Looking Back on a Perfect Life

As the title says, I am on the first floor

It is said that when I was born, my father cried hoarsely for a month and a half. He would never believe that I was the child who inherited his chromosomes. Later, in order to prove her innocence, the mother took her father to the hospital for a paternity test. The doctor opened the quilt and cried after just one look. He wiped his nose and said, go back, this is not your son, and it is not anyone else's. Human beings cannot give birth to such handsome children... .. A little intern nurse came over, immediately found a box of red ink pad, printed my fingerprints, and spread out her coiled hair, murmured to me: I keep my long hair for you. If I don't marry you in this life, I won't cut my long hair. I will clean the lamp and comb it in my boudoir... .. When I was 15 years old, I still didn't dare to go to school. It's not that I had never gone to kindergarten. When I was in kindergarten, I didn't dare to go after half a day. All the teachers and principals in the kindergarten went crazy. My face was swollen like a watermelon from being kissed by the little girl. The focus interview program team of CCTV came to interview me. The beautiful woman carrying the camera fainted three times. The little girl who was in charge of the transcripts failed every time. The little girl in charge of the transcripts wrote Chinese into Italian and Spanish. The United Nations earmarked funds to build me a shelter on the top of Mount Everest in the Himalayas. I enjoyed true purity, the blue sky was so close to me, and God was literally within my reach. Although I was clean, I was still extremely depressed. I stood on the top and shouted loudly: "I'm not handsome!" Suddenly, the voice of God came from the sky: "No, you lied..."

Recommended page from the eunuch's book! If it's well written, I will follow your books in the future!

How much does the dance mat weigh? Do I need to turn on the voice function?

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