I'm Afraid of Saints

I'm Afraid of Saints

by Soldiers Of The Chen Family Crossing The River

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About This Novel

When you wake up from your sleep, you are in a damp, dark, muddy trench, surrounded by soldiers holding crosses and trembling in prayer. --"The Second Battle of Ypres? It's okay, wear a gas mask, you will survive!" --"Hell of the Somme? We can only leave life and death to God." --"Is it the meat grinder of Verdun? Forget it, God is of no use, just reopen it if you die." --"Wait a minute, what does it mean that Duke Constantine led the last Knights of New Antioch to resist the attack of the demon army from hell? Which timeline did this bring me to?" ... In 1099, the Crusades occupied Jerusalem and inadvertently opened the gate to hell. Since then, the world line has changed, and human civilization has entered a thousand-year dark era against the demonic army of hell. Liston, who traveled to this timeline, was obviously a doctor who saved lives, but he was blessed by the system of Khorne. The only option is to spray alcohol on the knife, dip your hands in iodophor, and disinfect while spraying. "Hello, Christ is afraid of saints and Khorne."

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Book Friends 20250412167_bc5mo ago

Novel with a clear audience

The first and middle stages are okay, but there are a lot of Warhammer World memes in the back, which are really hard to get and hard to understand.

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Sad@w5mo ago

It looks good, but it is necessary to explain that the God of the Crusades is based on the setting in the Bible. The reason is that God released the demons in order to make mankind unhappy. Therefore, the world view is not so desperate at all. It is not just for the sake of atonement for human beings, but the demons do not dare to take action. If they really kill them all, they will be the next to die.

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Hoshino Yuki3mo ago

The front part is quite innovative, but the back part becomes a warhammer which is not interesting anymore.

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Superman Returns_cb5mo ago

Super awesome.

Really finished, all kinds of hell jokes, Warhammer jokes, this thing is not popular, it is really unacceptable.

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Yongyuan Zhilong6mo ago

The author writes more.

At present, this is the only novel about Trench Crusaders that I can read.

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Ancient Saint Sotek7mo ago

Rare Howling Crusaders fanfic

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I'm Tired, Destroy It.2mo ago

All I can say is that the start was amazing.

Will it be bad if the author has too many jokes? If the pig-footed character just keeps telling such bad jokes, and the plot is too nonsense, will anyone continue to follow it? I feel tired after eating too much braised pork. . The plot usually depends on how far you can go with the plot.

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Book Friends 20230531473_bc6mo ago

Good luck to the author, the writing is very good, please update it quickly.

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