My Fairy's Way of Raising a Baby

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#PrizeI am the sweetest person in the CP universe# When Poxing woke up the next morning, the bed beside him was cold, and he gasped for air if he moved even slightly. Poxing gritted his teeth and pounded the bed, saying bitterly: "You bastard! He ran pretty fast." That morning, the entire palace knew that the Imperial Master was very unhappy, and basically picked trouble with anyone he saw. This morning was also different from usual. His Majesty did not come to see the Imperial Master for lunch, nor did he come in the evening. Lord Ning Buqu Ning also did not come to the Imperial Master's Hall to eat melon seeds for several days. The Imperial Master punished a group of beautiful ladies who were displeased, and also scolded Zhaoyi, the newly promoted daughter of the Assistant Minister, saying that she had not served His Majesty well. From that day on, the Imperial Master became more and more lawless and extremely wanton, but no one in the imperial harem dared to speak out, let alone impeach him. Then the Master, as if he was ill, invited His Majesty to come to the Master's Hall every day, and tinkered with all kinds of weird medicines. It's similar to something that can make a person physically deprived, unable to move, and left to be eaten by mermaids. There are also those that cause diarrhea, headache, and itching all over the body. In those days, Mr. Ning often fell ill, and when he went to court again, his face was extremely pale. The eunuchs and maids who kept vigil outside the Imperial Master's Palace often saw their magnificent Imperial Master cursing and cursing for most of the night. They would not speak louder until the next night, and then continue to study their potions the next day.

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#PrizeI am the sweetest person in the CP universe# "Does he bother me that much?" His Majesty the Emperor, who was called out by Ning Buqu, was very worried. "Your Majesty, actually... How should I put it? Don't treat Po Xing as a man. No, I mean Po Xing. The current state is at the stage where women are duplicitous. You just click and be done with it. Don't give him face." His Majesty's suspicious expression should not be too obvious. Ning Buyi said: "Really, be braver! Po Xing is purely spoiled by you. He is not afraid of anything all day long. In fact, he is also very dependent on you. Otherwise, he would not have kicked you out, right? If you just slept with him, he really didn't do anything, he would just say it." Ning Buyi poured a glass of wine for General Li: "Your Majesty, come and drink. Think about it carefully. Really, Po Xing definitely doesn't care about you." General Li nodded thoughtfully and drank the wine Ning Buqu handed over in one gulp. That night, the maids in the Imperial Preceptor's Palace didn't know whether their Emperor had figured something out, or whether the Imperial Preceptor had a convulsion. For nearly midnight, the sounds in the Imperial Preceptor's Palace did not stop. "What are you doing here? Not going to accompany the newly promoted Zhaoyi." At first it was normal, it was still the daily routine of the Imperial Master taunting His Majesty, but then things gradually started to go wrong. "Li Jiang, what are you doing? Let go! Li Jiang! Don't pull my clothes!" Later, the voice of the Imperial Master gradually became panicked and filled with overwhelming anger. "You want... Well, General Li, who gave you the wine?" "Li Jiang!" "Ah... Fuck, you bastard! General Li, are you looking for death? Let me go!" "Grandma, you damn bastard! You'll be dead when you wake up tomorrow! Don't let me know who gave you the drink!" Ning Buqu sneezed on the way out of the palace. Later, the Master's voice became smaller and smaller, but it continued.

#PrizeI am the sweetest person in the CP universe# Noon the next day. Po Xing limped to Li Jiang's Xuanzheng Hall, walked around Li Jiang a few times, and said slowly and leisurely: "Oh, by the way, another group of beautiful girls entered the palace this morning. I personally selected them all. They are very good-looking, especially the daughter of the Assistant Minister. Remember to sprinkle the rain and dew." Li Jiang was originally very happy when he saw Po Xing coming, but after hearing these words, his face suddenly darkened. "Is this what you're talking about?" "Otherwise? What else can I say to you?" "Poxing, do you have a heart?" Po Xing took General Li's wolf-hair pen and admired it in his hand, then said carelessly: "Yes, why not? My master is devoted to the people, loves the country, the world, and beauties. You can't say that I have no heart just because I don't have you in my heart." General Li stood up and said, "Really? What you said makes sense, so I won't accompany you for lunch today. I'll go see the daughter of the Assistant Minister, sprinkle the rain and dew, and reassure the Master of the State that he is dedicated to serving the people." Po Xing waved his hand: "Please." When General Li stepped out of the palace door, he said quietly: "Poixing, that's how you are, you never care about me." Po Xing paused for a moment, then said after Li Jiang left: "I don't care what you do, I might as well care about your three thousand harem." Having said that, Ke Poxing didn't sit still all afternoon. Ning Buqu was dazzled watching Po Xing walking around. "Are you tired? Why don't you take a rest? Didn't you ask me to go? It's like this again. My dear, you are much more difficult to take care of than the ladies in this palace." "Shut up!" "Okay, okay, I'll shut up. How about I become a villain and call His Majesty back?" "Why did you call me back?" "I don't know what to do. Get rid of your jealousy. You still say it's annoying. You clearly care about it." Po Xing grabbed Ning BuQu's plate of melon seeds and said, "If you talk too much, get out!" Ning Buyi patted his butt and said: "Sure, I'll get out, I'll go find your Majesty. I have a political matter to discuss with Your Majesty. Can it be done?" Po Xing snorted: "You have political affairs with him, you shouldn't tell me." Ning Buyi responded: "Don't worry, I understand."

#PrizeI am the sweetest person in the CP universe# "Are you asleep?" It was already very late before General Li finished processing the memorial. When he arrived at the Imperial Master's Hall, Po Xing had already put on his clothes and went to bed. When Ke Lijiang came in, the person on the couch moved. "The queen came to see you today, but she said something you didn't like." General Li took off his coat rustlingly, walked lightly to Poxing's couch and sat down. "I told you that His Majesty values ​​me and wants to persuade me to serve His Majesty well." Poxing turned around, tilted his body and raised his head to look at General Li. General Li said: "Oh? Then what do you think?" "What do I think? I think for the sake of His Majesty's reputation, Your Majesty should not come to sleep in my palace so unconsciously every day. What do you think we really have if you don't know?" Li Jiang smiled and said: "I really think about it." Po Xing snorted coldly and scoffed: "Then just think about it, stop dreaming. If your Majesty really likes me, why don't you condescend and lie down on me, and I will think about it." Poixing said as he raised his hand and patted the position beside him. The tear mole at the corner of his eye was illuminated by the candlelight, adding a hint of temptation. Li Jiang was so panicked that he turned over and lay down on his back. He really couldn't understand why a grown man could look at another man in a daze. Although he was so good-looking, who could bear to be around someone who missed him so much every day. "Okay." "What?" Poixing was shocked. "I said, if you want, you can." Poixing looked at Li Jiang as if he was nervous, and after a moment he uttered two words: "I'm sick." Po Xing closed his eyes and ignored General Li. Li Jiang shook his body and said: "Take off your clothes and sleep first, otherwise you will catch a cold, and you don't cover yourself with a quilt." Poxing suddenly sat up, took off his clothes, opened the quilt and covered it, and muttered: "It's for mother-in-law and mother."

#PrizeI am the sweetest person in the CP universe# "The Queen has arrived." "Hey, let me go, why did the Queen come to you?" Ning Buqu was eating melon seeds when he was suddenly frightened. He took a gulp of water and cleaned up the melon seed skins. "You're worthless. Just come here. Why can she eat you?" Po Xing crossed his legs on the imperial concubine's couch and rolled his eyes at Ning Buqu. "Unlike you, I am protected by His Majesty and don't have to bow or kneel when I see anyone." "Is the Imperial Master here?" The queen stepped in. "What kind of wind brought the Queen here?" Poxing held the tea cup, not even bothering to raise his head. "I heard that Concubine Yun's arrival disturbed the Imperial Master yesterday, so I came here to take a look." "It doesn't matter. The Queen is kind-hearted and doesn't punish her subordinates too much. It's natural for them to be a little unbridled. But Queen, don't worry. I won't be the one who suffers. Even the Queen should advise Your Majesty. Don't always come to me if you have something. It's no wonder that I am a fortune teller. I'm not worth worrying about." Ning Buqu's eyes widened. This is the mistress openly provoking the main palace, and she is so stubborn! The queen smiled and said: "I'm afraid I can't control this. Your Majesty likes the Imperial Preceptor, so naturally he comes to visit often. Your Majesty always values the Imperial Preceptor, the Imperial Preceptor..." Po Xing looked impatient and had an arrogant expression. He raised his hand and threw away the tea cup, and said directly: "I never knew the Queen was so generous. Don't you know what General Li is thinking? How did the outside world spread that the Queen just ignored me? What's going on now, are you persuading me to climb on the dragon bed?" "I..." "Come here, see off the guests!" Poixing shouted. Only then did Ning Buqu speak out: "Why are you so angry? No matter what happens, you are still the Queen." Po Xing said: "Oh? Queen, if she doesn't work hard, I will take over, and I will return the favor to the Queen." Ning Buyi said: "Then you can go up." "I don't care about it." Ning Buqu gave two thumbs up: "You can do it! Who made His Majesty blindly fall in love with you? From now on, don't ask me to accompany you for morning exercises. It was so early in the morning, I was not awake yet, and I left after a lot of tossing by you. When I came back to you, I either met Concubine Yun or bumped into His Majesty. Last time, His Majesty looked at me as if he wanted to eat me." Poxing turned his back and lay there, ignoring people.

On the day when Dayu's palace was invaded by enemy troops, the whole palace was in flames of war, but one place was as quiet as a deserted place. The Imperial Master's Palace, which had been silent for a long time, was finally broken after a while. "You wanted me to be a pawn from the beginning, right? You had a plan to send me to Dayu early on." Poixing laughed at himself, "Yes, my destiny is to die early, how could you not figure it out? If you really thought that I was your disciple, you should have stopped me long ago, not letting me come, not letting me experience this. After all, it is just taking advantage of me." Po Xing squatted on the cold floor of the National Master's Hall on the Astrology Platform, holding a small jade jar given to him by Immortal Xingwu, his expression dull and his eyes in a trance. "It seems that I was the one who harmed him, and Dayu died because of me. Without me, he would have always been a general. His Majesty, the Emperor of Dayu Dynasty, did not have a good name until his death, and was also called a faint king. It turns out that I owe him." Po Xing suddenly rushed towards Immortal Xing Wu like crazy, and a hoarse voice came out from his throat: "Master, I beg you, please let go of Li Shi and Li Shang. Even if it means Dayu, you can spare their lives. I will... In the future, whenever you use me, I will risk my life! Please let them go..." "Should I let them go? It's too late. Bai Du went crazy and everyone was gone. Po Xing, why are you still so naive? General Li protected you too well? It's really not a good decision to leave them alive. The root of the problem needs to be eradicated." "This is the remnant soul of General Li. I'll leave you with a thought." After saying this, Immortal Xingwu left the Imperial Master's Hall. Poixing murmured: "Master, this is the last time I call you master. From now on, we will sever the relationship between master and disciple and we will owe nothing to each other." The remnant soul of spiritual consciousness is not there, even this, Xingwu Immortal has planned it. If things go wrong, this jade jar will not be a thought, but a threat to him. Immortal Xingwu paused for only a moment. When Ruoqiang Funuo arrived, the Imperial Master's Palace had already burned into ruins. Ruoqiang Funuo hurried over and rummaged for a long time, then rushed to Xingwu Immortal and roared, "Why? Why!" "You didn't tell me that it was going to be like this. Is Master's ambition so big? I don't think it's just Senior Brother, but I am also a pawn from the beginning!" "Senior brother is in love, so you gave up on him, what now? When will you give up on me?!" Ruoqiang Funuo was slapped, and his face hurt. "Master, I have always wanted to ask why I look exactly the same as when I died. Could it be that you have been doing this for so long?" Immortal Xingwu glanced down at the string of beads on her wrist. It was given to her by General Li's father as an apology gift from his immediate wife. Immortal Xingwu tore off the string of beads on his wrist, and the beads rolled to the ground. Immortal Xingwu said, "This is the end."

What is a brochure? Ksitigarbha hesitated for a long time, and finally asked: "What is the pamphlet...? Why did the Emperor of Heaven agree to you after reading the pamphlet?" His Highness the Little King of Hell curled his lips and smiled: "This is a good thing, the only one in the world, a unique copy. It records all the...'Heroic' past events of the old man, Emperor of Heaven, ever since he wore crotchless pants." Ksitigarbha was puzzled: "The heroic past? Then why should the Emperor of Heaven be afraid?" His Highness the Little King of Hell laughed evilly: "What is recorded is that the old man of the Emperor of Heaven peed on the dragon bed when he was two hundred and twenty-two years old. When he was three hundred years old and had not yet been weaned for his birthday, he was spanked by the Emperor of Heaven for molesting the little fairy. On the day of their marriage at the age of one hundred thousand years old, He was locked out of the palace by the Queen of Heaven, and was punished to kneel down to Pan Tao'er because he was drunk. Oh no, Pan Tao He'er. There are also the Twenty-Eight Constellations, the Eighteen Arhats, the Four Vajras, and other anecdotes about the amorous encounters of the immortals." His Highness the Little King of Hell: "Do you want to watch it?" Ksitigarbha: "... Don't look at it." His Highness the Little King of Hell: "You really don't want to see it?" Ksitigarbha: "Don't look." His Highness the Little King of Hell sighed slightly: "Oh, what a pity. Am I the only one who appreciates it? This is the hard work of my father for tens of thousands of years. Tsk tsk..."