Wudi Loves to Cause Trouble

Today's light fades away quietly, and the bright moon comes at night, and the arc light reflected by the stars shines on the earth. The cold snowflakes fell and fell on a little girl leaning against the wall at the corner of the street. The little girl is very thin. She can be said to be skinny. Combined with her thin cheeks, she looks very pitiful and pitiful. Just then a beautiful woman stood in front of her. "Does this beautiful big sister want to buy a nuclear bomb? It's very cheap for me." The little girl said pleadingly. The woman said impatiently. "Get out! Don't touch my clothes when they're so dirty. This is my new mink coat. If it gets dirty, I won't be able to afford the compensation if I sell it to you." "What bad luck." After complaining, the woman hurriedly left here, as if she was avoiding something terrible. The little girl could only hold back her sadness and choked with sobs. "Ahem! Grandma, I miss you so much." Suddenly a hoarse coughing sound came out. "Selling nuclear bombs, selling nuclear bombs, is there any kind person who can buy a nuclear bomb? I haven't eaten in three days." Unfortunately, no one responded to her. She shut her mouth in despair and continued to wait quietly, hoping that a handsome and beautiful person would save her. But all this is false. The heavy snowfall made things worse for the little girl, bringing the already weak little girl one step closer to death. "If you can't stand it anymore, just light a nuclear bomb." The little girl who finally couldn't stand the cold was finally ready to light a nuclear bomb to let her cold body feel a little warmth. "Boom!" A huge mushroom cloud began to erupt from the small town, and the air waves swept over it, taking with it the surrounding trees and forests, and no one was spared. At the same time, everyone in the town saw the little girl's grandmother. After reading so much, I just want to say, is it not good for me to write this kind of thing? In addition, if you want to move and copy, please move my name: a smooth transaction. I hope you remember that this is 30 minutes of hard work and creativity by a desperate author.

Hey hey hey! I am coming! Come on, I'm good at resisting poison!

Once upon a time, the elephant and the rabbit were good friends. One day, the elephant and the rabbit went to the toilet together. After going to the toilet, the elephant suddenly forgot to bring toilet paper, and then asked the little white rabbit next to him: "Rabbit, are you losing fur?" "It doesn't shed hair..." The little white rabbit asked with some confusion: "Why do you ask this?" "Oh, nothing." Then the elephant wiped his butt with the little white rabbit and strode away happily. ... The next day, the elephant went to the restaurant to eat alone. After the meal, he found that there were no tissues in the restaurant. At this time, a little squirrel suddenly came next to him. The elephant started chatting with the little squirrel politely. After chatting for a long time, the elephant and the little squirrel became good friends. Then the elephant asked: "Little squirrel, are you losing your hair?" "It won't fall off..." The little squirrel asked with a confused look on his face: "Why do you ask this?" "Oh, nothing." So the elephant picked up the little squirrel and wiped his mouth. Before the elephant could leave happily, the little squirrel suddenly showed a weird smile and said to the elephant as if his plot had succeeded: "Brother, I am yesterday's little white rabbit!" So this story tells us. There will be no good consequences for using small words, so... What you wrote is really short and weak. It took me less than a minute to read it. Could it be any shorter? Hahahahahahaha (but to be honest, the writing is fine, but short...)🤡🤡🤡