Cannon Fodder Banshee Journeys to the West
by Ye Shansi
About This Novel
No CP, fine writing, laughing with tears. After traveling through time and becoming a banshee in Journey to the West, Su San felt very panicked. What, you want me to wipe Sun Wukong's butt? Are you sure I won't get my brains knocked out with a mallet? Okay, you pay and I'll do the work, we've agreed, and once the work is done, the matter that doesn't have my name on the book of life and death will be written off. ----Do you think the plot is just like this? ----The journey to the west is painful, how could I, Su San, not have some fun. Being born as a monster, you should have a thousand and one unique ways to die... Heaven is so good at reincarnation. It turns out that what I like to do most is to become a piece of loess on the journey to the west. Instead of the scorpion spirit, he was beaten to death and received the poisonous stake presented by the goblin; in place of the apricot fairy, he was dismembered by Zhu Bajie and gained special skills such as the figure of the willow tree, chess, calligraphy and painting, medical divination, lantern riddles and wine making... - Possessing special skills to rescue kind-hearted monsters and monsters - Do you think the plot ends here? ----It has been a long journey of more than ten years. In fact, my death was not that easy. As follows: That king, how good is our relationship? Stop protecting me and let these guys be beaten to death so that I can return to life and collect interest. Ouch... Accidents always come so suddenly; sometimes I don't know what to do if they happen suddenly. -Actually, these are nothing. The most painful time is----when the substitute for death fails, when the waistcoat is dropped------when all the conspiracies and tricks come to the door--------when the truth comes out and the person is unclear----My, Su Jili's life is destined to be extraordinary.
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The heroine doesn't know anything, she relies on this and that, she always falsely accuses others, she is not good at all, and she gets angry when her classmates say she is not a good senior sister. I rely on her to save face and pretend to be herself. She is really worried that she doesn't know that others are good for her. Also, you soiled other people's precious clothes and you knew you were wrong but you didn't admit it, just apologize. Why don't you blame others for bullying you first? It's so disgusting. You are irrational at all when things happen. I think he is a fool and even the heroine and the co-stars praise him. Also, he swore not to reveal the magic from the beginning. How dare you not keep your word? Tell me what kind of character this is? There is no bottom line at all, I feel like vomiting 🤮 Also, I think her worries about the twelfth junior sister are all fake. If you are really worried about her, you don't believe it with your own eyes, and you will hide it from others for your own benefit, and treat other people's worries like shit. This is the most irritating thing. "When you hear others saying that she is not a good senior sister, you think of the third senior brother slandering him. Is this called worrying about your junior sister? You should not only think about your junior sister. How miserable is it? Why did you lie to yourself and think the worst of others? Why do you want to call me a heroine? This word is not suitable for others, but it is suitable for you. It's so miserable for the third senior brother to give it to you with good intentions. You are really illuminated by the heroine's halo! Isn't it your fault that you put the blame on others first? It's not your fault, but you didn't think about it? Why don't you just blame yourself for being stupid? What's the most annoying thing about the author is that you actually wrote about how powerful she was at telling the twelfth junior sister, and in the end, she said that she didn't lie to him. God damn knows you have Lin Tianqi behind you. Are you trying to make me laugh by writing this? Please read it again when you write it. You are definitely a White Lotus heroine! ! !
I have a feeling that the heroine is a troublemaker, and she always has a sense of superiority. I said that the heroine is smart but I don't see it. I see that I think I am right. What should I do? It's just like adding a heroine to a good life.
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Come on, come on, the author must not stop updating. I encourage you to save and update your manuscript
😊Come on acridine
I finally met my soulmate , I like your books ~ I don't know if there will be more updates, hehe...
I thought Niang Xipi's book had a funny plot, but it turned out to be such a miserable, tragic book.
Why do female authors like sadomasochism plots? Isn't it good to have fun?
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The author's writing is good, but she is also a real stepmother Maybe it's because I've read too many cool articles. This abuser tortures me so much that my heart aches Just want to say something This heroine is nothing but a busybody
Pick up a monkey? Freshly unearthed monkey😂
Brother Monkey, your wife is online.
Very nice and attractive 🧲
You can read it right from the beginning of the article. It is a very good work. The plot is also very good, with exciting ups and downs. It is super beautiful
It didn't work successfully, my heart hurts~ah~
I can't explain the pain in my heart, the author loves you so much~ (Actually...)
HE ending is good
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Official(16)Scraped 20d ago
The heroine doesn't know anything, she relies on this and that, she always falsely accuses others, she is not good at all, and she gets angry when her classmates say she is not a good senior sister. I rely on her to save face and pretend to be herself. She is really worried that she doesn't know that others are good for her. Also, you soiled other people's precious clothes and you knew you were wrong but you didn't admit it, just apologize. Why don't you blame others for bullying you first? It's so disgusting. You are irrational at all when things happen. I think he is a fool and even the heroine and the co-stars praise him. Also, he swore not to reveal the magic from the beginning. How dare you not keep your word? Tell me what kind of character this is? There is no bottom line at all, I feel like vomiting 🤮 Also, I think her worries about the twelfth junior sister are all fake. If you are really worried about her, you don't believe it with your own eyes, and you will hide it from others for your own benefit, and treat other people's worries like shit. This is the most irritating thing. "When you hear others saying that she is not a good senior sister, you think of the third senior brother slandering him. Is this called worrying about your junior sister? You should not only think about your junior sister. How miserable is it? Why did you lie to yourself and think the worst of others? Why do you want to call me a heroine? This word is not suitable for others, but it is suitable for you. It's so miserable for the third senior brother to give it to you with good intentions. You are really illuminated by the heroine's halo! Isn't it your fault that you put the blame on others first? It's not your fault, but you didn't think about it? Why don't you just blame yourself for being stupid? What's the most annoying thing about the author is that you actually wrote about how powerful she was at telling the twelfth junior sister, and in the end, she said that she didn't lie to him. God damn knows you have Lin Tianqi behind you. Are you trying to make me laugh by writing this? Please read it again when you write it. You are definitely a White Lotus heroine! ! !
I have a feeling that the heroine is a troublemaker, and she always has a sense of superiority. I said that the heroine is smart but I don't see it. I see that I think I am right. What should I do? It's just like adding a heroine to a good life.
Check in, check in, check in
Come on, come on, the author must not stop updating. I encourage you to save and update your manuscript
😊Come on acridine
I finally met my soulmate , I like your books ~ I don't know if there will be more updates, hehe...
I thought Niang Xipi's book had a funny plot, but it turned out to be such a miserable, tragic book.
Why do female authors like sadomasochism plots? Isn't it good to have fun?
Make complaints
The author's writing is good, but she is also a real stepmother Maybe it's because I've read too many cool articles. This abuser tortures me so much that my heart aches Just want to say something This heroine is nothing but a busybody
Pick up a monkey? Freshly unearthed monkey😂
Brother Monkey, your wife is online.
Very nice and attractive 🧲
You can read it right from the beginning of the article. It is a very good work. The plot is also very good, with exciting ups and downs. It is super beautiful
It didn't work successfully, my heart hurts~ah~
I can't explain the pain in my heart, the author loves you so much~ (Actually...)
HE ending is good
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Self-recommendation article, no male protagonist, seedling.
The writing is very good and it was fun to watch, but it was a bit sadistic and toxic. I stayed up all night watching half of it.
The sun blinks at me and the birds sing to me. I am a little elf who works hard and is not clingy.
