Full Level of Social Awesomeness, Driving the Whole Network Crazy When it Starts Broadcasting
About This Novel
My name is Su Ming, and I have just been bound to the Social Niu× system. As long as I am not embarrassed, the whole world will be embarrassed! On the subway, a greasy man approached a pretty girl and struck up a conversation: "Beauty, can you add me on WeChat to get to know her? I'll drive you home in a Mercedes in a minute." Su Ming suddenly rushed out, hugged the greasy man's thigh and cried loudly: "Dad! I finally found you!" Greasy Man: "???" Su Ming wiped his nose and complained loudly: "Mom said you stole the rice money at home to reward female anchors. Why did you even use the money for my circumcision to pick up girls?" Greasy Man: "???" The beautiful young lady slapped her backhand: "Bah! Scumbag!" Audience: ".." In the park. The aunt arrogantly occupied the basketball court and danced in the square: "We occupy this place, you guys can go play somewhere else!" Without saying a word, Su Ming moved a small mazha and sat next to the aunt's stereo, took out the suona and played a funeral song on the spot. The aunt was furious: "Little bastard, what are you doing?! You're trying to curse us, right?" Su Ming put down the suona and spread his hands with a sincere face: "Auntie, don't get me wrong. I think this place has good feng shui. As a young pioneer, I am rehearsing the farewell ceremony in advance for the lonely elderly people in our community." "You dance yours, I'll play mine, we don't interfere with each other~" Aunt: "???" Audience: ".." After a while... Aunts held up square dancing fans and ran wildly across the playground, roaring loudly: "Su Ming! Stop you little bastard!!!"
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Official(5)Scraped 1mo ago
In the face of illegal or immoral behavior, you can call it clever by shouting about "trafficking" to attract attention to save yourself or act bravely, but do you think it's funny to show off your cleverness and tease people for no reason? Especially the kind of behavior that falsely accuses people of crimes
It's good-looking and funny, just don't be stupid
Bro, please update quickly
How many studies are you currently pursuing? I plan to make a book promotion video, and my membership is about to expire.
An eight-year-old can sign a contract, and students can live stream classes as they please.
Blade Tactics, Dark Storm, the drama of life.
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Community(0)
Official(5)Scraped 1mo ago
In the face of illegal or immoral behavior, you can call it clever by shouting about "trafficking" to attract attention to save yourself or act bravely, but do you think it's funny to show off your cleverness and tease people for no reason? Especially the kind of behavior that falsely accuses people of crimes
It's good-looking and funny, just don't be stupid
Bro, please update quickly
How many studies are you currently pursuing? I plan to make a book promotion video, and my membership is about to expire.
An eight-year-old can sign a contract, and students can live stream classes as they please.
Blade Tactics, Dark Storm, the drama of life.
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