God, Please Forgive Me

There is a dog in the North Ming Dynasty, and his name is Ha. With a cold appearance and a fool at heart, in the middle of the night, he cried out, the owner was not here, and he was demolishing the house. The sheets and sofas were rattling everywhere, and the steel beams were like mud! It was so big that it couldn't be stewed in a pot. The child turned into a dog and his name was Qi. Qi was so big that he needed two barbecue grills. One Ha is the leader of the Three Tigers, three Ha is the sinking aircraft carrier, five Ha is the God, ten Ha is the Genesis, one hundred Ha is destroying the galaxy, and Qian Ha is the first in the universe. If you don't understand the instructions, you are better at demolition than you. If you don't bark, you can whine. As the saying goes, if a wolf turns back, there must be a reason, either to repay a favor or to take revenge. If Erha turns back, at the end of the day, it will either tear down the home or demolish the building!

Upgrade, fight monsters and pick up treasures, Cave Academy Auction After completing the mission, go to the dungeon and change the map of the fairy world. He is extremely talented and has good bones. One year of practice is worth ten years. I am a multi-faceted expert in refining alchemy, practicing weapons and formations. There is an old man in the ring, and a pet is a mythical beast Bai Fumei fell in love with me, even if the protagonist is very funny. Occasionally visit roadside stalls and buy bricks on a whim After returning home, I found a broken version of the ancient artifact. The beauty is hungry in the mountains, a roast chicken makes Fangxin happy The technique of roasting chicken is very delicate, specially designed for picking up girls. A love triangle between the male protagonist and the female protagonist, and the male protagonist is surrounded by beauties. The tiger's body shook, and his domineering energy leaked out. I will accept all the beauties, my little brother. There is no limit to the villain's power, just send your subordinates to give you experience The partners are all scumbags in fighting, and they stay on the sidelines to show off their surprise during the fight. Lots of ideas, good luck, junk skills turn into treasures You can sweep across the same level, and it's not difficult to fight across levels. Even if he is a waste now, he will definitely become a genius in the future Feng shui will take turns for thirty years. Don't expect me to be poor when I am young. A continent is so big that it can accommodate a population of 10,000 trillion The two ends are several light years apart, and I can cross them in three months. Although there are many countries, the customs and culture are all the same Currency grade weights and measures, commonly used in mainland China. The master is very powerful and can destroy the world with one move But after tens of thousands of years of fighting, the mountains and seas still look the same. The protagonist is always healed when injured and will never become disabled It doesn't matter if you never go to school, reading and writing are natural skills. You open your mouth and shut up to defy heaven. What does God owe you? Use the halo magic skill to activate plug-ins and kill immortals, Buddhas and demons at will. Potatoes, Tang San tomatoes, the east wind soars against the sky

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Dusk, street, canteen. People, men, two men, one old and one young, standing across the counter. "Is it you?" "It's me." "You're here." "I'm coming." "You shouldn't have come." "I'm already here." "You're here after all." "I'm here after all." Silence, a long silence. The two people, who looked like clay and wood sculptures, were facing each other, but the setting sun was getting more and more slanting. "What are you doing here?" The old man finally broke the silence. "Make soy sauce." He said it crisply, word by word, without any hesitation. The old man pondered for a while and then said slowly: "How much does it cost per pound?" "One piece." Still crisp and clear, without any hesitation. The man's expression changed and he said, "You know I never sell soy sauce for one yuan a pound here." "I only want one yuan a pound of soy sauce." "Is it serious?" "Seriously!" The soy sauce seller stared at the man in front of him. He was very young, but no one would forget his eyes. They were as quiet as night and as deep as the sea. He knew that the young man in front of him was definitely an ordinary person, but he also knew that he would never sell soy sauce for one dollar a pound. The surroundings were still so quiet, as quiet as death. The sunset was gradually setting. He looked at the sunset in the distance and felt unspeakable fear. He smiled bitterly and said, "Do you have to buy it for one yuan a pound?" "Definitely!" "What if I don't sell it to you?" "You can try it!" Silence, deathly silence. After a long while, he raised his eyes and looked at the young man, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll sell you a pound of soy sauce for one yuan, but you don't mention it to outsiders!" He took the soy sauce bottle and a dollar from the boy's hand. The bottle is cold, just like the heart of an old man; the coins are slightly hot, just like the palm of a young man's hand. After a while, the boy took the soy sauce bottle he handed back, turned around and walked towards the door. He won this battle, completely. A trace of pride flashed across the young man's face. But the soy sauce seller stopped him from behind: "Do you think you can really beat me?" The young man's body trembled slightly and his steps paused. "Obviously, I've got soy sauce at such a low price." "Not bad." "Then I have defeated you." "It's a pity that you missed a little bit." The young man suddenly turned around, the muscles on his face twitching slightly. He seemed to realize something, but it was already too late. The soy sauce seller only smiled lightly and said, "My soy sauce is originally sold for 80 cents per catty."

Suddenly I realized that I seemed to be hallucinating, or maybe I was seeing...

I have admired three men, one is Xu Xian, the other is Dong Yong, and the third is Ning Caichen. One dares to sleep with a snake, one dares to sleep with an immortal, and the last one even dares to sleep with a ghost. It wasn't until I watched Hua Qiangu that I realized that Luo Shiyi was a real man who dared to sleep with a caterpillar. The most despised thing is Sun Wukong, who immobilized the seven fairies, but he actually ran to steal peaches. I have to admire Sun Wukong's father for actually being able to use stones to get pregnant. I was also drunk! Some people say that I have poor water experience, but I was slapped in the face in the past. Isn't this nonsense? How to upgrade without water? ! This comment is based on experience, and upgrading requires experience, so I copied and pasted this comment and made a comment every day. After the comment was completed, it flashed. I'm just here to gain experience

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On behalf of the moon, I love you!

Um... I've been wanting to ask this question for a long time... Are you, the author, and Yaojin Playing with You the same person?

So the author was greatly inspired by the story about the elbow's mercy? Will some god spare my life?