My Wife Comes from a Thousand Years Ago

This kind of daily warmth and let nature take its course is really beautiful. Maybe it's because I've passed my age, but when I read the president's articles now, I feel it's a bit too far. Power over the world and so on There must be geniuses But I'm past the age of dreaming. This kind of plain and simple style of firewood, rice, oil and salt is really very beautiful (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

One day, two brothers were sleeping. The younger brother said to his older brother: "Brother, there are so many mosquitoes today." The older brother said: "Turn off the lights so the mosquitoes can't see us." Later, the younger brother actually turned off the lights. Suddenly a firefly flew in. The younger brother said nervously: "Brother, it's so bad. Mosquitoes came to us with lanterns..." In the fourth grade of elementary school, my classmates all saved change. One time the teacher asked us in class how much we had saved. Xiao Ming said: "I saved five yuan." Xiao Liang said: "I saved ten yuan." Finally it came to me, and I said: "I'm still ninety-nine to one hundred!" Brother: Brother, let's change the pencils! Brother: Why? Brother: My pencil is not good at all. I always make many typos. Once upon a time, there was a leak in the refrigerator at home. Little Black Rabbit's mother asked Little Black Rabbit to call the master to repair it. His father insisted on doing it himself, so Little Black Rabbit went back to his room to do his homework. After waiting for a while, I heard my father call the little black rabbit: "Little black rabbit, bring me a bottle of water from the refrigerator. I'm thirsty." The little black rabbit got up to get it, but accidentally touched the wall of the box. He suddenly felt numb and fell to the ground. At this time, I heard my mother say to my father: "I told you that the electricity is still leaking, so you must try it!!!" A bald brother once walked through a forest while playing and was attacked by a bear. The brother was knocked unconscious. Fortunately, the police arrived in time, otherwise he would have been beaten so hard that he couldn't find his way around. The police asked the bear: Why did you attack people? Xiong: "I didn't mean it. I saw his head was bald, and I thought it was the bald guy who came to chop down trees again." Once, my boss and I were on a business trip. I met an international student from Africa at the high-speed rail station and asked my boss, "How do I get to the airport?" My boss held it in for a long time, looked at me awkwardly, and said, "My English is not very good..." I was stunned at the time and said weakly, "Boss, they asked you in Chinese!" Last time I went out with my classmates, we called two taxis because there were too many people. I led the way, and they followed behind. After getting on the bus, I said to the master: "Master, there is someone following us." The master said: "Well, I understand!" "As I walked, I found that the taxi behind me was missing. I asked the master: "Where is the taxi behind me? I saw the master saying seriously: "Don't worry, get rid of it!" "I passed the entrance of a shopping mall and heard a conversation between a MM and a key maker. MM: "Can you get a key here? The one with the key said: "Okay." MM: "Then give me one." "After a few seconds of silence. The key man looked at MM and asked: "Where is the key? MM: "I have the key, why should I use it with you?" "Once I went out to play with a friend. There was a dog on the ground, but she didn't see it. She stepped on the dog's tail. The dog jumped up with a snarl. She quickly said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Suddenly he felt something was wrong and said: "Sorry, sorry." "As a result, an old man next to me said, "Oh, it doesn't understand anything you say. If it doesn't bite you, it means it forgives you!" "One day I went hunting for treasures in an antique store, and the shop owner saw that I was a good person. So, after a conversation that made me faint, he said boldly: "Look at it, they are all genuine! "I slowly turned to a pile of bronzes and suddenly saw a bronze bust of Chairman Mao. It was old-fashioned but very powerful. I held it in my hand and played with it. I discovered that under the bronze statue there was a writing: Made by Emperor Qianlong. One day, a sparrow said to a pigeon: "Do you dare to hunt eagles? "Of course I dare." After saying that, the pigeon flew away. After a while, the pigeon flew back with no feathers on its body. The sparrow asked: "What happened?" "The pigeon said: "The boy was not convinced, so I beat him with my shirt off. "My girlfriend, a preschool teacher, wore a hat into the classroom in winter and was seen by the children. At this time, a little guy said to her: Teacher, your hat is too ugly, take it off quickly. The girlfriend teased him: "Then you study hard and buy a beautiful one for the teacher in the future? The kid answered immediately without thinking: "When I make money, I will take you to Korea for plastic surgery." "I was riding an electric bike home and racing in a deserted alley. Suddenly an uncle rushed out from the opposite side and was riding very fast. They were about to collide with each other. The uncle shouted: "You are on the left! My right! "That day, we laid in the alley for a long time after loading the car... Father: "Son, how have you been learning English recently? "The son proudly said: "Super awesome~" Father: "Then let me test you." Son: "Okay, Dad" Father: "Economy" Son: "(economy) relies on farmers" Father: "Landlord" Son: "(landlord) too lazy to work" Father: "Postman" Son: "(Postman) Run away from them" Father: "Ambulance" Son: "(Ambulance) I can't be four" My cousin is quite handsome, but the most important thing is that this guy knows how to be romantic! On Valentine's Day, my cousin said to the store: "Send 8 boxes of crayfish to my girlfriend! Store owner: "Our box is pretty big. If you give it to your girlfriend, one box will be enough!" "My cousin sent eight different addresses to the store... At the entrance of the college entrance examination examination room, the security guard stopped a man: "I'm sorry, the examination has already started, please wait outside the venue! Man: "Comrade, I'm really in a hurry!" Security guard: "No matter how urgent it is, you can't go in!" The man became anxious: "I am the invigilator." It is said that Yu Gong was moving mountains every day. One day, Zhisou asked: "You are moving mountains every day. Can you finish it?" "Yu Gong: "If I can't finish the move, my son will also finish it. If my son can't finish it, my grandson will also finish it. If we keep moving it like this, we will eventually finish it. Zhisou: "Do you have a girlfriend?" "Yugong: "No more digging..." I have a friend who went to eat grilled wings last night. He took a bottle of beer and said to the waiter: "Do you believe I can lift the bottle cap with my bare hands? "The waiter shook his head and said he didn't believe it. His friend slapped the table and said, "Then why don't you pick up the bowl? "A buddy had diarrhea as soon as he ate mooncakes. That day, I was very curious, so I ate with him. I saw him take out the mooncakes, tear open the desiccant in a gorgeous way, sprinkle it on the mooncakes, bite it in one bite, and turned around and said to me: "Don't you eat mooncakes without seasonings? "My girlfriend went to weigh herself. As soon as she stood up, the scale soared to 130 pounds. My girlfriend looked at me angrily and said, "Don't touch me!" "I said: "I didn't do anything bad! Girlfriend: "Stay away from me!" " Me: "I am already far away from you." "My girlfriend looked back and yelled: "Move your shadow further away..." My brother complained to me: "When eating at other people's houses, there are people who like to eat and don't like to eat. But we can't see what you like and don't like about food. No matter what you eat, you are very full. Can you tell me what you don't like to eat? I will buy more for myself." "Brother, let me tell you this, I don't like to be jealous." The exam begins. I picked up the paper and looked at it, but I couldn't understand any of the questions! So I took the risk and picked up the textbook and rummaged through it to find the answer. The invigilator couldn't stand it any longer and said, "This student, why are you flipping through the physics book so hard for the chemistry test? "There has been no wine at home these two days, and my husband wanted to buy it. I said, "If you don't have it, don't drink it!" "After a while, the doorbell rang, and one of his colleagues came in with two bottles of wine and said, "This is a gift from a relative, but I can't drink it!" After a while, the colleague left and my husband went to send it away. I heard the colleague say to him in the hall: "These two bottles of wine cost 160 in total. I will transfer the remaining 40 to you later..." Woman: "Mom, my classmates and I went on a trip." Mom: "Male or female?" "Female: "There are both men and women. Mom: "How many people are there?" "Female: "Two people. When Xiaoqiang was taking the bus, one shoe slipped out of the bus. He immediately grabbed the other and threw it down. The people around him asked in confusion: "Why are you doing this?" Xiaoqiang replied: "One shoe is useless, but if someone picks up two, he can wear them." The person next to him seemed to understand something and nodded in agreement. Then he asked Xiaoqiang: "Then why don't you throw away your own?" "Today the whole family ate glutinous rice balls together, with five in each bowl. My mother said they represented: wealth, happiness, success, health, and longevity. My brother who was in elementary school suddenly said: It's a pity that such good things have been wasted! A woman came home angrily and shouted to her husband: "I just bought a big suitcase. I have had enough with you. I want to pack my things and go back to my mother's house!" The husband said without raising his eyes: "It's too late. Your mother is already here. She just finished arguing with your father and came over with a big suitcase!" "The female boss and I went on a business trip to the south. After we got off the plane, it was getting late, so we found a hotel and booked a double room to stay. In the middle of the night, the female boss called the front desk and said, "Hello, I live in 307, and the quilt in my room is a bit damp. "Receptionist: "Thank you for the compliment, madam, you are really discerning. This is indeed the latest model this year. "

After reading Chapter 40, the last plot touched meIt reminded me of this pictureI burst into tears instantly, if it is true If I have a time machine, I really want those lovely people to come and see the prosperous age of China. Let Premier Zhou and Chairman Mao come and see it. This is the prosperous age of New China. It's a pity that they can't see it. No, they will see it in the sky

Xu Qing said that she was very lucky. After all, she could pick up a wife after going out. Although the progress was not good at the beginning, after all, she was that girl, the first person she met in this world, and she would definitely feel dependent on her. As we got along slowly, wouldn't we have feelings for each other?

The talent show of those Xiuer authors! Vomit! ! !

That is, when we travel 1,000 years, what will happen in 1,000 years? Probably the dynasties have changed for a long time, and his former relatives are basically gone. There may be some descendants left, but they are difficult to find, so he feels isolated and helpless.

If you could only choose three, which three would you choose? /: 100% Brain development, god-level understanding, god-level learning ability, god-level danger perception, god-level vision, unlimited foresight. The future, immortality and eternity 2: God-level magical power of reincarnation {keep memory and can be reincarnated in the mother's body of your choice}, divine-level magical power with unlimited controllable devouring and evolution, divine-level magical power with unlimited clones, unlimited magical power, infinite controllable evolution 3: Can become invisible, pass through walls, immerse in soil, fly, divine teleportation, divine healing, divine telekinesis, divine spiritual blockade, and divine gene blockade at will 4: God-level disguise technique, God-level psychology, God-level Cui Mian technique, God-level hacking technology 5: The ten innate spiritual roots, the complete three thousand avenues and their origins, the gate of the Hongmeng treasure to travel through, the world tree of the chaos treasure, the Chaos Pearl, the chaos treasure, the Hongmeng Pearl, the Hongmeng treasure 6: Reply 66 and like it to get the above abilities perfectly.

When I discovered this book, it only had about forty chapters. When I first saw the introduction, I found that it was a daily series about ancient times and the present. I was immediately interested because I had never read anything like this before. I clicked on My Wife out of curiosity. The opening page really attracted me, because most of the daily articles I see now are about systems. , Sign in, reborn, or reborn and added to the system, but my wife is like this. On an ordinary summer evening, you go out for a walk and suddenly encounter heavy rain. You are drenched and you run home in embarrassment. You pick up your wife at your door and later find out that your wife is a girl from the Tang Dynasty who came thousands of years ago🐶 I laughed like crazy from the beginning of the second chapter. The coke fell to the ground and sizzled with yellow and white foam. "Zheng" and "Bullshit, misunderstanding." Although I have seen similar memes before, I couldn't bear to laugh every time I read it. Later, I accidentally saw my wife, please rest in peace, in this chapter. I plan to finish reading the book in my hand and read it again. Please be patient. The book My Wife is really in line with my daily thoughts. There is no system or pretentiousness. The book tells the story just like what happened to us every day, except for the little Hemiao who came from time-travel (woohoo). After Xu Qing met Jiang He, from the beginning "I am a good person" to the later "Don't call me a good person", Xiao He Miao went from carrying a concealed weapon with her to wearing a heavy, fat cotton coat with her hands in front of her body. I was really fed up with this steady emotional change. Although I am not a slow-warming person, I couldn't bear the amount of dog food in this book. I also love his character so much, he is cute, naive (suffering the loss of the times) and cute (Xu Qing gave me He Miao back from the dog thief). And Xu Qing fell in love with Xiao He Miao from the beginning, and I want to spend the rest of my life with Xiao He Miao. I also had a girlfriend before, and she was sincere from high school to college. If you want to live your whole life, you can't help but think about what you need to do to make her live a better life in the future, whether she will regret being with me, etc. When I read Chapter 94, I suddenly cried. I envied Xu Qing. While he deceived Xiao Hemiao, Xiao Hemiao was also willing to be deceived by him, but my girl left me first. Very envious. I hope Sister Hua can write more about the warm daily relationship between Xu Qing and Xiao Hemiao in the future, without the need for drama. "Like and love are like the scenes of several cities. They come into your eyes and tell you that I love you so much." Ordinary, yet great, and can go on forever. There is always one person who comes from the sea of ​​people. When he comes, the west wind brings rain, and you can't avoid him. When he leaves, he disturbs the four seasons and makes you sick for a long time. Although I wrote more than 800 words, most of them are nonsense. I am not a person who knows how to write. I just want to express my love for this book. I wish Sister Hua better and better, and I also hope that Sister Hua's life will be like this novel, full of love and kindness. 🐛!

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Do you guys have any other movies of this type? Just one with a single female protagonist. Don't dare to ask for too much now😂😂😂😂😂