I Am a Social Animal in Heaven

Name: I Am a Social Animal in Heaven
Author: Alex Lewis

by Alex Lewis

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Ch. 23 — Fairy Debate on the Judges' Bench

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About This Novel

An absurd "helping gods for fun" forced Chen Mo to bind the "Three Realms Temporary Worker Agreement" and became the only employee of the Heavenly Office in the human world. His daily work includes: helping Yue Lao use algorithms to match marriages, and developing a "family happiness monitoring system" for Kitchen God... The gods' KPIs now rest on his shoulders as a mortal employee. On the surface, it is a hilarious fairy workplace drama - the Jade Emperor is the scapegoating CEO, Guanyin is transformed into the marketing director of Xitian Group, the King of Hell is busy promoting the IPO of the underworld; Yang Jian uses his third eye to scan game guides, Nezha uses a lotus clone to clock in, and Lei Gong works part-time at Didi to subsidize incense. But Chen Mo soon discovered that behind the seemingly absurd KPI system, there was hidden the truth that subverted the three realms: incense data had been tampered with on a large scale, emotional energy had been secretly collected, and the list of gods was actually an ancient management system full of loopholes. And an "incense war" sweeping across the Eastern and Western pantheons is brewing, and its outcome will determine the survival of human civilization. From being forced to complete outrageous tasks to forming the "Heaven Crisis Public Relations Department"; from discovering that he is the only "editable authority" in the myth system, to facing the ultimate truth that "the world is a program and chaos is a bug" - Chen Mo, an atheist, will use modern logic to deconstruct myths, use workplace wisdom to deal with the divine war, and finally write a new future for the Three Realms in the countdown to "system reset".