You Are Single and Unemployed. Do You Want to Counterattack?

Name: You Are Single and Unemployed. Do You Want to Counterattack?
Author: Fifty-year-old 007

by Fifty-year-old 007

ongoing Urban Urban Supernatural Male Lead

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67Kwords25chapters

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Ch. 25 — Shunfeng Ears Secret! Poison Schemes and Immortality Traps

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About This Novel

After I lost my job, I relied on a stapler to change my destiny Unemployed at thirty-five? Mortgage overdue? Being suspected of dating? Shan Wuwei's life was originally filled with the word "failure". Until he was hit by a turning hailstone during a live broadcast-- He actually awakened the bloodline of the Western Dynasty kings who had been sleeping in his body for two thousand years! The word "king" appears on the left hand, and the energy ball is held tightly in the right hand. Activate the skill [Network Escape], and deliver takeaways to beautiful women's bathrooms in seconds! What's even more outrageous is that the female CEO's pink stapler can be turned into a hidden weapon called "Rainstorm Pear Blossom Nails"? ! ------ "Thirty thousand a month, fake marriage with me." "This stapler will be your weapon from now on." "Remember, you are my tool and my contract husband." From bathroom shocks to shopping mall shootouts, from Emei treasure hunt to African tribal wars, Shang Wuwei is busy collecting twelve beauties to unlock past life memories. While using a stapler to pierce the bounty, expose the AI conspiracy, and rescue the CEO's fiancé (and then find out that he is the real husband?!) ------ "I used to be submissive, but now I want to revive my male role!" "I used to be afraid of the mortgage, but now I'm afraid of not having enough energy balls!" "I used to be a cow and a horse, but now I'm a county king - even though I'm still a delivery boy." ------ [Highlights of the work] Social Animal Counterattack × Ancient Bloodline × AI Conspiracy × Collection of Twelve Beauties The takeaway clothes are suddenly changed into suits, the stapler is used to force the AK, and the Internet is invisible and can travel at the speed of light.