You Monster, Don't Rob Me of the Crown Princess

Name: You Monster, Don't Rob Me of the Crown Princess
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unknown Ancient Romance Historical Fantasy Other

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767Kwords413chapters

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Ch. 413 — Please Enter the Urn and Bleed in the Palace (Part 2)

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About This Novel

Introduction: She is known as the "Ghost Hand", a cold and charming female anatomy Yan Yu who is good at close combat and uses the scalpel superbly. She was Yanyu, the daughter of the Prime Minister who died shortly after marrying into the wealthy family Yunfu. With the knife in hand, Yan Yu took out a jade that had been swallowed while evading capture from the stomach of the cultural relics smuggler who was shot by the police. She washed it and took a closer look. The jade body suddenly shone brightly and enveloped her. Then her eyes went dark and she fell to the ground. The soul took over the body of the newly deceased woman, and she became her, but unexpectedly met the evil star in her life. "A gentleman? Modesty? Elegant?" Yan Yu played with the scalpel between her fingers, and the smile on her lips made people shiver. "One day I will cut open his chest with my own hands to see whether his heart is red or black. Is he really as gentle and harmless as the world says?" He dared to do bad things to her one after another. It was really abominable! "Did she really say that?" He stroked his sleeves and smiled slightly, "It seems that the cat's claws need to be repaired. I heard that her Fengmingyuan is holding an oiran competition today? There happened to be a missing girl case recently. Please take someone to investigate." The two of them fought each other, one after another. She wanted to peel off his skin and stretch his muscles, but he inadvertently fell step by step until... Yan Yu was angry: "One day, I will trample you under my feet." Yun Rong smiled: "One day, I will crush you hard." The big one and the small one are jealous Tuanzi squinted: "I can eat the candied haws she made by herself, can you?" Yun Rong: "..." Tuanzi showed off: "I can let her give me a bath with her own hands, can you?" Yun Rong: "..." Tuanzi Dese said: "I can sleep in her arms, can you?" Yun Rong: "... She will make candied haws for my children to eat, she will take a mandarin duck bath with me, and she will sleep in my arms. The point is," he smiled meaningfully, "I can let her give birth to my child, can you?" Tuanzi's face turned red from holding back, "You are shameless." Yun Rong: "Compared with my wife, my face is really superfluous." Tuanzi kept up his efforts, "When I grow up, I can also let her give birth to my children." Yun Rong touched his head sympathetically, "Be good, when you grow up our children will be able to do so." Tuanzi finally couldn't bear it anymore and collapsed. He rushed forward and hugged Yun Rong's legs, crying loudly: "Uh-huh, uncle, don't snatch the crown princess from me." Yan Yu's spoof Tuanzi was holding his stomach and his face was red. Yan Yu thought that he had eaten a lot of roasted sweet potatoes before, and his heart suddenly became clear. Education: "Man, if you have something to say, say it, and if you have something to say, just fart." Tuanzi sighed, "But it's indecent." Yan Yu raised her eyes and glanced at Yun Rong, who was sitting a few steps away with her back to him, drinking tea leisurely, and whispered a few words to Tuanzi. Tuanzi's eyes suddenly brightened, and he ran to Yun Rong's side on his short legs. He stood on tiptoe and tugged at his sleeves, "Uncle, I have something to tell you, please come here." Yun Rong leaned slightly as he was told. Tuanzi instantly turned around, lifted up his robe, stuck out his butt and farted, all the movements were completed in one go. A fart of gas shook the mountains and rivers, filled with thick "poisonous gas". After farting, Tuanzi immediately moved his legs and ran towards Yan Yu, giggling and asked: "Ayu, after farting, my stomach feels much better. What should we eat next?" Yan Yu watched Yun Rong, who looked as normal, calmly open the folding fan and fan himself, then calmly stood up and calmly walked to the window to breathe with relief... "Next, I'll take you to eat spiced beans." Yan Yu touched the dumpling's head and smiled meaningfully. Perhaps, while training Tuanzi to be a little dude, it would also be good to make him a weasel. Weasel Tuanzi's domineering quotes: Quotation 1: "He is not worthy of me." Translation: He is worse than a fart. Quotation 2: "Ayu said, a man should fart when he has something to say and hold it in while squeezing his buttocks. That's a woman's house, and a man will become a sissy like this." Quotation 3: "Fart is the most powerful weapon in the world. When people are fascinated, they can kill people without being seen. It makes people unable to survive or die." ... PS: In this article, women are strong, men are strong, buns are strong, everyone is welcome to jump into the trap.