I Am Tianshan Tonglao

I Am Tianshan Tonglao

by Duguwei

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270Kwords146chapters
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Ch. 146Untitled
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About This Novel

Comedy synopsis: ★★Men's Group★★Qiao Feng: Are you talking about the legendary Tianshan Tonglao? It certainly lives up to its reputation! I saw my grandma's hidden weapon just now. It was powerful yet flexible, and it instantly transformed my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms. What kind of hidden weapon is this? A certain grandma: That's the 'life and death talisman' I recently developed! Is Master Qiao a Khitan? Qiao Feng: ... Yes! A certain grandma (excited): That's true, we are fellow villagers! Qiao Feng (extremely shocked): Are you also a Khitan? A certain grandma nodded (Isn't Inner Mongolia in the 21st century the Khitan in ancient times)! **Xuzhu: Grandma, you are the master that the old man Wu Yazi asked the young monk to find! Grandma: Nephew, you made a mistake. Wu Yazi asked you to find Li Canghai, not me. (He coughs twice, acting like he is aging) Xu Zhu: But grandma, the young monk thinks you are much more beautiful than the person in the painting. With the grace of senior Wu Yazi, the person he likes is definitely you! So you are the right one! A certain grandma: ... Wu Yazi's old head, does he like me? It also depends on whether I can like him. **Duan Yu: Between the Tianshan boy grandma and the fairy sister, should you choose the grandma or the elder sister? Sad, really sad! A certain grandma: Don't worry, you are so carefree, you think I will fall in love with you in the next life! Duan Yu: I don't have many advantages as a person, except for my thick skin. The more uninterested you are to me, grandma, the more I will stalk you. Bao BuTong (guest star): No, no, even if grandma is interested in you, you will still stalk her! A certain grandma:...**Murong Fu: If you use the other person's method to give back to the other person, why can't this 'Shikigami Version of Life and Death Talisman' be returned to grandma? A certain grandma: ... I am mentally retarded and too lazy to understand you. Murong Fu: ... Grandma is the princess of Xixia. If I can marry you, it will definitely help me revive the Yan Dynasty. Wang Yuyan (guest star): Cousin... Grandma:... Princess Xixia is my niece. You got the wrong person, idiot! Murong Fu:...★★Women Group★★Wang Yuyan: Grandma, do you think I should continue to wait for my cousin to change his mind, or should I accept Mr. Duan's pursuit? A certain grandma: Mr. Duan? Isn't he pursuing me recently? Wang Yuyan: ...** A'Zhu: Grandma, from now on, Brother Qiao will be in charge of you. Grandma: Stop, don't look for me, your sister is lining up behind you. **Azi: Hey, return my divine wood king tripod quickly! A certain grandmother: What are you feeding? Is this the proper attitude toward the elderly? Azi: Return it to me quickly, or I will ask my brother-in-law to teach you a lesson. A certain grandma: Ha, ha, ha, ha, Qiao Feng? He has been trapped by my shikigami, wants to come out? It's difficult! Azi: Brother-in-law...** Li Qiushui: Senior sister, why can you maintain your eighteen-year-old figure and appearance? Why? A certain grandma: Hey, Junior Sister, who told you not to practice the "Bahuang Liuhe Only Me" with me? Li Qiushui: Could it be, could it be... A certain grandma (nodding deeply): Yes, it is the result of practicing this skill! A few months later, a certain grandma said: Little girl, don't follow me, let your mother take you to kindergarten! Little girl: Senior sister, it's me! A certain grandma (eyes widened): Li Qiushui? Little girl (nodding, eyes full of evil): Why am I like this? Why can't I change back? A certain grandma (looking at her for a long time, shaking her head): It's a question of character... ★★Author's words★★ Dear friends, please call me Mr. Wei, a certain Wei is so good... Live action video series, the plot and dialogue are absolutely spoof: Video album: http://www.56. Com/w61/album-aid-7480411. Html 1. Questioning version: http://www.56. 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She suddenly realized that she was dressed as the legendary Mei Chaofeng! ★Yaoshi Huang (takes off her shirt): Where are you going? A certain wind (simply took off his underwear, leaving only a short-sleeved T-shirt): It's so hot... Huang Yaoshi (smacks his tongue): This girl deserves the word "evil"! ★Ouyang Feng: Take good care of Ke'er for me, I won't treat you badly. A certain wind: Huh, I'm not even allowed to take a peek at you in the shower, and you still say you won't treat me badly? Ouyang Feng (blushing): Next time, next time we wash together. ★Prince Duan: Yinggu is gone, I want to be a monk. A certain wind: Aunt Ying is gone, but there is still Aunt Feng. (After speaking, he blinked ambiguously.) Prince Duan murmured: Feng Gu...★Hong Qi: Do you know how the beggar's chicken is made? A certain wind hummed: Tsk! Do you know what Peking duck is? Hong Qi's eyes lit up: Peking duck? A certain Feng Canxiao: Let me kiss you and tell you. ★Zhou Botong: Sister, why can they all follow you, but not me? A certain wind glanced at him: Because, I don't play with children...★Qiu Chuji: Witch! A certain wind took his hand and said: You're a witch, you're a girl, you're really uncreative, you say these two words to everyone, come on, I'm a pretty sister! ★Chen Xuanji: Junior sister, tell me, what's wrong with me? A certain wind patted him on the shoulder: You are the worst in martial arts among them! Chen Xuanji understood it clearly and started practicing the Nine Yin White Bone Claw like crazy! ★Wanyan Honglie: What woman has such ability? Xiruo has been treating me worse and worse recently. I want to meet this Mei Chaofeng! ★Temujin: I am Genghis Khan, and the world belongs to me, let alone a woman? ★Ke Zhen'e: By the way, several great masters have been fascinated by a woman. Five younger brothers, shouldn't we "Seven Freaks of Jiangnan" also join in the fun? Uh, Qimei, please don't go there...

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Ding Ding 💋85mo ago

Came from the original wife

The original character was a bit sad, and I needed to heal my sadness. I read the introduction and thought it was funny, so I stopped it first.

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Gourd Little King Kong_cd45mo ago

I feel like the plot is ridiculous

The female author has such a big imagination, she is really speechless

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Wushan164mo ago

Good

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sober156mo ago

Nice. . So happy. . .

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One156mo ago

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书友202506295925165mo ago

Not good-looking

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电影161mo ago

I like to hit you

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书友20240904986757153mo ago

Passing by

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The Little Monster Trying to Lose Weight165mo ago

Um

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Is it Still the Same?156mo ago

Like it very much~

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