Please, Stop Making Masterpieces!

Please, Stop Making Masterpieces!

by Vernetu

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Traveling through a parallel world, Lin Chen was bound to the "Strongest Bad Movie System" and wanted to earn bonuses by making bad movies, but he was horrified to find that as long as the movie became a hit, the money earned would be recycled by the system at a ratio of 1:1000! If he makes a hit movie, he will pay tens of billions! In order to save his life, Lin Chen tried his best: special effects, shocking lines, actors with facial paralysis, no matter how bad they were. But all the crew members are "imaginative kings": the special effects artist turned a cheap spaceship into an interstellar battleship, the actors interpreted awkward performances into "divine performances", and even the black holes were transformed into the shape of a heart, euphemistically calling it "hardcore romance." I wanted to rely on a bad movie to persuade the audience, but the trailer went online and set off the whole network. Vicious film critics tearfully gave it a five-star rating, the management increased investment, and Hollywood rushed to remake it... Lin Chen looked at the astronomical figures in his account that were about to be recycled, collapsed and shouted: "I really just want to make a bad movie!"

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