
I Don't Think Anyone Likes to Be a Director
by If You Are Not Handsome, Cover It With Bricks
About This Novel
A new book has been released: "Hong Kong Island: Tycoons all call me boss!" In the 21st century, China's entertainment industry has developed from cold winter to explosive development. In 2023, film critic Wang Cheng came to this era inexplicably to see what he would do and what he could do in this gorgeous era.
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Official(40)Scraped 22d ago
I graduated from the Nortel Directing Department in 1996. I didn't make a single movie during college. I was also drunk. The commercial film era was opened only after the release of Hero in 2002. From 1996 to 2002, you were not considered to be the top three European awards winners in 1998. Feng Xiaogang was inferior to others without awards. Poet Chen had a Palme d'Or for his whole life. Before going to college, you also wrote about the World Cup in 1994. As for the money, you didn't go to drink soup during the 1997 Southeast Asian financial crisis! Jackie Chan's Rush Hour 2 is making money. Wouldn't it be better if you went to him to film a movie and openly gave him money, but when he was down and out? Han Sanping was not the top leader at that time, he only took over in 2007. Are you so kneeling and licking him? The first part was not well-known and the profits were made, but the second part was profitable for many people. As for Hollywood movies, do they share the profits domestically? In addition to China Film and Silver Capital, it should account for half of the investment amount. You wrote Hu Jing too simply. He started out as an artist under Wang Jinghua. He didn't associate with non-rich people, and he never dated anyone in the industry. You all know how to find a Hollywood heroine for super body. Source code does not cooperate with Hollywood. There is nothing wrong with the heroine Hu Jing. The hero is not chosen for box office. It's not that easy to choose Europe and the United States. It's not that easy in Hollywood. Either you start with horror films like James Wan and slowly get the final editing rights, or you have won awards. Go to Baidu to check the box office of Comet. It is a good movie but it is not a hit. Shoplifters, Palme d'Or, Burning, Han River Monster, Parasite, Drive My Car, etc., The male protagonist is just like a diaosi, and there are multiple female protagonists. If you are not a scumbag in the entertainment industry, what kind of director can you be?
I didn't even start filming Batman until more than 300 chapters. I started to mess up from chapter 100 to more than 300 chapters. It's awesome. I made two movies in the middle. No wonder it's not popular.
The heroine Zeng Li, what kind of heroine can a long face be?
Speechless! You are a big director and the owner of a listed company worth tens of billions. When you meet a female actress, you call me sister, and when you meet an actress, you call me sister. It's a bit of a show-off, okay?
The protagonist is a bit stupid. He really regards making a movie as simply making a movie. Apart from that, every time he invests in a movie, he makes a real investment. Isn't this nonsense? There are also those who make movies without recruiting investment or advertising fees. That great director makes movies without recruiting advertisers? What's amazing is that Feng Xiaogang collected more advertising fees for a movie than he invested in the movie. He made money as soon as the movie was launched. The idiot protagonist became the number one commercial film director in the country. As a result, he never thought about charging advertising fees every time he made a movie. He invested his own money every time. Author, don't you know anything about this information? It is indeed difficult for novice directors to attract investment and advertising fees, but for some big directors, it is normal to make movies to attract sponsorship and advertising fees. Chen Kaige can make a movie and build a film and television city.
My resistance to toxicity is very strong. But as soon as I saw the first movie, I couldn't stand it. The night the comet came. You are so funny. I have read no less than 200 Huayu novels. No more than 5 books have been written about this movie. There are only two films that have done this in the first part of the game. But the other one started in the United States and focused on the video tape market. You engage in science fiction and soft science fiction in China. They are also talented people. Of course, these are just the ones I have seen, and they cannot represent all of them. The choice of movies is not good. The first movie of Huayu novels like this is crucial. Many protagonists have to earn money and establish their reputation through their first film, and they cannot write films that are easily banned. That is, underground cinema. Otherwise, there will definitely be people scolding me in the comment section. General process. I just used the school's equipment to shoot a short video first. I just want to know how the protagonist graduated? How did he graduate without even making a graduation short film? Ridiculously funny. You don't want to make short films to win awards, but you should at least exercise. The writing and dialogue are too drawn out. Not smooth at all. The funniest thing is that I graduated in 1996, and in 2000 when I was filming a movie, you could watch it on a monitor. You were really awesome. It shows that the author does not have much knowledge about movies at all. Moreover, the protagonist went to Hong Kong at the beginning, and later to Europe, which was obviously to gamble on football. But I just want to know why to go? First, do you have money? Even if you have money, does it matter to you? It's all done in one lump sum. You can accept it in one lump sum, or you can accept it in the past few years. Although this is very poisonous, you have to talk about how much money you have made! You don't even write down how much money you make. It fully shows that the author's writing style is not good. And I just watched the opening. In four years of college, you didn't even get a single girl. Then when I look at the comments now, it seems that Hu Jing is the heroine.
I'm so convinced that even bad artists who have been banned are still writing about Mao. I really haven't seen a woman. There's really nothing I can say about these current authors.
Working on your own projects, with the bulk of the work being done by Warner Bros., Is really a bit embarrassing if you do this, and the project will be in vain. Will you be able to make a sequel in the future? How much will you pay for a sequel?
I went to Warner Bros. And Cheng Long to cooperate, but they took the majority of the money. In the end, the male protagonist invested his own money + the director and screenwriter's salary. It was a waste of time. Only a pig brain can write like this.
If you want more female protagonists, don't just be dexterous and can't stand it.
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Official(40)Scraped 22d ago
I graduated from the Nortel Directing Department in 1996. I didn't make a single movie during college. I was also drunk. The commercial film era was opened only after the release of Hero in 2002. From 1996 to 2002, you were not considered to be the top three European awards winners in 1998. Feng Xiaogang was inferior to others without awards. Poet Chen had a Palme d'Or for his whole life. Before going to college, you also wrote about the World Cup in 1994. As for the money, you didn't go to drink soup during the 1997 Southeast Asian financial crisis! Jackie Chan's Rush Hour 2 is making money. Wouldn't it be better if you went to him to film a movie and openly gave him money, but when he was down and out? Han Sanping was not the top leader at that time, he only took over in 2007. Are you so kneeling and licking him? The first part was not well-known and the profits were made, but the second part was profitable for many people. As for Hollywood movies, do they share the profits domestically? In addition to China Film and Silver Capital, it should account for half of the investment amount. You wrote Hu Jing too simply. He started out as an artist under Wang Jinghua. He didn't associate with non-rich people, and he never dated anyone in the industry. You all know how to find a Hollywood heroine for super body. Source code does not cooperate with Hollywood. There is nothing wrong with the heroine Hu Jing. The hero is not chosen for box office. It's not that easy to choose Europe and the United States. It's not that easy in Hollywood. Either you start with horror films like James Wan and slowly get the final editing rights, or you have won awards. Go to Baidu to check the box office of Comet. It is a good movie but it is not a hit. Shoplifters, Palme d'Or, Burning, Han River Monster, Parasite, Drive My Car, etc., The male protagonist is just like a diaosi, and there are multiple female protagonists. If you are not a scumbag in the entertainment industry, what kind of director can you be?
I didn't even start filming Batman until more than 300 chapters. I started to mess up from chapter 100 to more than 300 chapters. It's awesome. I made two movies in the middle. No wonder it's not popular.
The heroine Zeng Li, what kind of heroine can a long face be?
Speechless! You are a big director and the owner of a listed company worth tens of billions. When you meet a female actress, you call me sister, and when you meet an actress, you call me sister. It's a bit of a show-off, okay?
The protagonist is a bit stupid. He really regards making a movie as simply making a movie. Apart from that, every time he invests in a movie, he makes a real investment. Isn't this nonsense? There are also those who make movies without recruiting investment or advertising fees. That great director makes movies without recruiting advertisers? What's amazing is that Feng Xiaogang collected more advertising fees for a movie than he invested in the movie. He made money as soon as the movie was launched. The idiot protagonist became the number one commercial film director in the country. As a result, he never thought about charging advertising fees every time he made a movie. He invested his own money every time. Author, don't you know anything about this information? It is indeed difficult for novice directors to attract investment and advertising fees, but for some big directors, it is normal to make movies to attract sponsorship and advertising fees. Chen Kaige can make a movie and build a film and television city.
My resistance to toxicity is very strong. But as soon as I saw the first movie, I couldn't stand it. The night the comet came. You are so funny. I have read no less than 200 Huayu novels. No more than 5 books have been written about this movie. There are only two films that have done this in the first part of the game. But the other one started in the United States and focused on the video tape market. You engage in science fiction and soft science fiction in China. They are also talented people. Of course, these are just the ones I have seen, and they cannot represent all of them. The choice of movies is not good. The first movie of Huayu novels like this is crucial. Many protagonists have to earn money and establish their reputation through their first film, and they cannot write films that are easily banned. That is, underground cinema. Otherwise, there will definitely be people scolding me in the comment section. General process. I just used the school's equipment to shoot a short video first. I just want to know how the protagonist graduated? How did he graduate without even making a graduation short film? Ridiculously funny. You don't want to make short films to win awards, but you should at least exercise. The writing and dialogue are too drawn out. Not smooth at all. The funniest thing is that I graduated in 1996, and in 2000 when I was filming a movie, you could watch it on a monitor. You were really awesome. It shows that the author does not have much knowledge about movies at all. Moreover, the protagonist went to Hong Kong at the beginning, and later to Europe, which was obviously to gamble on football. But I just want to know why to go? First, do you have money? Even if you have money, does it matter to you? It's all done in one lump sum. You can accept it in one lump sum, or you can accept it in the past few years. Although this is very poisonous, you have to talk about how much money you have made! You don't even write down how much money you make. It fully shows that the author's writing style is not good. And I just watched the opening. In four years of college, you didn't even get a single girl. Then when I look at the comments now, it seems that Hu Jing is the heroine.
I'm so convinced that even bad artists who have been banned are still writing about Mao. I really haven't seen a woman. There's really nothing I can say about these current authors.
Working on your own projects, with the bulk of the work being done by Warner Bros., Is really a bit embarrassing if you do this, and the project will be in vain. Will you be able to make a sequel in the future? How much will you pay for a sequel?
I went to Warner Bros. And Cheng Long to cooperate, but they took the majority of the money. In the end, the male protagonist invested his own money + the director and screenwriter's salary. It was a waste of time. Only a pig brain can write like this.
If you want more female protagonists, don't just be dexterous and can't stand it.









