I'm Really Not a God of Food

Name: I'm Really Not a God of Food
Author: Etta Is So Small

by Etta Is So Small

ongoing Urban Urban Life Male Lead

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39Kwords20chapters

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Ch. 20 — Chilled Vip Box and Meng Po's Spicy Review

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About This Novel

Night market veteran "Wang Laodou", a ruthless technology master who is on the verge of being fined, unexpectedly ends up with the Lord of Hell in order to save a naughty child. When Po Meng checked the book of life and death, she exclaimed, "I made a mistake, come again!" In order to compensate, Po Meng gave on credit a second-hand gourmet system that the God of Cookery had eliminated - the "incense and merit stove", and asked Mr. Wang to work part-time and set up a stall to pay off the debt. This broken system starts up as Android with a cracked screen, sings "Hot Girl" in standby, and warns you if you disagree: "Son, if you try again, you will be deducted from your longevity!" The food they cook will either make you laugh like a pig, or cry and repent. What's even more outrageous is that even a bowl of porridge can make people fart in the sky and hang on a tree branch! "Boss, you Xiaoyao porridge, the added ingredients are too much!" Faced with the siege of capital and the opposition of his peers, the timid and cowardly Mr. Wang used bad cards and an iron pot to stir up an urban legend in the midst of surprise and fright, using human fireworks.