I Call the Shots in Jingzhou of the Three Kingdoms

Some people said I was handsome, so I stood on the balcony and thought about who had leaked the news all night... It is said that when I was born, my father cried hoarsely for a month and a half, and he would not believe to death that I was the child who inherited his chromosomes. Later, in order to prove her innocence, my mother took my father to the hospital for a paternity test. The doctor opened the quilt and cried after just one look. He wiped his nose and said, "Go back, this is not your son, nor anyone else's. Human beings cannot give birth to such handsome children... A little intern nurse came over, immediately found a box of red ink pad, and printed my fingerprints. Then she spread out her braided hair and murmured to me: I keep my long hair for you. If I don't marry you in this life, I won't cut my long hair. I will clean the lanterns and ancient Buddhas and comb myself in the boudoir... When I was 15 years old, I still didn't dare to go to school. It's not that I had never been to kindergarten. I didn't dare to go after a long time in the kindergarten. All the teachers and principals in the kindergarten went crazy, and all the little girls fainted on the ground. The focus interview program team of CCTV came to interview me. The beautiful woman carrying the camera fainted three times, and the little girl in charge of the transcripts wrote Chinese into Italian and Spanish. The United Nations earmarked funds to build me a shelter on the top of Mount Everest in the Himalayas. I enjoyed true purity, the blue sky was so close to me, and God was literally within my reach. Although I was clean, I was still extremely depressed. I stood on the top and shouted loudly: "I'm not handsome!" Suddenly, God's voice came from the sky: "No, you lied...

There is a mistake in the novel that is too obvious. The name of the Han Dynasty has two characters, and three characters represent a mean name. Li Nuli chose it, Kuai Ruyu, haha

The author is a bit tired of standing up and talking. He wrote those famous historical generals as a mob that didn't understand the art of war and defeated them at a single stroke. The protagonist is a hero who can sweep tens of thousands of troops even with a thousand mobs. I have to say that this kind of book makes the author happy, but It doesn't make readers happy, because the measure of the value of a famous general's victory is how hard-won he is. The more difficult and dangerous it is, the more hard-won it is to reflect his value and significance. If you blindly push and sweep, then where is the interest?

Accepting famous generals is like collecting cabbage. After saying a few good words, each famous general bowed down with tears in his eyes. These famous generals rebelled against their masters faster than grasshoppers.

The enemies mentioned are all imbeciles!

The mouth full of poems makes me want to vomit! And three grown men slept together. Nausea

It's obviously the poisonous scholar Jia Xu and the genius Guo Jia

A time traveler doesn't understand almost any modern technology. Will his father not care about Liu Qi being assassinated several times? Is it possible? Secondly, could Liu Biao not be on guard against the Cai family? Liu Biao was weakened into an idiot, Cai Mao was described as an idiot, Liu Cong was also seriously weakened, and even made into an idiot for molesting his sister-in-law in public and breaking into her room. In addition, there were no woks in the Three Kingdoms, and only stir-fries were available in the Song Dynasty. It is too unfair. No gunpowder and so on. . . . . In a word, it is a shame for the time traveler. Nowadays, people can't tell the heroine is pretending to be a man? It can't be explained by stupidity. It can only mean that this novel is barely readable, but I couldn't stand it after reading it halfway through. The protagonist's IQ is not online, and the author is almost equally offline.

At the end of the Jingzhou Incident, the Fan family was actually sentenced to house arrest. Didn't you see that Cao Cao massacred several cities to vent his anger? It can be seen that the hatred for killing the father was very serious at that time. Not to mention that Confucianism at that time emphasized that the hatred for killing the father was irreconcilable. Later, the legal system also said that murder should be punished with life. After disrupting the Cai family, all three clans were saved.

Generally speaking, novels are based on the abilities of generals in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, with various histories of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms as supplements. I read a few chapters for free. When I saw Zhao Yun being challenged in a one-on-one battle, Zhao Yun was convinced... And decided not to read it.