
Do You Want to Wear Soup Quickly?
by Qing Yanyue
About This Novel
1v1What should I do if I have a boyfriend who is always trying to kill himself? The answer is: give him a beating. What should I do if my boyfriend is Pluto? Meng Posu Raoyue smiled and said: "I'll take the beating right away. I'll fill her with soup after the beating. He doesn't remember it anyway." What should I do if a goddess wants to hit me? Pluto said: Wherever you want to hit, I will reach out myself. Once is not enough, I will hit you several times, as long as I can abduct my wife! ! ! # Wealthy boss: Goddess, would you consider marriage? The Blackened Prime Minister: If you want to usurp the throne, should you consider handing over a sword? Little Mermaid Brother: Cats are what I am instinctively afraid of, but you are what I like... Cats. Lord Demon King: Do you like the position of Demon Queen? How about playing a master-disciple relationship? ......# Pluto thought that having been rejected tens of thousands of times, it must be difficult to pursue his wife. Later he found out that they were in love from the beginning... Group:327867763
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I still like you very much
I am willing to exchange half of my country for Chang'an for your whole life. I still like you very much, Just like the majestic Great Wall, it will last forever. May you have pink hair and light armor, Compose the myth of invincibility I still like you very much Just like the bright moon in the sky Half-step Qinglian May you hold the wine and the sword Still a young man when he returns [I once killed someone in ten steps, but I lost with a look from you] still like you very much Just like Wolong hiding in the East, the eight formations are like chess May you have a feather fan scarf For whom will the mortal world be exhausted? I don't like this world, I only like you If you leave, there will be no more Zhuge Kongming in the world.
good afternoon
Bedtime story: getting married General Xiang never imagined that such a thing as marriage would happen to him. That day, the emperor summoned him to the palace and talked a lot. Hearing his confused words, he couldn't help but asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty, I am a rough man. After hearing so many words from your Majesty, what do you want me to do?" As he spoke, he carefully looked at the emperor's face. The emperor was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly: "You are indeed a foolish boy. I want you to marry the queen of a neighboring country and make peace." Regarding why the emperor did not marry the queen, the emperor said this: "My dear, I don't know something. Recently, the queen has been very strict and the concubine is having a bad temper. I really don't have the energy, let alone the queen of a country. I can't divorce my queen." But General Xiang didn't think so. The queen and the concubine were in love with each other and had no time to talk to the emperor. However, as a courtier, he still agreed. After the marriage was granted, the Xiang Mansion was full of joy. General Xiang's parents met with the Holy One that day to express their gratitude. He was not the Emperor. They didn't know when their silly boy would have a daughter-in-law and when they would be able to have a grandson. Even if their son gets married, they are happy. But General Xiang couldn't be happy. He missed his sister again. When he was still Xiao Xiang, Lao Xiang brought back an infant child one day and told him that this will be your sister from now on, and you must protect her. He also asked about the origin of his sister, but Lao Xiang hesitated and couldn't explain clearly, but it was probably that the girl's parents were in danger, and the girl was their only weakness. When the girl's parents got a firm footing, the girl would naturally return to her parents. But the wait lasted for many years. The girl is naughty and mischievous, almost like a boy, but she is also very delicate. No matter what mistakes she makes, as long as her eyes are red, she shakes General Xiang's arm and shouts sweetly: "Brother~" General Xiang feels that he can do anything, let alone take the blame for her. The girl becomes more beautiful day by day. If the girl was as delicate as jasmine when she was young, then in her twenties and eighties, she is like a warm peony. Naturally, General Xiang knew that he and she were brother and sister, so he did not dare to go too far, so he could only secretly like the girl. However, a boy's little thoughts cannot be hidden from his parents' eyes. After experiencing some physical and ideological education, General Xiang no longer dared to overstep his bounds. The girl just thought that her brother had been beaten and started to avoid her. General Xiang was hiding and hiding, and suddenly realized that one day, he had never seen the girl again. Lao Xiang patted him on the shoulder and said meaningfully: "She and you are different. She has returned to her own place." When Lao Xiang got old, he retired and returned to his hometown. Naturally, Xiao Xiang took over Lao Xiang's job and became the new General Xiang. In fact, there is nothing going on at the border. People don't like to fight when the weather is good. They usually send out troops to prepare for war, and the special envoys from the capital and the other side's special envoys go to negotiate. Usually, they don't waste a single soldier. They use their words to avoid a war. General Xiang spent the rest of the time thinking about his sister. However, there was some trouble in the past few days. The neighboring countries had just ended their civil strife and sent troops to regain their territory. It happened that they occupied their territory. General Xiang was riding a horse and saw the leader of the opponent from a distance, who was a woman. He also thought that the boss of their country was a queen. He felt something was wrong. He hurriedly reported to the emperor. This time, the emperor gave him a think tank to negotiate with. General Xiang secretly complained in his heart: Bah, what kind of think tank is this? I have been included in it. Although it is not a loss to exchange me for a piece of land, it feels really uncomfortable to be sold. However, the wedding day came anyway. General Xiang, wearing a red hijab, was sulking in the room. The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. A young and strong man like himself was sent here for nothing. He had no place to use his strength. He might as well have a good fight with them without reporting anything. "Hiccup" The woman in the room burped, bringing General Xiang back from his thoughts. The woman ripped off General Xiang's red hijab and pushed him down: "Brother, I finally married you." "Sister?" "Don't call me sister, I will be your wife from now on." "You know you are not your parents' biological child?" "I knew it earlier. When I was young, the prime minister's daughter told me that she didn't like me. She originally wanted to make me angry, but I was so happy. I thought it was my fault that I liked my brother, but I didn't expect that we are not a family at all. Oh no, we are a family now." "Sister, why are you the queen now? Uh-huh." The girl bit General Xiang's lips, breathed hotly into his ear and said, "I'll talk to you slowly about this later. I miss you so much. The price of marrying you back is really high, but it's worth it."
After flipping through it for a while, I found that it seems that I haven't signed in yet (I won't admit it if I do). So let me get one All little fairies can come and step on it to see how many little fairies we have (well, actually, I'm afraid I'm too embarrassed to be alone (/ω\)🙈🙈🙈)
Absolute five stars,
Love is hard pursuit, love is getting close to each other worried about gains and losses, love is mutual understanding, love is mutual trust and mutual perseverance... People will grow, love will be profound, and people who love each other will eventually overcome many hardships and will always be together in the end. Yun Cishen, Su Raoyue... Yun and the moon depend on each other, and they are affectionate.
emmmmm... pk knelt down
Thanks to the ladies and gentlemen for your votes and book reviews over the past three or four days, which gave me unlimited motivation to continue working hard. I originally thought I could make it to the second round, but unfortunately the situation was not as expected. But with your support, I am very satisfied. This result... We all tried our best, and we were a little bit unwilling to do so, but it was not unacceptable. Fortunately, the editor put it on the shelves immediately without notice. Maybe it can still struggle a little longer, so as always! Hey guys, thank you for all your support, I will continue to work hard.
I have an older brother in my family, but he is not a sister-in-law at all.
Big confession
Hearing about love, nine out of ten people are sad Why not clear things up and go back to being A, B, and C? Heard about youth, ten words and nine lies Why not let go and follow the wind, southeast, northwest Hearing about youth is nine times wrong Why not be wild and drink wine when you are happy? Hear and grow, ten words and nine tripods Why don't you travel around the world alone? Listening to memories, ten memories and nine sorrows Why not forget the past and cherish the present Hearing about the world of mortals nine times out of ten Why not just sit back and watch the clouds rise and fall? Hearing from you and me, there is no result I heard that love is all regret If you can let go, if you can clear both sides If we can be alone, then what's the point of falling in love? (I only hate that I love you in the name of a friend. Even if you are in love, I don't dare to express it in any unnecessary way)
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Official(1088)Scraped 2mo ago
I still like you very much
I am willing to exchange half of my country for Chang'an for your whole life. I still like you very much, Just like the majestic Great Wall, it will last forever. May you have pink hair and light armor, Compose the myth of invincibility I still like you very much Just like the bright moon in the sky Half-step Qinglian May you hold the wine and the sword Still a young man when he returns [I once killed someone in ten steps, but I lost with a look from you] still like you very much Just like Wolong hiding in the East, the eight formations are like chess May you have a feather fan scarf For whom will the mortal world be exhausted? I don't like this world, I only like you If you leave, there will be no more Zhuge Kongming in the world.
good afternoon
Bedtime story: getting married General Xiang never imagined that such a thing as marriage would happen to him. That day, the emperor summoned him to the palace and talked a lot. Hearing his confused words, he couldn't help but asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty, I am a rough man. After hearing so many words from your Majesty, what do you want me to do?" As he spoke, he carefully looked at the emperor's face. The emperor was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly: "You are indeed a foolish boy. I want you to marry the queen of a neighboring country and make peace." Regarding why the emperor did not marry the queen, the emperor said this: "My dear, I don't know something. Recently, the queen has been very strict and the concubine is having a bad temper. I really don't have the energy, let alone the queen of a country. I can't divorce my queen." But General Xiang didn't think so. The queen and the concubine were in love with each other and had no time to talk to the emperor. However, as a courtier, he still agreed. After the marriage was granted, the Xiang Mansion was full of joy. General Xiang's parents met with the Holy One that day to express their gratitude. He was not the Emperor. They didn't know when their silly boy would have a daughter-in-law and when they would be able to have a grandson. Even if their son gets married, they are happy. But General Xiang couldn't be happy. He missed his sister again. When he was still Xiao Xiang, Lao Xiang brought back an infant child one day and told him that this will be your sister from now on, and you must protect her. He also asked about the origin of his sister, but Lao Xiang hesitated and couldn't explain clearly, but it was probably that the girl's parents were in danger, and the girl was their only weakness. When the girl's parents got a firm footing, the girl would naturally return to her parents. But the wait lasted for many years. The girl is naughty and mischievous, almost like a boy, but she is also very delicate. No matter what mistakes she makes, as long as her eyes are red, she shakes General Xiang's arm and shouts sweetly: "Brother~" General Xiang feels that he can do anything, let alone take the blame for her. The girl becomes more beautiful day by day. If the girl was as delicate as jasmine when she was young, then in her twenties and eighties, she is like a warm peony. Naturally, General Xiang knew that he and she were brother and sister, so he did not dare to go too far, so he could only secretly like the girl. However, a boy's little thoughts cannot be hidden from his parents' eyes. After experiencing some physical and ideological education, General Xiang no longer dared to overstep his bounds. The girl just thought that her brother had been beaten and started to avoid her. General Xiang was hiding and hiding, and suddenly realized that one day, he had never seen the girl again. Lao Xiang patted him on the shoulder and said meaningfully: "She and you are different. She has returned to her own place." When Lao Xiang got old, he retired and returned to his hometown. Naturally, Xiao Xiang took over Lao Xiang's job and became the new General Xiang. In fact, there is nothing going on at the border. People don't like to fight when the weather is good. They usually send out troops to prepare for war, and the special envoys from the capital and the other side's special envoys go to negotiate. Usually, they don't waste a single soldier. They use their words to avoid a war. General Xiang spent the rest of the time thinking about his sister. However, there was some trouble in the past few days. The neighboring countries had just ended their civil strife and sent troops to regain their territory. It happened that they occupied their territory. General Xiang was riding a horse and saw the leader of the opponent from a distance, who was a woman. He also thought that the boss of their country was a queen. He felt something was wrong. He hurriedly reported to the emperor. This time, the emperor gave him a think tank to negotiate with. General Xiang secretly complained in his heart: Bah, what kind of think tank is this? I have been included in it. Although it is not a loss to exchange me for a piece of land, it feels really uncomfortable to be sold. However, the wedding day came anyway. General Xiang, wearing a red hijab, was sulking in the room. The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. A young and strong man like himself was sent here for nothing. He had no place to use his strength. He might as well have a good fight with them without reporting anything. "Hiccup" The woman in the room burped, bringing General Xiang back from his thoughts. The woman ripped off General Xiang's red hijab and pushed him down: "Brother, I finally married you." "Sister?" "Don't call me sister, I will be your wife from now on." "You know you are not your parents' biological child?" "I knew it earlier. When I was young, the prime minister's daughter told me that she didn't like me. She originally wanted to make me angry, but I was so happy. I thought it was my fault that I liked my brother, but I didn't expect that we are not a family at all. Oh no, we are a family now." "Sister, why are you the queen now? Uh-huh." The girl bit General Xiang's lips, breathed hotly into his ear and said, "I'll talk to you slowly about this later. I miss you so much. The price of marrying you back is really high, but it's worth it."
After flipping through it for a while, I found that it seems that I haven't signed in yet (I won't admit it if I do). So let me get one All little fairies can come and step on it to see how many little fairies we have (well, actually, I'm afraid I'm too embarrassed to be alone (/ω\)🙈🙈🙈)
Absolute five stars,
Love is hard pursuit, love is getting close to each other worried about gains and losses, love is mutual understanding, love is mutual trust and mutual perseverance... People will grow, love will be profound, and people who love each other will eventually overcome many hardships and will always be together in the end. Yun Cishen, Su Raoyue... Yun and the moon depend on each other, and they are affectionate.
emmmmm... pk knelt down
Thanks to the ladies and gentlemen for your votes and book reviews over the past three or four days, which gave me unlimited motivation to continue working hard. I originally thought I could make it to the second round, but unfortunately the situation was not as expected. But with your support, I am very satisfied. This result... We all tried our best, and we were a little bit unwilling to do so, but it was not unacceptable. Fortunately, the editor put it on the shelves immediately without notice. Maybe it can still struggle a little longer, so as always! Hey guys, thank you for all your support, I will continue to work hard.
I have an older brother in my family, but he is not a sister-in-law at all.
Big confession
Hearing about love, nine out of ten people are sad Why not clear things up and go back to being A, B, and C? Heard about youth, ten words and nine lies Why not let go and follow the wind, southeast, northwest Hearing about youth is nine times wrong Why not be wild and drink wine when you are happy? Hear and grow, ten words and nine tripods Why don't you travel around the world alone? Listening to memories, ten memories and nine sorrows Why not forget the past and cherish the present Hearing about the world of mortals nine times out of ten Why not just sit back and watch the clouds rise and fall? Hearing from you and me, there is no result I heard that love is all regret If you can let go, if you can clear both sides If we can be alone, then what's the point of falling in love? (I only hate that I love you in the name of a friend. Even if you are in love, I don't dare to express it in any unnecessary way)




