Global Distortion: Eat the Black Mamba Alive at the Beginning

Come, the author, read with me I solemnly swear: starting from today, I will never update. I don't watch dramas, travel, or get sick. I will not play games, not hydrology. Strict self-discipline, cherish time like gold, perseverance, hard work, advocating first-class, striving for brilliance, taking pleasure in coding, being refined into steel, worthy of readers, worthy of youth, and worthy of the future. As an author, I solemnly swear: I firmly believe that I am an excellent author. Coding is my bounden duty, I have unlimited potential and I am not afraid of hardship! I can code words diligently. I am a keyboard in the dark, a guard on the Great Wall of Internet. I voluntarily dedicate my life to code words, day by day, and night by night.

No, what are you bragging about? Did you give me money or something? Doesn't it look awkward? How do you accept this kind of Aotianwen from fifteen or sixteen years ago?

It's a brainless novel, please don't use your brain. There are too many poisonous points, and I can no longer complain. If you read it without using your brain, you can still read it. It may be suspected of cheating on your grades.

After reading Chapter 12, I really can't stand it anymore. I've seen so many good reviews. How can you keep reading? If you have money, let's do it together. It has been awkward since the beginning of the distortion. Why is there not a process in human evolution? The first thing after awakening is "I am a super warrior, I have super armor"... Isn't this a process of slow exploration? Isn't this a name that many awakened people have decided on after a long period of exploration? And the white fox and the rat king, please, they are the result of instantaneous distortion, not the result of hundreds of years of practice! How can humans have the same communication and worldliness? There are many, many awkward places, so I won't give examples one by one. To sum up, the creativity is very good, but the writing is based on the defense! Not even as good as the Urban Crooked Dragon King!

Author, please stop being lazy, okay?

I specially opened a membership to read your book. What's your rhythm? Changed to a higher level in 8 days? No novel would dare to be written like this, right?

Alas, there is a problem with the logic of this opening. Since it is a genetic aberration, then if you knock the snake unconscious and don't absorb its genes, will the hair be useful? Like building a house for a snake and then waiting for him to transform into a dragon and burst the house? I just laughed. And the snake living in the house is not exposed to the aurora. How can it be purified? Even if it were possible, would it be possible to put a snake in a house? Would the snake and the house evolve together? What is the logic of this? As soon as they finished evolving together, the snake became one with him. It could directly read his memory and call him its owner. It was so simple.

People are stupid, I feel good watching the commentary on Douyin, a set of doomsday-themed articles. In addition, the protagonist has a unique personality and his behavior is different from most other novels. I think it would be great to write in this direction. As a result, I became a VIP member of the software, watched most of it, and jumped into the big world. OK, it's acceptable. I feel that although it affects the perception to a certain extent, and the main world is a bit inconsistent, the problem is not too big. What is this system that pops up halfway through TM? Doomsday, rebirth, half-way system? Isn't this a joke? I need a system to start the system. Then I would have run away.

I started high and started low. I thought I had just started, but I found that it was over right at the beginning. Forget about the poor writing, the creativity was pretty good, but what happened at the end, all kinds of poison,

This book is not only poisonous, but also maintained by a trumpet account. Thank you. There is only one book on the trumpet shelf. I seriously suspect that the author's trumpet account is mixed up with the studio account account.