Hosting the Show: the Start Drives Millions of Foreigners Crazy

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It's good to laugh at this kind of joke occasionally, but the author can broaden his horizons and there is no need to stick to this form. The first point is that some readers say rare characters. To be honest, the pronunciation and glyphs of characters are the basis of Chinese, but there are many of them. For example: the difference between "美" and "丽" is a very common character, but I guess not many people know it. There are also many idioms. The second point is the rhyme of ancient poetry (this thing is too difficult). For details, you can refer to Peking University's self-recruitment. There are a few interesting questions that you can learn from. You can master the skills in no time. The third point can be based on ancient texts, different meanings in ancient and modern times, multiple meanings of one word, special sentence patterns, multiple words for one meaning, special usage, and cultural common sense. The fourth point can be based on the development of Hanzi. We can introduce characters from different periods such as oracle bone inscriptions, bronze inscriptions, small seal script, and large seal script. Hanzi culture is very boring, but it is also very interesting. That's all. I hope the author likes it and book lovers like it.

What is the difference between ordinary people and normal authors and water gods? Water 1, how ordinary people write: I put the battery into the flashlight. 2. The normal author's writing: I stuffed two AA batteries into the somewhat worn flashlight. 3. How to write the Water God: Now, I have an old-fashioned flashlight in my hand. Holding it, I felt an uneasy feeling in my heart. I looked at it and found that, like other old-fashioned flashlights, it had a cover on the hip that could be opened by rotating. When I opened the lid, as I expected, I was speechless when I saw that it was empty inside. My brows furrowed tightly, and the feeling of wanting to commit suicide by throwing myself into a lake hit me from all directions. Because I was faced with a difficult choice - go downstairs and buy two batteries, or find two batteries at home. There is no trouble in life. Although it is daytime and I haven't had breakfast yet, as an old-fashioned flashlight, it does not have two AA batteries in it, which is very, very unreasonable. Has anyone heard of this kind of thing? How can I allow this to happen when no one has heard of it?? I am a human being too! I also have feelings!!!... Making a choice is really, really hard. When I went downstairs to buy batteries, I had to put on clothes and pants, I had to be careful that I forgot to bring my keys, I had to avoid speeding cars on the street, and I had to be wary of meteorites in the sky; I was speechless when I thought about this... But if I were to look for it at home, my dear friends, in this age, who else would still have AA batteries in their home? I thought about it over and over again, and was in a dilemma, and I thought about it for almost two hours. . . . Finally, I couldn't help but let out a deep sigh. Well, I can only put these two AA batteries in my pocket. These two batteries were a token of love given to me by my first girlfriend. I thought I didn't have to make such a sacrifice, but it wasn't true. Everyone was involved in the whirlpool of flashlights and batteries. Life is a life of solving problems. If you have an old-fashioned flashlight and its center of gravity is not right, just put the battery in it.

Shishi, a poet in the stone chamber, was fond of lions and vowed to eat ten lions. Shi Shi always looks at the lion in the market. At ten o'clock, ten lions are in the market. It's time for Shi Shi to be in the market. He regarded them as ten lions and relied on the power of his arrows to cause them to die. His collection contains the corpses of ten lions, suitable for the stone chamber. The stone chamber was wet, and the envoys of the clan wiped the stone chamber. After wiping the stone chamber, Shishi began to taste the food. While eating, I realized that they were ten lions, and they were actually ten stone lion corpses.

Haha, the arrival of the system is simply here to help An Yi, making the foreigner cry. I have to say that this program is really awesome, but as the host, if he follows the original version, wouldn't it lose its meaning?

As a gold medal host, An Yi's time travel has simply improved it by several levels. Those who say Xia Guo's Chinese is easy to learn probably never expected that they would face An Yi a few years later this time.

Xdm The defense is broken! ! ! My childhood sweetheart was an unreasonable girl with poor grades. She would bother me every day to copy her homework and I had to wait for her after school. In the first year of high school, she got a boyfriend and stopped bothering me. In the first semester of her senior year of high school, her mother kept asking me to take care of her, so I advised her to separate and take the college entrance examination first, and then play tricks on her boyfriend later. Originally I thought she would think I farted. But she was really not sloppy at all, every second. In the second semester of our senior year of high school, the two of us spent most of our free time studying together. She often asks me where I want to go and says she wants to go too. I laughed at her for dreaming. After my college entrance examination results came out, I went to my ideal school. She chose to re-study. During my freshman year, the relationship between the two of us gradually faded away. I didn't pay much attention to it, after all, I had a girlfriend. In my sophomore year, when I was picking up freshmen, she appeared directly in front of me and said with a joking smile, "Let's see if I'm here." I'm a little relieved that this silly girl has finally become less silly. I took her to the dormitory. Downstairs, I met my girlfriend and introduced her. Qingmei just kept praising my girlfriend weakly. I thought she was jealous that I had such a girlfriend in college, so I comforted her and said, there are many handsome guys in college, and you will also have a new love. She looked at me but didn't say anything. I felt a little embarrassed, so I helped her move her things up and left. Because we are from the same hometown, she went home with me during the National Day of her freshman year. In the car she asked me how I met my girlfriend, and I roughly told her. After listening, she seemed to have fallen asleep, with her head on my shoulder. I gradually began to feel sleepy, so I lay on the chair and prepared to go to sleep. Half asleep and half awake, I felt something sucking on my lips. I was so scared that I opened my eyes, but it was Qingmei who was crying and kissing me. I quickly pushed her away a short distance and asked her what she was doing! But she lowered her head and said nothing. The embarrassment continued until the car arrived at the rest stop. I was about to get out of the car to breathe some air and calm down, but she grabbed my hand. She was no longer silent, raised her tear-stained face to face me, and shouted in a voice that could be heard by everyone in the car: Have you given the family voice three times? (Collect, subscribe, reward)

For such a beautiful novel, if you don't write ten or twenty chapters a day, are you worthy of us?

This character description is too exaggerated, treating foreigners as if they were fools, even though I don't like foreigners either. But this would be too outrageous. If you put it this way, someone with some status will not lose their etiquette. It's really a bit brainless, but after all, it's a cool article and I can accept it.

It's enough to be happy! But the biggest drawback is that the enjoyment lasts for about 100 chapters at most, because this kind of enjoyment is low-level. If the author can let the world understand and like China through questions and answers, and finally participate in the construction of the country and society. Through the golden fingers of the system, we can achieve things that are impossible in reality (such as cultural invasion, etc.), And finally harmoniously unify thought and culture. This sense of cultural identity and accomplishment is absolutely overwhelming. Of course, this is just my suggestion. If the author thinks it's not good, just pretend I didn't say it.