clocking in for so many days in a row and I can't hold on anymore. Finally, I hope Ah Mi will become happier and happier, and that the lives of Jiang Ci and Ah Fan will be paid attention to by more and more people. You must work hard!
I really like the love of childhood sweethearts
Check in today
Check in duck, check in Although it is on the shelves, I will continue to support it Come on
Let me ask weakly, is it cruel?
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Official(95)Scraped 24d ago
[About the messy rules and complaints]: Please be sure to click on it!
I watched my writing scores getting lower week by week. To be honest, I was hit hard. When I saw those who only gave me two or three stars, I felt even more sad! ! Although I'm on the shelves, I can't sign a contract and not be on the shelves, right? I also want to have a meal! I have been working hard to write good articles from the beginning, and I also want to be liked by many people like other authors. I have a bit of a glass heart. Of course I am happy when I see you supporting me, and I code very diligently. Of course, when I see negative comments, it hits me hard, but I won't give up! I hope the little cuties, if you really like it, can give me a five-star review? Of course, you are free to rate as many stars as you like, but in my heart I still hope that the more stars the better. One star, two stars and three stars, this is really a great rating! ! I know that my writing skills are not good, and my novel conception is not good either, but I really hope that I won't say "very good, very beautiful" in the comments, and then the accompanying rating is one star, two stars and three stars, which is very shocking, okay? ? ? [I refuse nonsensical ratings! ! ! ! ❌Point: I don't care about anything else. If it's just because of an irrelevant character, you rate it 1 star and then reject my entire work. I strongly disagree with this! For example, today (August 10th) I saw a comment from someone who said that because the heroine's mother forced the heroine to get close to the hero, she felt disgusted, and the heroine's mother was confused, so she gave me a one-star rating! ! This is a nonsensical rating! If my work is really not good, then I have nothing to say, but if you rate me like that just because of a role, then don't let me see you again! ! I hate such malicious ratings! ! You said that the heroine's mother is mentally ill, so can I indirectly think that you think I am mentally ill? ? ? After all, this is the character that came out of my hands! I can't do everything perfectly. If I were perfect, would I still be human? Just like the protagonists in novels, they all have their own personalities, hobbies, strengths and weaknesses, and the same is true in reality, they are perfect! I believe other authors don't want to see such malicious low ratings! If the writing is really not to your liking, you can just remove the bookshelf without having to show your presence in front of me! I hate looking for trouble! If I don't do a good job, I accept criticism, but I won't accept such gratuitous ratings! ++ ++ I can't be sure of the current update time. The only thing I can be sure of is that there will be at least four updates a day. Recommend votes, comments, messages, whatever you want. The glass-hearted author is here and doesn't want to see any malicious ratings or comments! Ah, by the way, sometimes I can't see it because there are too many book reviews, but if you have any questions, I will try my best to reply! Please continue reading below: [The most important points]: 1. Don't quarrel in the book review area! ! No quarrels allowed! ! No quarrels allowed! ! No arguing! ! No arguing! ! Did you hear that? ? Harmony comes first! ! 2. Some things in the article are mainly for praise and fun. Names of places, people, and so on in real life should not be truly substituted for reality, because they are fictitious. Have fun reading a book, don't make yourself unhappy. 3. Any advertisement is prohibited, and it is prohibited to promote anyone's books, TV series, etc., As well as celebrities, etc. It is advertising anyway, all of them are prohibited! ! No publicity from anyone! ! Don't compare my work with anyone else's! Don't compare yourself to any author (no matter who they are)! ! Don't invite bad guys, understand? ? 4. Although there is freedom of speech, please be sure to control it carefully! ! Do you understand, huh? Nonsense remarks are prohibited! ! ❌ 5. I'm a bit verbose, don't take it personally. You are welcome to complain at will, as long as it is not the above, it doesn't matter what you say, harmony is the main thing! ! This fan is a pacifist, so you can't argue! 6. I heard that many people like this book, oh my, I like you too, so we must work together to maintain the harmony of the book review area, do you understand? Um? (^V^) 7. If you have seen this book review, please leave a sonar below if you know it~ It doesn't matter if you don't, as long as you read it. Chirmi~❤
Confess to the cute little author
Good works are meant for normal people to read. Just because you can't understand it doesn't mean the book isn't good. It can only mean that your literary appreciation ability is still stuck at the multiplication table in elementary school. If you really like this book, then just calm down and read it. Every character structure and style in the novel is the author's hard work, and they all leave a more or less portrayal of the author's true appearance. Reading with your eyeballs is not your nostrils. If you think something is wrong, could you please point it out? Is it because the male protagonist's mother is female that I give this book one star? I feel like malicious troublemakers like the one above came out of nowhere. I wonder if these people felt a beam of light from the bottom of the well shining directly on you when they commented. Again, if you don't want to read it, you don't have to read it. If there is really something wrong, I believe the author will correct it, but those who are causing trouble for no reason and whose biological age and sentence making skills cannot keep up with this book should open the web page and search for the novel version of Seven Calabash Babies, and first learn how the Calabash Babies save their grandfather one by one, okay? I'm just a passerby. I've been reading this book for a long time. I didn't want to say so much, but when I saw many people criticizing the author, my temper suddenly rose. Come to me if you have anything to do, and sleep with me if you have nothing to do.
[Little cute exclusive check-in building]
Is there anything touching in this article? Is it written in your heart? I examine myself three times a day: do I check in, comment, or vote? Okay, I won't say anything docile anymore. In my heart, Lu Ci is a very thoughtful, possessive, paranoid, and capable person. But when he encounters something related to Su Fan, he will be in a hurry, panic, and get confused. He is an emotionally awkward big boy. I'll just call him Badass Lu for now. Bad guy Lu actually hid a lot of love letters, and the thick diary was all about Su Fan. Gee, what kind of guy can you be if you hide a diary? (≧▽≦)/~La La La OK, please check in downstairs!
Chapter 154: Make Up
Lu Ci lifted up some strands of Su Fan's hair with his other hand, raised the corners of his lips and looked at her with lowered eyes. Su Fan was so distracted by Lu Ci's eyes that he heard his low laughter, with a frivolous smile in his eyes, and said playfully: "Since I disturbed your sleep, shall I make up for it with a good morning kiss?" After Su Fan heard what he said, his heart skipped a beat, and his face quickly became hot again. She looked at the person in front of her, pulled the quilt aside to cover her head, and a muffled voice came out from the quilt: "Get out of here! Fuck your good morning kiss!" "Where to go? Your place?" He raised his eyebrows and said, "Okay!" He was very happy, 100% happy. Su Fan was shocked. He opened the quilt and revealed his red cheeks. He glared at him angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about!" Did she say such a thing? He is really full of nonsense, what a bastard! Why hadn't she discovered that Lu Ci was such a person before? ! Sometimes in the past, she actually felt that his smile was a bit refreshing, but it turned out that it was all fake! Su Fan regretfully thought to himself: I am really going crazy. There is always a kind of little white rabbit that enters the wolf's den and throws itself into a trap. However, this is the fact. Su Fan is just that little white rabbit. Lu Ci's smile became even more obvious. Seeing her cute behavior, he simply lay down next to her, then reached out and hugged her and the quilt together. He held her waist with his hands and felt that her body was very stiff. So he patted her back, looked at her wide eyes, and said in a soft voice: "I wouldn't do this to anyone except you." Su Fan snorted, blushed and said disgustedly: "It's so disgusting, don't you think you're very greasy?" Hearing this, the greasy person's expression was a little subtle. He touched his nose and said with some embarrassment: "What's greasy? I'm telling the truth." Su Fan seemed to dislike him saying such things. Don't girls like it when boys say such things? Besides, he was just telling the truth. "What a ghost!" Su Fan buried his face in the quilt and said in a muffled voice: "Don't you have any self-awareness?" She didn't want to look at his extremely handsome face. Even if he was so good-looking, he still said such seductive words, which made her feel uneasy all the time. I really can't figure out whether he is pretending to be crazy or if he really has no self-awareness at all. If he was pretending to be crazy and acting stupid, I think he did it on purpose. Let's say he has no self-awareness, but he used to praise his face all the time and talk about how handsome he is every day. He never said a word of nonsense before, but she saw it today. She always had a vague feeling that he was a little unclear, so now she couldn't figure out what kind of person Lu Ci was, and she just felt that the thoughts in her head were a mess. She didn't hear what Lu Ci just said. As soon as she raised her head from the quilt, something cool and soft covered her lips. Su Fan was completely unprepared. She stared at the person in front of her with wide eyes. Su Fan reached out to push him, but was caught by his hand, and then intertwined their fingers. Looking at her face that was red from holding her breath, he smiled mischievously. "Idiot Su Fan, do you want to suffocate yourself to death?" The most embarrassing thing is this.
Take a guess
Is the author a student? How old are you?
Ask for leave
I'm a fan, maybe I won't read this book for a long time. Although I am very reluctant to part with it, I have to say that this year is very critical for me. I must devote all my energy to studying. I definitely won't touch my phone anymore, so I won't be able to eat Jiang Ci and Afan's dog food. I really want to continue reading, but I can't bear to let it go. I have been clocking in for so many days in a row and I can't hold on anymore. Finally, I hope Ah Mi will become happier and happier, and that the lives of Jiang Ci and Ah Fan will be paid attention to by more and more people. You must work hard!
I really like the love of childhood sweethearts
Check in today
Check in duck, check in Although it is on the shelves, I will continue to support it Come on
Let me ask weakly, is it cruel?
Big cheers for the author










