My Tang Monk Meat

[Five-star praise! A potential work in the new book period! ] One day, Lu Jiang was told that he was the thousandth reincarnation of Jin Chanzi. There are also three apprentices, yes, they are the three big monsters in Journey to the West who can destroy the world. Lu Jiang was quite happy at first, but later he realized something was wrong. His body seems to have... Undergone some changes. His blood can greatly increase the monster's power... Eating his meat can make him immortal. So monsters from all walks of life in the three realms, with new and old grudges, all come to visit one by one. . "Next, let's interview the person involved!" The reporter politely pointed the microphone at Lu Jiang and asked: "Do you feel that as the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi and the master of three world-destroying monsters, you often risk being eaten by monsters? Do you feel any pressure?" Lu Jiang spread his hands and said in surprise, "Pressure? Is there any?" Lu Jiang shook his head, "There's no pressure." He pulled out a few white hairs and threw them quietly on the ground: "You see, I am young and have no pressure at all on these things." This is a story about happiness upgraded to fighting monsters.

After RNG lost to IG, the silence in the training base was terrible. Jian Aoyao's fat face was so gloomy that it was almost wet. He looked at Casa and Xiao Ming next to him from time to time, and finally couldn't help opening his mouth: "I established such a big advantage in the early stage, 5 kills, and you two were ruined like this?" Kasa opened his mouth slightly and wanted to say something, but was rudely interrupted by Jian Aoyao. "Kasa, shut up. It's true that you played well in the early stage and you did have an advantage, but Olaf, the jungler, still can't protect me well. You should reflect on yourself." Looking at the sullen Jane Pride, Kasa lowered his head silently. Jian Aoyao then turned his attention to Xiao Ming who was standing aside. He asked pleasantly: "Is output fun?" Xiao Ming said nothing. Jian Aoyao rushed over and punched Xiao Ming hard on the right side of his face, knocking Xiao Ming to the ground. He took off Xiao Ming's shirt, brought Xiao Ming's face close to his, and shouted word by word: "I'm asking you, is it fun to lose?" Xiao Ming struggled to support his body with both hands, looked at UZI's fat face close at hand, and said in a trembling voice: "Isn't that right? Starting... Jian Aowei saw Xiao Ming like this and lost interest. He threw Xiao Ming aside like a rag. "From now on, remember, I only need to play Bull Head, Braum and the like to protect my heroes. I hope you remember the lesson this time. Don't touch the support that can output in the future. If you don't protect the ADC, is it called support?" Hearing that Jian proudly let him go, Xiao Ming stood up with difficulty and left the training room in a hurry. Jian proudly looked at Xiao Ming's leaving figure and sighed: "There are so many disobedient people in this year's RNG. How can I lead them?" In the dark training room, Jane's proud figure is like a ghost, dark and scary.

One day, Lu Jiang was told that he was the thousandth reincarnation of Jin Chanzi. There are also three apprentices, yes, they are the three big monsters in Journey to the West who can destroy the world. Lu Jiang was quite happy at first, but later he realized something was wrong. His body seems to have... Undergone some changes. His blood can greatly increase the monster's power... Eating his meat can make him immortal. So monsters from all walks of life in the three realms, with new and old grudges, all come to visit one by one. . "Next, let's interview the person involved!" The reporter politely pointed the microphone at Lu Jiang and asked: "Do you feel that as the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi and the master of three world-destroying monsters, you often risk being eaten by monsters? Do you feel any pressure?" Lu Jiang spread his hands and said in surprise, "Pressure? Is there any?" Lu Jiang shook his head, "There's no pressure." He pulled out a few white hairs and threw them quietly on the ground: "You see, I am young and have no pressure at all on these things." This is a story about happiness upgraded to fighting monsters, "My Tang Monk Meat" Xia Changan, I have to go. Before leaving in a hurry, I went to look for you, but you seemed not to be there again. I'm afraid it will take too long, so I'll keep it short. If you have time, replace that TV set at home. Every time you see the kissing scene, the screen flashes. There are also kitchen pots. If you have time, brush them more often. Don't ask me why. Nine times out of ten, the pot will get burnt when you cook. By the way, don't call me stupidly. The place I go to is too far away and China Mobile and China Unicom can't handle it. If there is thunder at night, don't be afraid to rush into my house. This time I allow you to turn on all the lights brightly. Remember to close the doors and windows when you are alone at home. I can no longer cook you supper late at night, nor can I tell you stories to lull you to sleep. You always said I was a talkative, but now you are free. I've written so much without realizing it. It's raining outside again, and I don't know if you brought an umbrella. Oh, I'm so angry. I don't care about you. Anyway, I told you so many times and you never remembered it once. I'm leaving, don't forget to have breakfast every day, Xia Changan. I'll probably be back soon... Chang'an, you always said I was a big liar before, but you must believe me this time... I'll be back soon. Even if you risk your life, you will come back! --Lu Jiang 2018.6.20

Rating: ★★★ Potential: ★★★★ There have been an unusually large number of funny articles about Journey to the West recently... Is it an illusion? Anyone can write about Journey to the West, but there are really very few who can write it well. This kind of subject matter really tests the author's basic skills. If this book can be successful, it may bring about a wave of Journey to the West craze...