The Male God is a Lemon Essence
About This Novel
[Cool Guy vs. Hot Girl] As a girl, Lu Jiujiu had two major worries besides getting a score of 250 in every exam. One is brother Ah Lie who can't be found no matter what, and the other is a deskmate who is narcissistic and has terminal cancer. She was full of love for the former, but she dismissed the latter, not even bothering to give him a look. At a banquet, Lu Jiujiu was horrified to discover that the stinky tablemate was the person she promised to marry when she was a child. The deer chirped: "..." The house collapsed. Yuan Lie was not a good person. When he was a child, he had a crush on Bai Yueguang, but when he grew up, he fell in love with another girl. The little girl is stupid and naive. She had a secret crush on her, and he liked her quietly. ----After the college entrance examination, he left without warning. Later, LEG won the championship. On a quiet night, the deer chirped, resting on the man's leg, angrily going over old scores: "Why did you leave me in the first place?" The man's fingers stroking her hair paused slightly, without saying anything, and he lowered his eyes and kissed the corner of the girl's lips. No one knows that on that winter night when the deer came home crying, Yuan Lie stood guarding her in the snow until dawn. The love of an eighteen-year-old is too pale, and love is too heavy. Trying my best to hug you. [This is an inspirational cookie story about a man and woman who are not very smart and feed each other lemons every day to fall in love and win the championship at the same time! ]
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Memoirs of Lu 🌝
According to the recollection of the person involved, Mr. Lu, the long review of several hundred words was lost because the phone was shut down due to low battery (really, I am very good, very good, believe me🙃) It's just...emm... (omitting the 10,000-word sad history here) Anyway! ! I, Sister Lu, have a total score of 250! (Is our sister Lu proud? No, she is not! 🌚) The flowing white roll, the iron-clad Yuan Lie (my brother Lie is a peerless good man🐶) And then there is... Sister Lu is so cute and beautiful (she is also really short) Brother Lie is so handsome and I love him so much! ! (I can't think of anything risqué) Anyway, the interaction is very loving and funny. Looking forward to the face-slapping scene between Sister Lu and Brother Lie with the mentality of making trouble🐶 I want to know Gu Zihuai's role (to be honest, I like his name😃) emm... This is a somewhat watery comment (humble deer online bald) Hey hey hey... Lulu said he just came here to show his familiarity. Emm... I envy Tuanzi's height of 1.7 Meters and Susujiu's good looks (I don't deserve it) Finally, finally... Confess first love❤ Confession lemon (can't think of anything else) ❤ Confession Susu tweeted Brother Xiao, Brother Lie❤ (To be honest, I miss Brother Xiao and Brother Lie🌚) Confession dumpling❤ Confession to the cute readers ❤ emm... That's it I wish Tuanzi's new book a great success~ Love you❤
Fairies, check-in building is here!
The male god is a lemon spirit. The summary is that Brother Lie eats lemons like crazy. Wife, look at me. I'm really not jealous. It's really bad. I'm so sour. Do you love me or not? Hahahahaha! I haven't written it yet so I'm not in a hurry hahahaha! Let's check in first!
Confession tweets, original cool brother, and Feituan! !
First of all, I want to express my love for Feituan. The writing written by Feituan is really sweet. (☆_☆) It's my favorite style of writing. I started to pay attention to Feituan from the book "First Love". Hehe, I didn't pay much attention to that book. I only read it halfway through. When I read it, it was almost finished, so it was a pity😔 But this book is different! ! ! I've been chasing it since the beginning, and it's so cool, la la la (≧▽≦) Jiujiu is really awesome, and the length is also my cup of tea. I can't help but want to compete with Brother Yuanku over Jiujiu. Brother Yuanku: Huh? (Threatening look) Me: Haha, just kidding, hehe Please note that I am not a coward, but from my heart≧≦ The cute appearance of the first love goddess has the heart of a school bully But in my eyes Jiujiu is the cutest. Hehe (silly smile) Brother Yuan Ku is also unusual Yuan Cool Brother: That is Me: Okay, you and Jiujiu are the best match. But when I was a kid, I watched Brother Yuan Ku take Jiu Jiu to escape from the dead. I taught him how amazing he was (forgive me for my shallow learning and not being able to praise others). If it were me, I would never be able to do it. @_@ I would cry and panic and never think of saving myself. Also, Brother Xiaoku and Jiujiu are assigned to the same table. This must be fate. (I don't care, I won't listen, this is ape dung) Brother Xiaoku used to have very good grades. As for why he is in last place now, I believe there must be a hidden reason (careful analysis) Looking forward to what comes next, I can't get enough of it, ah! Want to update more Now all my ticket rewards have been spent on my fat group. Tickets represent my love (greasy accent) There is also the hot Gu Xueba, I believe he will appear later (yes, that's right, I am the emperor of analysis - with a proud face) Then let's spread the word that Fat Tuan's First Love is super cute. If you've never seen it before, it will definitely be sweet for you if you watch it! Oh la la(≧▽≦) Also😳If you haven't joined the group yet, come and play in the group! ! ! The ladies are all awesome! ! ! (Okay, I'm running out of words) And if you post a book review, be sure to remember to give it five stars! ! ! This must be important (serious face) Okay, I'm done, the last word is that I love fat balls 😁 (silly smile)
The most miserable male protagonist in history - Yuan Lie
Every day, Lu Jia is expected to appear and kill Yuan Lie. (Why do I feel good or bad?) Brother Lie, hold on! You can! Me: As a member of Lujia's support group, I will always support Lujia Yuan Lie: Why, am I not cool? ? Am I not handsome? ? ? (Doubt) Me: No, you are too cool, I don't deserve it, ugh Yuan Lie:...... Me: To be honest, brother Lie, I want to fall in love with you Yuan Lie: Get out ＊＊＊ Hahahahaha, Brother Burie, it's so difficult. I feel sorry for you for a second, and then I laugh wildly. (I am good or bad) By the way, when will Gu Huaizhi appear? Looking forward to it! Stop talking, I want both Gu Huaizhi and Lu Jia Holding Gu Huaizhi on the left, Lu Jia on the right, and carrying Ji Jiu on his back, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. The forgotten Brother Lie:... I wish Tuanzi's new book a big hit! Love you😘 For those cuties who haven't joined the group, come and play in the group. There are so many sand sculptures to play with you~
Kick, kick, kick! If you see the dumplings, please let me comment! Today is another cool day for Brother Lie~ Today is still a cool and handsome day for Sister Lu~
Check in!
Tuanzi, Tuanzi, look at me! Peppa Pig, I match you❤️ Don't complain, hug me💛 Fallen leaves return to their roots, I belong to you💚 I can escape the first grade of junior high school, but I can't escape you💙 I have a super power and love you so much💜 Only the state officials are allowed to set fire, and you are not allowed to leave me🧡 Hehehe~
Drop~Good night card
Yeah! Check in first place! ! It's finally my turn! ! Hehehe~ Go ahead and break it, An (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
Da da da
No need to update? ? Or is there something wrong with me😳😳
Ta-ta-ta! Disney Princess Escape Online~
Oh ho (´-ω-`) One second there were only three cuties on the weekly list, and the next second there were those who provoked the dumplings~ Summoning the dumpling fairies💕💕
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Official(170)Scraped 23d ago
Memoirs of Lu 🌝
According to the recollection of the person involved, Mr. Lu, the long review of several hundred words was lost because the phone was shut down due to low battery (really, I am very good, very good, believe me🙃) It's just...emm... (omitting the 10,000-word sad history here) Anyway! ! I, Sister Lu, have a total score of 250! (Is our sister Lu proud? No, she is not! 🌚) The flowing white roll, the iron-clad Yuan Lie (my brother Lie is a peerless good man🐶) And then there is... Sister Lu is so cute and beautiful (she is also really short) Brother Lie is so handsome and I love him so much! ! (I can't think of anything risqué) Anyway, the interaction is very loving and funny. Looking forward to the face-slapping scene between Sister Lu and Brother Lie with the mentality of making trouble🐶 I want to know Gu Zihuai's role (to be honest, I like his name😃) emm... This is a somewhat watery comment (humble deer online bald) Hey hey hey... Lulu said he just came here to show his familiarity. Emm... I envy Tuanzi's height of 1.7 Meters and Susujiu's good looks (I don't deserve it) Finally, finally... Confess first love❤ Confession lemon (can't think of anything else) ❤ Confession Susu tweeted Brother Xiao, Brother Lie❤ (To be honest, I miss Brother Xiao and Brother Lie🌚) Confession dumpling❤ Confession to the cute readers ❤ emm... That's it I wish Tuanzi's new book a great success~ Love you❤
Fairies, check-in building is here!
The male god is a lemon spirit. The summary is that Brother Lie eats lemons like crazy. Wife, look at me. I'm really not jealous. It's really bad. I'm so sour. Do you love me or not? Hahahahaha! I haven't written it yet so I'm not in a hurry hahahaha! Let's check in first!
Confession tweets, original cool brother, and Feituan! !
First of all, I want to express my love for Feituan. The writing written by Feituan is really sweet. (☆_☆) It's my favorite style of writing. I started to pay attention to Feituan from the book "First Love". Hehe, I didn't pay much attention to that book. I only read it halfway through. When I read it, it was almost finished, so it was a pity😔 But this book is different! ! ! I've been chasing it since the beginning, and it's so cool, la la la (≧▽≦) Jiujiu is really awesome, and the length is also my cup of tea. I can't help but want to compete with Brother Yuanku over Jiujiu. Brother Yuanku: Huh? (Threatening look) Me: Haha, just kidding, hehe Please note that I am not a coward, but from my heart≧≦ The cute appearance of the first love goddess has the heart of a school bully But in my eyes Jiujiu is the cutest. Hehe (silly smile) Brother Yuan Ku is also unusual Yuan Cool Brother: That is Me: Okay, you and Jiujiu are the best match. But when I was a kid, I watched Brother Yuan Ku take Jiu Jiu to escape from the dead. I taught him how amazing he was (forgive me for my shallow learning and not being able to praise others). If it were me, I would never be able to do it. @_@ I would cry and panic and never think of saving myself. Also, Brother Xiaoku and Jiujiu are assigned to the same table. This must be fate. (I don't care, I won't listen, this is ape dung) Brother Xiaoku used to have very good grades. As for why he is in last place now, I believe there must be a hidden reason (careful analysis) Looking forward to what comes next, I can't get enough of it, ah! Want to update more Now all my ticket rewards have been spent on my fat group. Tickets represent my love (greasy accent) There is also the hot Gu Xueba, I believe he will appear later (yes, that's right, I am the emperor of analysis - with a proud face) Then let's spread the word that Fat Tuan's First Love is super cute. If you've never seen it before, it will definitely be sweet for you if you watch it! Oh la la(≧▽≦) Also😳If you haven't joined the group yet, come and play in the group! ! ! The ladies are all awesome! ! ! (Okay, I'm running out of words) And if you post a book review, be sure to remember to give it five stars! ! ! This must be important (serious face) Okay, I'm done, the last word is that I love fat balls 😁 (silly smile)
The most miserable male protagonist in history - Yuan Lie
Every day, Lu Jia is expected to appear and kill Yuan Lie. (Why do I feel good or bad?) Brother Lie, hold on! You can! Me: As a member of Lujia's support group, I will always support Lujia Yuan Lie: Why, am I not cool? ? Am I not handsome? ? ? (Doubt) Me: No, you are too cool, I don't deserve it, ugh Yuan Lie:...... Me: To be honest, brother Lie, I want to fall in love with you Yuan Lie: Get out ＊＊＊ Hahahahaha, Brother Burie, it's so difficult. I feel sorry for you for a second, and then I laugh wildly. (I am good or bad) By the way, when will Gu Huaizhi appear? Looking forward to it! Stop talking, I want both Gu Huaizhi and Lu Jia Holding Gu Huaizhi on the left, Lu Jia on the right, and carrying Ji Jiu on his back, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. The forgotten Brother Lie:... I wish Tuanzi's new book a big hit! Love you😘 For those cuties who haven't joined the group, come and play in the group. There are so many sand sculptures to play with you~
Kick, kick, kick! If you see the dumplings, please let me comment! Today is another cool day for Brother Lie~ Today is still a cool and handsome day for Sister Lu~
Check in!
Tuanzi, Tuanzi, look at me! Peppa Pig, I match you❤️ Don't complain, hug me💛 Fallen leaves return to their roots, I belong to you💚 I can escape the first grade of junior high school, but I can't escape you💙 I have a super power and love you so much💜 Only the state officials are allowed to set fire, and you are not allowed to leave me🧡 Hehehe~
Drop~Good night card
Yeah! Check in first place! ! It's finally my turn! ! Hehehe~ Go ahead and break it, An (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
Da da da
No need to update? ? Or is there something wrong with me😳😳
Ta-ta-ta! Disney Princess Escape Online~
Oh ho (´-ω-`) One second there were only three cuties on the weekly list, and the next second there were those who provoked the dumplings~ Summoning the dumpling fairies💕💕
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