I'm Not a Crow's Mouth

Don't be surprised by the seven facts that the world has to admit so far. 01. You can't turn your neck twice. 2. You can't count how many hairs you have. 3. You cannot breathe through your mouth when your tongue is hanging out. 4. When you are doing item 3. 5. When you are doing the third step, you actually think it is feasible, but now you will be like a puppy. 6. You are laughing now because I fixed you. 7. Please give a thumbs up to those who have been punished. Don't lie!

Let's talk about your feelings first! First of all, I would like to thank every friend who supports me. Those who voted, subscribed, and gave rewards, I bow to express my gratitude. The author is a newbie, and he also knows that there are a lot of flaws and poisonous points at the beginning. Although I have been working hard to change it in the later period, I still can't change the fact that I fell into the street. And friends who follow books should be able to tell that I, the author, am exploring a technique while writing. The style has changed from a nonsensical and obscene novel about a stallion at the beginning, to a high-definition novel without a heroine. The core has changed from explaining that good and evil are rewarded, to simply punishing evil and promoting good. Here, I would like to apologize to everyone for the constant changes in style, and please let me go! Stop complaining about the early stage. The author is changing. If you can't stand it, can I apologize? No one has any grudges, and the author doesn't admit his mistakes. There is no need to criticize the early stage again and again, right? Because of its unpopular subject matter and its allusion to reality, this book was not only criticized twice, but also reported once by a local book friend. The author is also very restrained in writing, and he is really holding back his anger. I have no choice but to end it. It will be over with about 600,000 words. Thank you to every friend who supported me. Posting this post is also to remind future friends that I don't care about grades as the author. I will tell you directly that there are many bad points and slots in the early stage, so be mentally prepared. In the later stage, due to various reasons, you may find it more and more boring, so you need to read with caution. If you insist on reading, please let it go!

Hello everyone, I am a serious sideline reporter for Bagua, a serious eel. Now that "I'm Not a Crow's Mouth" has been serialized on the street for two months, today we are here to meet a few book friends to talk about their views on this book and the author. Some book friends, say hello to other book friends! Book friends A, B, C, and D: Hello, friends! Eel: Okay, let's get started now. Let's talk about our views on this book. Book Friend A: Let me tell you first! There are countless flaws in the early stages of this book, but fortunately the author should have known his mistakes and it will become more and more exciting in the later stages. Although the writing style is limited, the theme of punishing evil and promoting good is worth reading. Since watching "I'm Not a Crow's Mouth", my waist no longer hurts, my legs no longer hurt, and my butt no longer hurts. Even if I jump off a building, I have enough energy. I can jump five floors in one breath without any effort. Book Friend B: Those who read this book, if they are old bookworms or are used to reading pretentious articles, it is best to skip the first forty or fifty chapters. Although there are some similar stories later on, in the later stages, you will slowly find that all the small plots are connected. The author is not only handsome, but also has a good idea. I used to have a bad appetite and always had insomnia. Since watching "I'm Not a Crow's Mouth", my appetite has improved a lot and it tastes delicious. Sleep until you wake up naturally, "I am not a crow's mouth", you are worth watching. Book Friend C: There are too many pretentious and slap-in-the-face articles nowadays. I'm tired of reading them! But now they are almost all these books, and I am almost disappointed with today's online articles! But after I accidentally saw "I am not a crow's mouth", I was immediately shocked! Internet literature needs novels like this, and society needs such positive energy! I hope the author can keep writing forever and pass on the positive energy of abandoning evil and doing good! Book friend Ding: As a bookworm for more than ten years, I can honestly say that this book has quite a few flaws. But what is commendable is that the author has good character and personality, and can correct his mistakes after he realizes them. There are fewer and fewer poison points in the later period, which is worthy of praise! This is a book that witnesses the author's growth and is worth reading. Eel: Thank you for your comments. What do you think of the author's "serious banana"? Book friend A: The author has good character and is super handsome. He also takes good care of his book friends in the group. He is a good author. Full marks! Book Friend B: Just by looking at the name, you can tell that the author is a serious person. There are too few such serious people nowadays. Full marks! Book Friend C: The author works twelve hours a day and can stably write three chapters a day. This is commendable. Full marks! Book friend Ding: Sorry, I met the author Banana yesterday and went shopping with him. At that time, Banana said on the street, "I am a serious Banana," and people on the street gave him a house. Eel: Oh? Have you met a wealthy person? Book friend Ding: No, there were quite a lot of people at that time. After hearing that the author was a "serious banana", everyone gave him a few bricks. Huang Eel: Uh... Okay, this is the end of this issue of the eight hexagrams. It can be seen that book friends have praised this book and the author! Thank you all for watching, see you in the next issue! (Video - Book friends A, B, B and D: Well, I just said nice things without conscience for a long time, can you give me more money? Eel: I haven't finished recording yet! Let's talk later, hurry up! Everyone: Where is the trash can? I can't help but vomit.

Hello everyone, I am the reporter of Zheng Ba Gua. Now I will interview the author of this book, "Zheng Banana". Let "Zheng Banana" say a few words to you first. "Hello readers and book friends, hugs from women and paws from men! First of all, I want to thank my mother, then I want to thank God, thank..." "Stop! Let's get started. I'm the Bagua reporter. Just call me Baji. I'll just call the author 'Banana'!" "Okay 8, let's get started." "It's a mark of 8! It's not a mark of 8!" "Oh, okay, mark 8... Oh, mark 8, let's get started!" Note 8: First of all, why did you choose this name? Banana: Hey, I didn't think much about it at the time, I just picked it up casually. Later I learned that bananas mean failure in Hong Kong, so it was difficult for my novel not to be a hit! If I had known earlier, I would have called them 'serious carrots' and 'serious cucumbers'. Note 8: ... Then why are crows' beaks such an unpopular subject? Haven't you seen that cultivating immortals, systems, celebrities, etc. Are very popular? Banana: Actually, this is really not a crow's mouth! Well, it's just that the protagonist will be considered a crow's mouth in the early stage. As for why I don't follow the trend, I want to write the story I want to express. There is no pretentiousness or cosmic domination in this book. The core content of this book is to punish evil and promote good, and express that good will be rewarded with good and evil will be rewarded with evil. That's all. Note 8: For a failed pen name and an unpopular subject matter, how much do you expect it to be on the shelves? Will it be tj or unfinished? Banana: I predict that the average number on shelves will be in single digits, and maybe we can get lucky enough to break through the 'mark' of ten digits. But of course men can't have sex. As for the bad ending? I feel like one million words is not enough for my story, so how can it be unfinished? Note 8: What if only one reader reads it? Banana: I'm ready to hit the streets, and if there's only one person watching, I won't fail. Note 8: What if there is no more readers? Banana: ..... Let's talk about something else! Note 8: Okay, why are the first thirty chapters different in style from the rest? Banana: Originally I wanted to write it as a stallion harem, with four female leads planned. But later some readers didn't like it, so I changed it later. Several women are the key to unfolding the plot. I can write it, but I won't get too involved with the protagonist, so I'm sorry if I see the style change! Note 8: What if someone likes stallions again? Banana:.... Let's talk about something else! Note 8: Well, after this novel hits the streets, you will probably choose to follow suit with your next book, right? Banana: Probably not. I am a very principled person, so it is unlikely that I will follow the trend and write hits. Note 8: What if the next book hits the streets again? Ahem... I'm not cursing you. I'm not your protagonist and I don't have the ability. I'm just saying that if, if, you fail, why don't you follow the trend and stick to your principles? Banana:.... Let's talk about something else! Note 8: Okay, that's about it this time. Finally, as a guest, you can ask a question, and I will answer it truthfully. Banana: Great, I just want to ask, do you think I'm handsome? Note 8: ... Okay readers, thank you very much for watching. I hope you will support the work "I'm Not a Crow's Mouth". I'll see you in the next issue of the Eight Trigrams! (Voiceover: You haven't answered my question yet! Am I handsome? ----Let's talk about something else! )

Great book! ! ! However, I want a heroine! ! ! ! ! If you don't give it to me, I'll be lying on the ground unable to get up! ! ! ! ! !

Let's talk about the title of the book first. Why did you choose such a piss-poor name? I first wanted to call it "Spokesperson of Heaven's Way", but the title was occupied; I changed it to "Controller of Heaven's Way", but it was still occupied; finally, "Rewarding Good and Punishing Evil" was still occupied... How do I get up? Nowadays, all the good book titles have been taken up. Not just me, many authors have weird names. Is this really just to attract attention? Okay, let's talk about the style: I originally wanted to write a stallion with a nonsensical mode, but after writing dozens of chapters, I realized that the stallion was not good, and it was no longer easy to modify the previous content. I had no choice but to change the style. So this book was sold on the street, why? Because I like stallion nonsense, I feel good at the beginning, but feel boring at the end; if I don't like that style, I abandon the book at the beginning... This book is like a banana for studying. It doesn't matter if I practice or study. I'm not afraid of criticism from book friends. For example, a line in the past, "I represent the way of heaven," was said to be too "two". Well, it didn't appear again, right? For example, many people think that bad people deserve retribution, and it is best not to be spared even if they repent. Well, from now on I will either be unforgivable if I am bad, or I will try not to forgive. In fact, this book has changed from explaining the cause and effect of good and evil to completely punishing evil and promoting good. But I will write whatever book friends want to read, and I still won't write what book friends don't like. Even if the ones I don't like have run away, at least I've learned that those are the things book lovers don't like. However, I don't like those who read a little bit, have no pertinent opinions, and directly criticize. My book will kill you, and I don't need such readers. One word: Get out! I am grateful to every book friend who sincerely supports me. New writers and new books need everyone's support and encouragement. Not every author can become a god with one book. I feel that when a new person writes a new book, it is like when I have nothing. Friends who can accompany me, support me, and encourage me to the end are worth cherishing! Even if I don't write well, you don't like to read it. But occasionally I can cast a vote, sign in, or say, 'Come on! ', I will be very motivated! I'm the kind of person who likes to troll people. I wonder if it's because of his personality or because he has a grudge against the author? How many newcomers and new books have been trolled? Keep your mouth shut! I write about the way of heaven, so I believe in the way of heaven. Be careful about going to tongue pulling hell after death! Banana is a person with a somewhat twisted personality. Before writing this, my friends kept asking me to follow the hot topics, but I didn't. Then I was criticized too much at the beginning, so I changed my style. When I see someone complaining about it later, I just go straight to the end of the first chapter and add explanations to make people prepared and not to abandon the book early. I believe there are not many people who do this. I also know that this will only make the results worse, but I still do it. So if you read the opening hints and continue reading, you should be mentally prepared and stop complaining about the early stages. If you have solid opinions, I like them the most. For example, a book friend said it was like a story-telling show, with the main character appearing less often. That was the suggestion of a book friend who actually reads books. I will work hard to correct such suggestions. I don't need that kind of book friend who scolds me like 'Er Bi', 'Stupid', 'Brainless' and so on after reading a few chapters. I really don't need it. If there are such book friends, please leave early and don't give it away! Another book friend said that the introduction to chapters 4 and 5 was too low, so I could only laugh. In fact, the conversation with the bird's beak was just a trap. Do I need to explain it in detail? Finally, thank you again to every book friend who can support me! Thank you very much! Even if it is for you, this book will not be unfinished!

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I have read too many novels, and every novel basically has a group of female protagonists! I'm going to blame you for being such a heroine! I give it five stars! Come on↖(^ω^)↗

In fact, reading novels depends on your mood. Humorous novels reflect happiness, horror novels reflect fear, romance novels reflect yearning, and so on. In fact, just enjoy reading it and don't get hung up on the content. All novels are inconsistent with reality. As long as it looks good. Creativity can only come from the imagination. Otherwise, why would there be such classic novels as Journey to the West, The Legend of the Gods, and Tomb Raiders. Give more support to the authors so that we can have good novels to read, right? I support you, author.

In fact, the world of this book is like a dream. The protagonist does whatever he wants.