The Mystery of Heaven

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One day, Cao Cao and Liu Bei were drinking and discussing heroes. The two had a few drinks, and Liu Bei suddenly farted loudly, which was very embarrassing. When I was in embarrassment, I heard Guan Yu behind me say calmly: "Don't be surprised, everyone, the farts come from the rain (rain)!" As soon as Guan Yu finished speaking, Zhao Yun took a step forward and said, "Don't be surprised, everyone, the farts came from the clouds!" Just as Zhao Yun said this, Zhang Fei continued to shout: "I heard a fart just now, the farts came from the sky!" Everyone burst out laughing. Liu Bei has also returned to normal. Cao Cao did not laugh, he felt deeply about this matter. After sending Liu Bei and others away, Cao Cao said to his subordinates: "When Liu Bei's subordinates saw that their master had made a mistake, they all rushed to take responsibility and make up for it. They are really loyal. If it was your turn, would you be able to do this?" Everyone was angry and thought: "It's just bullshit, why is this so difficult!" A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again. During the dinner, he wanted to fart to see how his subordinates would react. After holding it in for a long time, I finally managed to force it out. Everyone had been waiting for a long time. When they heard the sound of "gu", General Xu Chu quickly shouted: "The fart was made by Chu (pig)!" Wang Lang, the servant, followed up and said: "The fart was caused by Lang (the wolf)!" Cao Cao's eyes widened when he heard this. The others thought that Cao Cao thought he was too slow, so they rushed to grab him. Xiahou Dun argued: "The fart came from Dun!" "No!" Xu Huang retorted loudly, "The fart comes out!" Xun You said: "The fart came from You (You)!" Man Chong said: "The fart came from Chong!" Jiang Ji said: "The fart came from Ji (squeeze)!" Guo Tu said: "The fart came from Tu (vomited)!" Zhong Yao said: "The fart came from Yao (shake)!" Then.... Niu Jin: "The fart is made of gold (gold)!" Cao Hong: "The fart belongs to Hong (Red)!" Zhang Nan: "The fart belongs to Nan (Lan)!" ........... Cao Cao was already red-faced and about to get angry. Counselor Guo Jia shouted: "It's all wrong, it's all wrong! What everyone said is wrong!"... He is worthy of being my number one strategist. Cao Cao thought secretly. Guo Jia then said: "The fart was made by Jia (pinch)!" Liu Bei and the others were already staggering around laughing... Cao Cao was so angry that he fainted. So what, gentlemen, young and old... This is an advertisement for my book. Writing a book is not easy, so I can only recommend my book "Return to Earth with a Ship" by yourself. I also ask everyone to forgive my shamelessness and try not to troll me. If it hinders the author from writing a book, it is best not to delete it but to block it directly. This is safer. I am very sorry. But as an upright man these days, ahem... I really can't let you in without some tricks. Book title: [Return to Earth with a Ship] [Return to Earth with a Ship] You can read it by searching the title of the book! Book title: [Return to Earth with a Ship] [Return to Earth with a Ship] You can read it by searching the title of the book!

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