You Can't Mess with My System

Goddess: I fell in love with you from the first time I saw you. The raised corners of your mouth when you smile, the sexy voice when you speak, And the firm and confident look in his eyes when he was fighting World of Warcraft deeply fascinated me. How I wish I could be by your side, hold your hand, and grow old together with you. Diaosi: Really, really? I... Goddess: This is a love letter I wrote to my senior. Please help me check if there are any typos.

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I really like the author's lighthearted and sinister novel. At least it seems to be in a good mood. The heroine will be 70 or 80 or even 6. Don't be abusive. Don't write articles like abusing pig's feet. It makes me heartbroken. In the past few times, I read a lot of novels. They are very good at the front, but all kinds of abuse at the end are annoying. That kind of author will be struck by lightning. I hope the author will keep up the good work and keep updating! ! ! ! Come on! ! ! ! Come on! ! I can only support you mentally and physically.

A Zhao Xiaoying B Zhao Lili C Yang Weiwei D Tang Shan

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Zhao Liying is married, the protagonists are all green, and the author can go home and farm.

When I was in elementary school, I was very naughty. My deskmate is a girl. She is very beautiful and looks very similar to Yang Weiwei in the book! During recess, I wanted to tease her, so I gave her a thousand-year kill. Her deskmate turned pale and fell down immediately. There was a lot of blood on her butt and legs. I was so frightened that I bought a box of band-aids, but they didn't stop the wound. I cried and begged her, please don't tell the teachers and parents, I will be responsible for helping you treat your injuries. That night, I stole ten free-range eggs from home and gave her fifty yuan. Who knew that when things got serious, it would leave sequelae and relapse every month. Every day I go to school with a snakeskin bag and collect bottles to save money. At the end of the month, her old injury relapses, so I have to give money to buy nutritional supplements. Since then, I have been left with a psychological shadow and want to pick up bottles whenever I see them. I feel dizzy when I see blood.

I spent 10 million to buy a magic mirror. I asked the magic mirror who is the most handsome in the world. The magic mirror said, my master, you are the most handsome. I smashed the magic mirror without saying a word. Which one of you who gave me a thumbs up here is not more handsome than me! ! (Witness the miracle)

O omnipotent founding spirit, follow the ancient contract, listen to my whispers, and give me the power of prophecy to cross the boundaries of time and space. I call with the contract, request with my blood, use my body as a weapon, use my soul as a contribution, borrow the language of ancient elves, chant the incantation of ancient magic, lift the seal, come out - the sword is like flowing water ten times a day!

Author boss, you are very naughty , Zhao Liying is already married, and you still... [Emot=default,52/], your operation is like flowing water, I admire you